Toilet seat..Up or Down?

[Max Headroom]

always DOWN!!!
why the fuck would i stand up if i can sit down??
also, i like to walk around barefoot and don't wanna walk on urin-sprinkled tiles!

(this applies only to my own toilet of course. i don't sit down to pee on some truck-stop hell-hole, mind you)

 

[sodalitas]

Down, always.

 

[sprinkl]

Urinals are the shit.

 

[SPG*]

Mines broken so it's always down and I'm always pissing on it

Do try not to but that's pretty hard sometimes..

 

[Granger2]

Women....

 

[Buddle]

DOWN

 

[Daanis]

Lid down when things are done, guys..

 

[CosmicGiggle]

sure....I'm biased.... but it just makes more sense to keep the seat down.

Women sit each time no matter what their gonna do, and men need to sit some of the time too.

So logically the seat needs to be used in the down position more than 50% of the time.

.... It's DOWN for the win!

The big problem for both men and women is the FACT that you have to actually touch the seat, which creeps out a lot of people.

While researching toilets and toilet seats recently, I've found out that a solution to this problem has been invented and made available to us, the consumer.

It's a commercial toilet seat with no lid and a small flat handle sticking out of the side.

I made a facsimile for my seat out of baked FIMO (polymer clay), it has a pretty design molded into it and has gotten many comments and smiles.

.... takes a little work attaching to the bottom of the seat but is do-able.

 

[dddaver]

I used to put the lid down all the time because of those nasty droplets getting in the air, but I noticed the toilet needed to be cleaned way more often then, with the nasty bacteria growing faster in that dark place rather than in the sunlight. Being basically very lazy I just started keeping my toothbrush in a holder/cover and turning the rinse cup over. But I guess if my bathroom had no window and was dark all the time I would start keeping the lid down again.

I was always curious why the women just don't look before they sit. I ALWAYS do. People can just be inconsiderate sometimes and I just never liked sitting on somebody's piss, I came from a big family.

 

[Weird]

one day science will realize pee sterilizes the seat and that some of us were doing it right all along

 

[armedoldhippy]

shoot, if they can make a pedal to raise & lower garbage can lids, why not toilet seat lids? it can't be THAT much more complicated... I don't like handling the damn things either.

 

[purple_man]

have to quote sinbad (i think) on this one: "she should be thankful for the seat being up, means i lift it before i took the piss. if i left it down, shed be stickin to it right now"

blessss

 

[resinryder]

I chastise mine for not lifting the seat back up when she's finished. I mean damn!!

 

[420somewhere]

A friend of mine ...

A friend of mine ...

Is a Plummer and he put in a very fancy Toilet

He tells me that it squirts water at your ass and then blows hot air up your butt.

I really want to try it out

Has anyone heard or seen (used) anything like that?

 

[NEW ENGLAND]

Use the kitty litter once or twice
I think she'll appreciate the seat
Up or down

 

[Weird]

Is a Plummer and he put in a very fancy Toilet

He tells me that it squirts water at your ass and then blows hot air up your butt.

I really want to try it out

Has anyone heard or seen (used) anything like that?

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its called a bidet big overseas

my turkish friend has one and bought me one lol i still have to install it thanks for reminding me

nothing like a dental pik enema after using the toilet

 

[noyd666]

nothing like a sit down piss while reading latest hot rod mag. bad bladder = bad spray lol.

 

[Rumblefish]

here ya go noyd

 

[noyd666]

now that makes sense.

 

[fatherearth2011]

man, now that's awesome.