Stinkymutt
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Shit Im high !
Peace
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My ex is a complete whore.... that is all. 
A friend of mine met a chick, took her out for a while and then went to her place, she's supposedly a cute little snapper and he was happy as hell, Todd only has one leg and so his dating options are quite slim. so, he goes out to her place which is a cabin in the woods and soon realizes that she's not quite balanced right
maybe it was the liquor kicking in.Todd decides to leave and tries making his exit, this chick grabs a knife and blocks his way to the door, Todd backs up and the chick (I forgot her name) insists that he sit back down, her exact words to him as she advances on him while waving that knife around were "you're not going anywhere, you just sit there and look pretty!" He snuck out after she passed out.
There were 4 of us @ his brothers house today when he told the story, with his embellishments of the entire date he had all of us laughing hard, I laughed so much that my face hurt.
It's been quite a few years since I've done any dating up here in Minnesota but apparently things have changed some.
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OGShaman
Dream job interview
"You have to pass a drug test."
-No problem
*interviewer pulls out an apple*
"Make me a pipe in 30 seconds."
"You have to pass a drug test."
-No problem
*interviewer pulls out an apple*
"Make me a pipe in 30 seconds."
MicroRoy
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The migratory patterns of 118 bird species throughout the Americas from Cornell. As I sit in this snow, I wish I was with them
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Yummy Duck.
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Hey Joe Rogan...
my little Suzi was sneaky beakin' over my peanut butter sammich.......
that's her sneaky beak, every time I bring food to the table out comes the beak
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noyd666
sure is fun setting up & testing auto pump feed system.
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noyd666
WILL TRUMP TRUMP?
What kind of sicko is going to train a culture of people to run to the top of the Himalayan mountains to arrest someone for smoking marijuana? Wow
does that mean birds are smarter than everyone, or just have a better rate on air fare than anyone else?
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Grip this, grab that, have that, an empty bag
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
I have a form of the disease that prevents you from remembering the names of people you work with every day - I think it's called "Don'tgiveashit".
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
"You pay for this, but they give you that"
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