I am quite literally father obrians next door neighbor. I fucking live In Kalaklan broNot so slimey these days - since I bathe more regularly - and as for 'Pikey' - could be construed as some sorta racial slur - but its better than 'Diddicoy' - sticks and stones - water off a ducks back and all - not the first time - and probably not the last - I will be referred to as such -