damn! that thing would rip my lungs out of my chest & stomp on them! i couldn't breathe for a week. i'd still hit it a time or two though...yolo!

one time out coyote hunting at night as i was walking into woods i had whole flock of turkeys take off from trees above me i thought the world was coming down on me scared the shit out of me at first
I've stirred up a blue heron down by the pond at night. You think a pterodactyl is coming at you!
I worked with a guy who lived near a swampy area. He had a black roof and the herons would perch on his TV antenna making quite the mess. Game warden didn't like his remedy. The are pretty common around here anymore. 30 years ago you hardly saw them.LOL. Great Blue heron , also known as a "Shitpoke" around here.
is that a motorized wheelbarrow
needs a seat with wheel attachment i like smoking and riding
did dumbshit in my teens never will try that again
with age comes wisdom. well, for most of us, lol...![]()
I'm on my at least 4th life from close calls so far. Must be destined for something.......
Stopping a foot short of the RR tracks as a Amtrak approaching at about 70 mph in a Festiva was the worst.
Sitting at the PC. Gotta say something. Head's full of shit tho'. There's years of shit in there now.
Thought I 'd be famous or if not, rich. But it all fucked up. And now I 'm sitting here at the PC trying to find something interesting to communicate from all the shit in my head.
Thought I 'd be rich and famous but all I 've got is these boring fukn memories.
They keep on going round and round ...