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Hombre del mont

Dr of Stupidity
for Gods sake, don't tell them about the choke! most saws won't start without it pulled out. never trust a cat...
Your right of course, but they were watching! and cats are reputed to have exceptional eyesight.



As i said above, I'm not worried about 3 of them as i trust them (hope i don't live, and die, to rue my words), it's just the evil little motker fucker that is Wee Wee.


Thanks for your input aremdeoldhippy and i really do appreciate it, but you've not really helped allevate my anxiety; I'm just going to have to roll another and try and numb myself.


"Armed old hippy" i'm guessing you have gun's, but obviously no ducks; Do you have cat's?
 
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armedoldhippy

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Your right of course, but they were watching! and cats are reputed to have exceptional eyesight.



As i said above, I'm not worried about 3 of them as i trust them (hope i don't live, and die, to rue my words), it's just the evil little motker fucker that is Wee Wee.


Thanks for your input aremdeoldhippy and i really do appreciate it, but you've not really helped allevate my anxiety; I'm just going to have to roll another and try and numb myself.


"Armed old hippy" i'm guessing you have gun's, but obviously no ducks; Do you have cat's?

just the one at the moment, thank God. she's untrustworthy as hell...gets along well with the dogs though. i'm afraid she is drawing them into a conspiracy. dogs are gullible.:cathug: a co-worker has ducks, ten of them in fact...
 
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homework done well I think, time to clean this rat hole Im livin in and coling it my home
 

Hombre del mont

Dr of Stupidity
just the one at the moment, thank God. she's untrustworthy as hell...gets along well with the dogs though. i'm afraid she is drawing them into a conspiracy. dogs are gullible.
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a co-worker has ducks, ten of them in fact...

An Untrustworthy cat, gullible dogs, a co worker with 10 f'king ducks! Jesus, your a either an exceptionally brave man or just plain right reckless!


Good luck to you my friend. I reckon you've just found another porblem that smoking pot IS the anwser to! In my capacity as a psychiatric professional (40 yrs but now retired) i suggest medicating yourself with a starting dose of 1gm of sativa every day, but if still concerned after several days, then increase the dose by1/2-2 gm a day. Enjoy!
 
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buzzmobile

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An Untrustworthy cat, gullible dogs, a co worker with 10 f'king ducks! Jesus, your a either an exceptionally brave man or just plain right reckless!

Buenas noches, mi amigo. You are in danger! I'm going to sleep on this predicament that you find yourself. I would encourage you to spend a sleepless night while I am sleeping my way to a solution and an answer to your query about cats and chainsaws. As you may well imagine I have strong thoughts about both felines and 2 cycle engines. One word of advice, remove the chain from the bar. Without thumbs cats will be foiled with that simple move.

My YouTubes about guns and ducks have been scrubbed from the Internet. Please stay calm. There is hope for you and yours although I cannot guarantee the safety of the felines.

Gatos o patos? Tenemos problemas grandes!

You got this, Hombre.
 

Hombre del mont

Dr of Stupidity
I almost forgot to tell you this.

Wee Wee is a catbot.
Buenas Noches Amigo, I'm not overly happy about your sleeping soundly, whilst i lay terrified in my bed!
I did a search for your post on you tube re the ducks and the guns and yes, they must have been removed, as i coulnd't find anything. Conspiaicy?... We live in strange times

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Here is a picture of Wee Wee and mrs Del Monte, (she has black glasses on as she's toally blind and relies soley on the fine rope attached his tail for guidance (it's a little difficult to see on the photo)). Although you can't really see it from the angle of the shot, there is a huge drop off to the left of the picture. I can't believe how foolish we've been.
 
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buzzmobile

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Buenas Noches Amigo, I'm not overly happy about your sleeping soundly, whilst i lay terrified in my bed!
I did a search for your post on you tube re the ducks and the guns and yes, they must have been removed, as i coulnd't find anything. Conspiaicy?... We live in strange times . . .


Here is a picture of Wee Wee and mrs Del Monte, (she has black glasses on as she's toally blind and relies soley on the fine rope attached his tail for guidance (it's a little difficult to see on the photo)).
Please don't worry about me getting sleep tonight. My lovely wife of now 40 years is making chocolate chip cookies with cannacoco oil. Two cookies and it is a good thing. Terror is good for you. Terror will keep you alive tonight. I'll keep you in my thoughts and dreams. Rest assured that most ducks do not own guns.

YET!

I looked very closely for Mrs. DelMonte's cat leash. I believe the 'fine rope' is attached slightly below the tip of Wee Wee's tail. I get a sense of the drop off on the left of the frame. Tell Mrs. not to make Wee Wee angry on their walks together. Just sayin'.

Speaking of ducks and guns conspiracy, I want you to watch this YouTube and pay careful attention at the 21:47 mark. Be ready to have your mind blown.
Duck sounds? I think not.:artist:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0IzyelQONI
That's all for now.
 

Hombre del mont

Dr of Stupidity
Good morning Buzz, I hope you slept soundly after your having your cookies; Very nice. I keep thinking we must do some baking rather just the wake and bake which is pretty much my routine, other than on a Saturday when i give a Tai chi Lesson to a small group of students. This morning i was very high before class, wether it was the lack of sleep or the "fuck it, I'm havig a fat one with my coffee, I dont know. What i do know is, Mrs DM was not happy with me last night. She went to bed before me but awoke to my swearing drunkely and loudly, having dropped the bloody chaisaw on my foot whilst attempting to get it down from on top off the cupboard. The commotion caused all the cats, Ie the 3 nice ones as well to run off and none have been back since. The bar of my saw is bent and my wifes not speaking to me after over 25yrs of happy marriage. My students all thought i was totally crazy and refussed to pay for training! All this, And We don't have any fucking ducks i the first place. I watched that stupid video of the duck for a hour! It didn't even move! The gun bit does worry me a bit, as most of my niegbours do have guns, although as i did say earlier, there are no ducks here! We have a lot of Goats! Please don't tell me any negative about goats https://youtu.be/DukKQRJFsO4







I begining to wonder, and please except my appologies if i'm wrong, But i think your trying to frighten old ,vunerable and easily confussed people such as myself, in these uncertain times. You have left a old blind lady without her guide cat and now i'll have trek across the moutain myself to get the shopping. Thanks!


So unless you have catorgoric proff that Non existiant ducks are working with our cat's (hopefully they'll return) to desimate our peacefull mountain life then i'd sooner you kept your scaremongering to yourself.







Note: to anyone suffering from trauma reading any of the above nonesense. I can do one to one counsellig sessions on line for £150/hr, although the intial "get to know you" session last for 3 hours and will require us both to sit in complete silence, so that we can get comftable in each others space.
 

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