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This is scary.

Gato420

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I see vending machines ala soda fountains where you can select your custom blend base cannabinoid then add citrus with a hint of lime and a whiff of melon dispensed in your choice of consumable, flower, wax, vape, edible etc.
 
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FTL

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Hitachi massagers etc

Mum came over to visit me and we put her and her bf up for a night at a hotel cause it was cheap as.
Mum comes into our room and says “we just turned the tv on and it was giant pixelated vagina on the screen and the lady was making the weirdest noises”
I was like ahhh yeah there’s something we have to tell you and mum buts in and says we opened the wardrobe and there was a vending machine full of sex toys and lingerie !!!
She says “this is one of those love hotels isn’t it!”

So yup took my mum to a love hotel, I’m sure ol sigmond would rack a line and talk for hours On that one
 
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PlastikeRubba

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What's scary is how every American describes every bag of nasty dispo weed they buy as "sweet gas", when it smells nothing like that specific strain of weed, nothing like generic weed, and nothing like gasoline of any type.



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Sour diesel? Gassy.

Gelato? Gassy.

Runtz? Gassy..

OG? Gassy

What's you're favorite strain? Because it smells "gassy" to Americans.

Brainwashing complete. American Cannabis is now officially a gasoline scented carcinogenic plant that doesn't smell like gas. But it smells like gas... You have to say it does. Even though it doesn't. It smells like plastic, and rubber. Because you're smoking plastic and rubber precursors creates by horrible growers who are not qualified to produce Cannabis.

But what do I know I'm just the trained flavorist who's Sour Diesel tastes sour fuel, not "sweet gas".
 
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Gato420

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A while back the guy wanted me to smell the Strawnana they just got in. It's Fire!

I took a whiff and was knocked back by an overpowering and very artificial, synthetic, chemical banana-ish smell. I just wonder what else they add to it. Not for me.
 
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