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TOTALLY RANDOM POST II
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Hope something good comes your way.
i read that a sheep ewes vagina is closest to the human vagina. now, just exactly how did they figure that out? was there testing involved? i can see some rube in a motel getting on the phone & saying "welp, i'm done with the dog, sheep, & goat now. bring over the kangaroo, a miniature horse, some beer & more Viagra..."
Green Squall
Well-known member
My mantra dealing with a severe gout attack:
in dire need of a nap.......
wasn't supposed to be this way
so happy that nobody on this site was shitty enough to open a charles manson is dead thread, in fact even the news sites/outlets have let it go.......
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noyd666
nice cool day in Tasmania today, fuk the heat.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
It seems that I have scored me an job working for the Post Office @ 30% more $ than I was making last place.
Nice.
I've got physical to pass (no worries there) & then 2 week training. Not likely to start until Jan. No drug tests. I'm fucking stoked.
Still waiting to hear about a job at local car plant - it's a bit of a drive, but the $ is as good or better & indoors.
Nice.
I've got physical to pass (no worries there) & then 2 week training. Not likely to start until Jan. No drug tests. I'm fucking stoked.
Still waiting to hear about a job at local car plant - it's a bit of a drive, but the $ is as good or better & indoors.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
Trade ya - I hate the cold. We've got snow here.
Oh, to have some 30C temps here (or higher, plse).
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
Car plant just let me know I passed online & invited me to come for physical assessment
This would be preferred gig - indoors, better $ than post office.
I'm glad I threw myself out of the nest & forced a change of job. Was worried that shite economy would be a negative, but I guess it's the man that counts (humble brag).
Car plant just let me know I passed online & invited me to come for physical assessment
This would be preferred gig - indoors, better $ than post office.
I'm glad I threw myself out of the nest & forced a change of job. Was worried that shite economy would be a negative, but I guess it's the man that counts (humble brag).
It's good to be choosy regarding employment. Weigh all the pros and cons.
OranguTrump
Crotchety Old Crotch
All 4 family members speaking their minds about all possible scenarios - I'll have those jobs Venn diagrammed and hyper analyzed, tout suite. Nice to have options, that's for damned sure.
Thanks
Fox News is to journalism, as professional wrestling is to sports.
Desperately needing a good laugh I decided to pull a practical joke on Bobby, one of the neighbor/land owners sharing a common kitchen in my place. Bobby had a wicked foul temper & his long time friend Ron who lived in a trailer nearby was a Class A drunk & always testing Bobby's patience, but everybody gathered @ my cabin (a tar paper shack on 2 sides) as it had a small but full kitchen w/the only working fridge amongst us; we shared that fridge nicely, but any food items not yours were STRICTLY off limits.
Bobby had a package of pre-sliced turkey breast in the fridge, he was at work but coming home later & likely gonna use some of that unopened turkey, that package (& Bobby) was the object of the prank.
Ron put powdered garlic on everything he ate during his drunken stupors, so I needed & got a replacement pack of turkey for Bobby. I took that package of turkey & cut it open, then I took a huge bite outta the corner of the meat, set it on a paper plate & sprinkled a shitload of garlic powder on it, then left it sitting in Bobby's section of the fridge.
Bobby eventually went home & swung by the kitchen to make a sandwich, "WTF happened to my turkey?! Who touched my MF'ing food?!" Bobby was going ballistic and then I told him that Ron had been in the fridge & he put 2 plus 2 together w/all the garlic powder; he went so crazy that I couldn't tell him that I pranked him for another 1/2 hour or so, Bobby hadda cool down for sure, when I finally told him he wouldn't talk to me for a week, no big deal, he wasn't all too bright to begin with.......
After that he kept his food in a cooler he kept iced, only bringing over what he intended to cook.
i am, as usual, out of rep at the moment. "i'll be back" as Arnold said...
no problemo.......
well fuck..."you must spread some rep around to folks nowhere near as funny & informative before i let you +rep S4L again" stupid fucking computer!
