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i always knew he had his head up someones ass
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PersonalSmoke
Found this in my post history, had to bump it. Good stuff lol.
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James-Bong
Guess he didn't like being the "Butt" of the joke......
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Guest
The original design was probably carved up in prison.
Convicts love Tom.
Convicts love Tom.
Hunt4Hazez
Member
"The device at the bottom of this controversy is a 3-inch silicone statuette designed to be inserted into the anus and rectum for sexual pleasure. A butt plug can be inserted during sex or it can be worn while its user is gardening, shopping, or attending the theater.
Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.
In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs."
If this is true, all ihave to say is...
and the world is full of faggots.
BTW. I think most homo's would prefer a butt plug shaped like you mr cruise. NO harm no foul
Butt plugs, which can be worn by men or women, gay or straight, were invented in Greece about 350 BCE. Since then butt plugs have been worn by historical figures (Alexander the Great, Hannibal, and Julius Caesar), musicians (Tchaikovsky, Boy George, and Mick Jagger), and opinion shapers (Gertrude Stein, Barney Frank, and Matt Drudge).
George Washington is rumored to have been wearing a wooden butt plug when he crossed the Delaware to attack the Hessians at Trenton. That, according to some Washington scholars, explains why he was standing up in the boat during the crossing.
In related news, 17 percent of the respondents to a recent Postcards from the Pug Bus poll believe Tom Cruise was fired by Paramount because of his penchant for wearing butt plugs."
If this is true, all ihave to say is...
and the world is full of faggots.BTW. I think most homo's would prefer a butt plug shaped like you mr cruise. NO harm no foul
Hilarious! Too bad it ain't real........sorry to spoil the deal
bluebublelove
Active member
even though its without a doubt fake, still damn funny.
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Lune TNS
Lol didn't expect to see this one bumped again.
miss nycdf
Member
hahah... yeah, had me for a second, but there were just too many puns for it to be true. Especially the lawyer's name, the "butt of the jokes" comment, and then the "im sure he's been shitfaced before, he can take his lawsuit and shove it", etc.. clued me in..
funny though.
funny though.
LeoNardoDaVinci
Member
The funniest thing for me is that Holesome Fun Incorporated, the world's largest manufacturer of sex toys, is owned by Disney...
hempknowsis
Member
Tom's been nutty for a while now
Yo momma is sooooo fat,,,,She can't find her hole in One
(maybe Tom Cruise will)
(maybe Tom Cruise will)
420-Grower07
Member
HAHA thats funny..
I never liked him he acts like a kid to much....
Did anyone see him on the Oprah show I heard he was like jumping on her couch and shit.......
I never liked him he acts like a kid to much....
Did anyone see him on the Oprah show I heard he was like jumping on her couch and shit.......
