The unspoken rules of stoner etiquette.

[OG bub]

•If someone breaks the rules, eh, whatever.


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right on thats the golden rule..
over here theres no "puff puff pass" "green Hits" etc, no rotation... cause everyone allready knows it dont matter, we all gonna be fuggin stoned no matter how you cut the pie..

the only rule enforced is: NO PARKING!
you park on the pipe, you get a citation... 2 tickets in one session you get to be a spectator! haha!

Peace, bub.

 

[BrainBoy]

i got over people givin the blunt a blow job a long time ago, honestly for the most part blunts get wet when someone doesnt make a good mouth peice when they rollin.

 

[The Dopest]

and while in a motor vehicle the rotation is reversed to counter clockwise so that the driver(usually me) doesnt have to look behind him/her for the j/blunt. it goes from the front passenger(that lights it) to the driver who then hands off over his/her right shoulder to the person/people behind. given there are more than one person in the back, the rotation remains counter clockwise so that the right rear passenger passes to the guy in front of him keeping the driver focused on the road. please disreguard this if you drive on the wrong(lmao had to say that) side of the road because thats where you grew up.

btw, if you trim 1/4" off the tip of a blunt before rollin it, then just roll the end a lil tighter, there will be NO wet shit.

 

[Tarkus]

Oh, and to each his own, but....
In my circle, a blunt is a big no no. I have hit my last blunt ever, a long time ago. Those things make me wanna vomit. I can't eve stand being around someone that is smoking one. Then again, cigarettes are a big no no too. If you wanna smoke a cig, not only do you have to leave the room, you gotta go outside. I don't care it is raining, 100 degrees or whatever, no cigarettes inside. Horrible horrible smell.

 

[Feyd]

I think blunts are great for a few people sitting around, for instance last night I was at a friends house sitting under his back deck (which is on the 1st floor, which technically is a story up) in some green plastic chairs having a conversation and just chillin smokin a blunt
It's ok to talk if you get it, but just make sure you aren't just holding it waving it around while you use hand gestures and go off on minute long tangents about why you think lighthouses aren't really supposed to tell boats they are close to land and how this theory somehow ties in with a higher intelligence, if you want to continue your story or explanation, just tell whoever is passing to you to pass it to the next person

Oh, and dropping the blunt is pretty retarded too. If you are outside sittin on a bench or something and you pick it back up NP and nothing happened, who cares. but if you are opening a bag of mcdonalds with the blunt hanging from your lips and you drop it in there or whereever it might be in a dark car, then you might get skipped or not allowed to eat in the car.

 

[Tarkus]

I have dropped the joint plenty of times in a car. When handing to someone else and they are taking their time looking at it and hovering their hand above it for awhile, you tend to loosen your grip when you think they are about to grab and WHAMMO! a pothole. Always manage to find it though, hell half the time it doesn't even need to be relit.

 

[ApocalypseMao]

I know it sounds corny, but I go by the golden rule. Seems to work well.

 

[sonoma]

I like to smoke joints, so if I roll a joint and have friends over, I'll roll one for me and one for them. That way I don't have any rules with my joint.

 

[OG bub]

I like to smoke joints, so if I roll a joint and have friends over, I'll roll one for me and one for them. That way I don't have any rules with my joint.

haha! NICE!

I commend such a thought process!

 

[Feyd]

Sometimes you gotta lay down some ground rules if you are smoking someone up that you don't hang out with too often, or with some "mutual" friends

I know my friends are straight, so when we smoke its just whatever, the rotation is completely random. Whoever rolls it sparks it, then passes it to his or her left or right, and thats pretty much it.

But when smoking with some kids I don't really know I might remind them not to bogart, or make out with it. Sort of like, educating them for the future. So in the future, they know not to be rude and hold on to it while half of it burns, or give the next person a saliva smoothie because you cant purse your lips.

 

[Gunter]

I think those rules are not too important.
When we are 5 and have 3 joints and give them around in the end everybody is stoned and I smoke the rest of the three joints at the same time.

When you have enough weed you will need to ask erverybody if they want the joint and they will say "no"

So those rules are for kids who dont have enough weed.

Somebody who cant smoke without putting a lake on the tip is not cool and therefore cant be a smoking partner.
(you should learn that at the age of 12 when you smoke your first cigarette)

 

[Guest]

"Dont bogart that joint my friend!!...pass it over to me"

Roll another one...

Just like the other one...

You've been holdin' on to it...

And I sure would like a hit...


(Little Feat)

 

[daisy jane]

Well god damn, yall have a lot of rules! Haha. I don't think we have any "rules" while smoking, except for one that Tarkus already mentioned..no blunts. Blech! It seems everybody I smoke with is a big talker, but it doesn't bother me too much. Unless they are holding on to the joint/bong for an outrageous amount of time. I mean, we are all sitting around to have a good time and smoke. I'm not interested in being the joint police. Just as long as I get my hits I am fine

 

[Tarkus]

Whenever it is just Daisy and I smoking a joint together, we take 3 hits each. She is the only one I do this with, and I must say, I enjoy the hell out of it. More relaxing.

She is also great about reminding me that I have only taken two hits, which usually happens at the beginning of the joint.