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noyd666

I play 'body language' games when confronting peeps.

I fold arms, they fold arms.
I put hands in pockets, so do they.
I pull out peter, they run away.

try it out, seems to always work.
:biggrin: try it at the gay parade.
 

Midwest sticky

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^^^ and noyd for the win!
Let the pollen fly!!!
Whole lot of pollen chucking going down. After a recent scare I've decided to go balls to the wall.
 

floralheart

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I'm convinced that half of America's Pakastani's and Indians are part of some secret sleeper cell, sent to destroy America's coffee.

Thereby ruining America's breakfast, and crushing her dreams.
 

floralheart

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If we splash enough Pakastani kids with hot coffee, we can traumatize them out of having anything to do with coffee for the next generation. That's 20 years of decafienated peace and prosperity.
 

dddaver

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Watched a comedian the other night say that all that 'social media' is actually the exact opposite. It's actually A-social, or anti-social. People make-up what they want to be and post that on fuck-book/farce-book. People photo-shop their instagrams before posting them. None of it is face-to-face. The vast majority of POF or OKCupid profiles are bullshit and just what people would like themselves to be. None of it is face-to-face and real human interaction.

And on forums people say shit they would never dare say to someones face, and are often impolite and uncivilized to say the least. Trolls reign.

The best comedy usually rings true. My man George definitely got that.
 

Jahnice

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our friend just found out that all of his family in Katmandu and his sherpa village are alive.
houses are rubble but that can be rebuilt.
AWESOME!
 
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noyd666

great deciding to put auto feed in with 1 hour to go, fit rings , string the rubber hose , poke hose through invisible hole in wall, fill bucket fit pump, yahoo made it and checked before life went out of light.
 

Sisu

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my first ever job was as a break pad on a steam train ...

My very first job I said thank you and please, but they made me scrub a parking lot down on my knees, then I got fired for being scared of bees and they only paid me 50 cents an hour :tiphat:
 

Jahnice

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my first job was as waitress in a chinese restaurant.
it was big with the drunk crowd after the bars close.

second saturday into the job a drunk guy pulled out
his wiener and layed it down on the table shouting...
'i said i wanted a hot hamburger, i said i wanted a hot hamburger'.

15 years old- burst into tears- fired at the end of shift
 

Midwest sticky

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I swear ladybugs are suicidal...there was a shitload of em in my garage so I collected em and chucked em in the flower room now they keep doing suicide flights into the lights lol.
 

LyryC

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I swear ladybugs are suicidal...there was a shitload of em in my garage so I collected em and chucked em in the flower room now they keep doing suicide flights into the lights lol.

they naturally migrate, thye want ot instinctually fly to a new place
 
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