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armedoldhippy

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thanks for posting that, buzz. i've wished for a "delay" switch before. not everything that we think of needs uttering immediately. been "canceling" quite a few posts lately, anticipate more to come.
 

Weezard

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A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation. --Moliere
 

CosmicGiggle

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:jump:Well, today's the big day, gonna reach 75deg and I'm gonna mow the yard/leaves for the very last time until next Spring! :trampoline:
 

armedoldhippy

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:jump:Well, today's the big day, gonna reach 75deg and I'm gonna mow the yard/leaves for the very last time until next Spring! :trampoline:

i wish! my oaks and hickories (plus the neighbors) are just now starting to drop, dammit! got all the maples up to the road already. have to blow the gutter out every other day...
 

CosmicGiggle

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2 old oaks here, many more leaves to come! ;)

......... sure is nice sitting back and watching alla the different birds stopping by at the top of the hill for a R&R on their journey to wherever, not to mention the little ones feasting on the bugs living in the bark.

.................. and then there's the squirrels, oak trees/acorns, need I say more? :biggrin:
 

armedoldhippy

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cleaned yard with leaf blower yesterday. everything up to road. this morning, i get up & behold! a windstorm came through during the night, and my yard looks even worse. cleaned gutters again today & hauled leaves TWICE today, a total of about 9 trailer loads. but, i keep telling myself "self, every @#$%$#@ leaf that is up to the road before it rains is a hell of a lot less work..." at the rate they are falling, i'll be done before December gets here. an entirely new experience for me...👍
 

CosmicGiggle

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lol, I keep telling myself it's not work it's exercise in the great outdoors! :yay:

............ mind games and the people who play 'em. ;)
 

D. B. Doober

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I have a painful lump on my balls and I was freaking out and remembered I like sat on my nuts at the park earlier. Was very painful. Now there's a hard lump. Shit I might have a ball hernia or whatever. Can you squeeze ur balls too much and like explode them?
 

imiubu

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Good stuff there buzzmobile Early morning chuckles always welcome :)
Doober... I hope... humm... not sure what to say here haha. Hope yer balls heal :)


Okay... on to setting some new goals... yep this gal has just raised the bar on what elderly folks can accomplish:
 

Sunshineinabag

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I have a painful lump on my balls and I was freaking out and remembered I like sat on my nuts at the park earlier. Was very painful. Now there's a hard lump. Shit I might have a ball hernia or whatever. Can you squeeze ur balls too much and like explode them?

Pornhub has videos...just sayin
 

D. B. Doober

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Hey imiubu and buzzmobile and sunshineinabag! How are you guys? Hope you're staying high. Not much going on here. I'll see the doctor if it doesn't go away in a week. Really high from bubble hash :trampoline:
 

buzzmobile

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Hey imiubu and buzzmobile and sunshineinabag! How are you guys? Hope you're staying high. Not much going on here. I'll see the doctor if it doesn't go away in a week. Really high from bubble hash :trampoline:

I am pleasantly high. I just finished renewing my wife's driver license online. It turned into a confusing puzzle which included some frustration. My wife tried the other day and the message she got was "You Do Not Exist Based On The Provided Information" or words to that effect. ;) We had made a trip to the County Tax Collector this morning to renew in person. There were at least 20 people waiting when she added her name to the list. We waited for about 20 minutes with no one entering or leaving the office. I suggested we head back home.

I kept getting the same ERROR message and finally told my wife to fill out the mail-in form. That's when she discovered the glitch. The online form requires the EXACT address as it appears on the Driver License. We live in Nearly Georgia, Florida and her license had Georgia spelled GEORIGIA. DOH!

It's a good thing I was really high when I started.
:D
 

EV3R

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I had a BBQ today with a few of the boys. Holmes starts drinking Jack at noon. I now have an atheist praying to Jesus on my bathroom floor 😆 Good times 👍

(How do I know he's an atheist? Because if you hold still long enough he will tell you all about it 😂)
 
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