TOTALLY RANDOM POST II

[Midwest sticky]

So my one year old dog mr. Noodles has decided to have selective hearing... Apparently the words "no" and come here no longer fucking register, little shithead.
And the other pup has decided to be a bunny serial killer, none of em are safe Lmfao. Good thing I like rabbit stew.

 

[noyd666]

N THE WEATHER IS LOOKING LIKE RAIN, GOOD THE BLOODY DAMS NEED FILLING.

 

[minds_I]

... Good thing I like rabbit stew.

Let's eat!

 

[Meraxes]

Whipping up some Snow's chowdah and oysta crackahs

 

[moses wellfleet]

The negative pressure in my mouth drew the sweet sour fruity pulp out of the small whole gnawed in the shell and down the back of my throat. Flavor burst as I inhaled!

 

[OranguTrump]

Whipping up some Snow's chowdah and oysta crackahs

Do you use cheddah? When I was at Hahvahd, we'd whip up a pissah full.

 

[OranguTrump]

So my one year old dog mr. Noodles has decided to have selective hearing... Apparently the words "no" and come here no longer fucking register, little shithead.
And the other pup has decided to be a bunny serial killer, none of em are safe Lmfao. Good thing I like rabbit stew.

Bunnies are food, NOT pets. I regularly offer to take in peoples rabbit "pets", with the caveat that they will become Hasenpfeffer.

"One rabbit stew, comin' right up" - Monty Python & the Holy Grail

 

[Midwest sticky]

Good thing there's a shitload of em in the yard,they make a damn good meal. now if I can just teach him to take out a deer I'll have it made.

 

[Meraxes]

Do you use cheddah? When I was at Hahvahd, we'd whip up a pissah full.

Nope never thought to use cheddah...just salt n fukn peppah, addin a lil butta get that shit as close to Friendly's as pawhsible...

 

[_tessarecting]

I was going to smoke this bit of charas but then I realized it's mostly peat moss

 

[noyd666]

nice to check yer room and find nothing to do.

 

[OranguTrump]

Nope never thought to use cheddah...just salt n fukn peppah, addin a lil butta get that shit as close to Friendly's as pawhsible...

Wicked ahsome!

 

[ODanksta]

Should you tip a hooker?

 

[minds_I]

When will the it be seen that the Emperor has no clothes?

 

[Midwest sticky]

Should you tip a hooker?

Hookers can take a lot more then just the tip Lmfao

 

[OranguTrump]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Should you tip a hooker?

Only if she won't lay down on her own
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[minds_I]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Should you tip a hooker?

Only if she won't lay down on her own
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Yes, and you use a tip calculator...

 

[woolybear]

are there any banditos listening?

 

[Stoner4Life]

[FONT=Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Should you tip a hooker?

Only if she won't lay down on her own
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that wasn't funny the first time MrTrump.......



OK & this goes out to everyone, 'hooker' is a very crass word, low class, can be found in urban alley's etc...

Seriously, sub in the word 'escort' and suddenly your date/interlude/rendezvous takes on an entirely different level of tang.

 

[_tessarecting]

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