I agree with some of what you wrote except... How did you "force everyone you knew to smoke weed"? Hanging out at Jr High schools smoking weed will get you busted for certain... and in a very very bad way.
I would call them names and tease them. Relentlessly.lol I was in 7th grade. That last paragraph was ment to be a joke. I promise I won't be hanging out at any junior high schools.
We gotta gottem younger than that! I'm thinkin kindergarten!lol
Edit: Jk brown thumb