TOOL SUCKS!

[NOKUY]

I don't mind that you dont like them.....theres a TON of shit I don't like.

wether you like their sound or not you cant deny their lyrics.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will.
I sure could use a vacation from this

Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Fret for your figure and
Fret for your latte and
Fret for your hairpiece and
Fret for your lawsuit and
Fret for your prozac and
Fret for your pilot and
Fret for your contract and
Fret for your car.

It's a
Bullshit three ring circus sideshow of
Freaks

Here in this hopeless ****ing hole we call LA
The only way to fix it is to flush it all away.
Any ****ing time. Any ****ing day.
Learn to swim, I'll see you down in Arizona bay.

Some say a comet will fall from the sky.
Followed by meteor showers and tidal waves.
Followed by faultlines that cannot sit still.
Followed by millions of dumbfounded dipshits.

Some say the end is near.
Some say we'll see armageddon soon.
I certainly hope we will cuz
I sure could use a vacation from this

Silly shit, stupid shit...

One great big festering neon distraction,
I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied.

Learn to swim.

Mom's gonna fix it all soon.
Mom's comin' round to put it back the way it ought to be.

Learn to swim.

**** L Ron Hubbard and
**** all his clones.
**** all those gun-toting
Hip gangster wannabes.

Learn to swim.

**** retro anything.
**** your tattoos.
**** all you junkies and
**** your short memory.

Learn to swim.

**** smiley glad-hands
With hidden agendas.
**** these dysfunctional,
Insecure actresses.

Learn to swim.

Cuz I'm praying for rain
And I'm praying for tidal waves
I wanna see the ground give way.
I wanna watch it all go down.
Mom please flush it all away.
I wanna watch it go right in and down.
I wanna watch it go right in.
Watch you flush it all away.

Time to bring it down again.
Don't just call me pessimist.
Try and read between the lines.

I can't imagine why you wouldn't
Welcome any change, my friend.

I wanna see it all come down.
suck it down.
flush it down.

He had alot to say.
He had alot of nothing to say.
We'll miss him.

So long.
We wish you well.
You told us how you weren't afraid to die.
Well then, so long.
Don't cry.
Or feel too down.
Not all martyrs see divinity.
But at least you tried.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice that was strong and loud.
We'll miss him.
Ranting and pointing his finger
At everything but his heart.
We'll miss him.

No way to recall
What it was that you had said to me,
Like I care at all.

So loud.
You sure could yell.
You took a stand on every little thing
And so loud.

Standing above the crowd,
He had a voice so strong and loud and I
Swallowed his facade cuz I'm so
Eager to identify with
Someone above the ground,
Someone who seemed to feel the same,
Someone prepared to lead the way, with
Someone who would die for me.

Will you? Will you now?
Would you die for me?
Don't you ****in lie.

Don't you step out of line.
Don't you ****in lie.

You've claimed all this time that you would die for me.
Why then are you so surprised to hear your own eulogy?

You had alot to say.
You had alot of nothing to say.

Come down.
Get off your ****in cross.
We need the ****in space to nail the next fool martyr.

To ascend you must die.
You must be crucified
For your sins and your lies. [sic]
Goodbye...

 

[Albert Hofmann]

As I sit here listening to Pushit Live from the Salival disc and remember my first tool show (Tool/Helmet '93') I wonder if there is ever a high enough volume setting...just one more please....there does not exist a more intelligent sound...their silence is more creative than anything else reverberating the airwaves.........

 

[bingobongo]

Mr. Maynard James Keenan has one of the most powerful set of pipes in the industry. A great signature voice.

 

[Babombeez]

I just saw tool December 11th at the Bill Graham Civic Center in San Francisco... one of the best bands, without doubt...


Beez

 

[NOKUY]

where are they playin?...my comp isn't pulling up their website?

 

[esbe]

tool rule! they really rocked my shroomed brain on roskilde 06!

 

[RaptorJesus]

i loooove tool like no tomorrow

i bought tickets for their 4/20 show last year but they had to postpone it. show was still friggin amazing, even though i had to wait a few extra months

 

[The Budfather]

his voice just puts you into a complete trance.....

its like your being hypnotized.....

some of the best vocals drumming and flat out my fav band ever

 

[ToKEN]

I was about to show someone my pimp hand and smack a dudes head off.

I saw tool a year ago in camden, SICK.
they're not touring anytime soon because of maynards side project pussifur. I'm pissed, i hope it's not another 5 year drop off the earth kinda deal.

The budfather, if you read the inside of the aenima sleeve it talks about the music putting you in a trance...pretty cool.


ToKEN

 

[Guest]

Damn, I thought this thread was about where to go to get my tool sucked. Well, I guess I'm still looking.

 

[Ganico]

wont shoot ya, but how can u not like tool?

...almost like sayin ya dont like bob marley

You can't compare "TOOL" to "BOB MARLEY" though, that's just crazy.

 

[zoolander]

Man this is messed up I thought it was on. Maynard's voice gotta love it and A perfect Circle.

 

[NOKUY]

"stinkfist" has been my fav TOOL song for the past cpl months .....i crank it constantly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07pLGIgyfjw&feature=related

i sorta saw tool once, but was fucked up on 'delics, and remember very little.

i just learned that they are into DMT....after seeing sum stuff where joe rogan was speaking over them.

... and then did some more research. (joe rogan is a big DMT fan)

i wont get into any of that (my mind is crazy enough), but this is interesting.

i cant imagine watching these tool videos on 'delics....pretty disturbing

 

[TheGoodStuff]

Not sure if this has been posted, but I don't feel like going through the whole thread:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wS7CZIJVxFY

 

[varriform]

I'm not a big fan of Tool, not really my kind of music. It seems a little too "rock" to me.

 

[varriform]

What about Fugazi?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apuLs_ayKRM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RTWSSCYUD4E

 

[Echoes]

"Eulogy" rocks! All their songs rock. I'm definitely a fan; have been one for years now.

 

[steppinRazor]

fuck yeah glad to see all the NON HATERS!
i was about to flip shit.

fucking aenima's still one of my fav. albulms.. never gets old
kinda crazy but it took me a couple months too get into 10,000 days.
you know its good when it takes you a minute too appreciate the complexity of the album...
ive seen them a few times never on delics but once on eX.. dont recomend it.. i hardly remember shit.

heres some old school tool and rage..
http://youtube.com/watch?v=xwJ8hsLTsbA

 

[swampdank]

WHAT!

i love tool! they came here bout a year ago. best show ever!

parabola live was amazing. cant wait for next time for sure. i was really bummed when i heard they played at bonaroo. largest crowd ever. 80000. i wanted to go so bad, but im a daddy now so i cant get down like that anymore.

best band though imo

 

[NOKUY]

shit i put tool on my new ipod today...started this thread but it was to expose haters.

FUKIN LOVE TOOL!