its illegal to phuque somebody with a penis but you can phuque somebody with an octopus tentacle....Tony Bourdain in Japan
on a side note...choke on a bone tony...I want your job
after being bit by one long ago, never again, not even for the kids, if ever...I'm contemplating getting a couple hamsters for breeding. I don't know why really, they're just hella cute critters and fun to watch and give treats..lol.