The Trump Countdown Thread

[bigtacofarmer]

Trump's got Covid.

Better for all of us than if the yellowstone caldera decided to take him out.

 

[h.h.]

Only the best Covid.

 

[Zeez]

Better for all of us than if the yellowstone caldera decided to take him out.

It had to happen. This guy has such bad karma.

Bad bad juju.

 

[armedoldhippy]

i think he is lying. first, he'll claim he has it looking for sympathy. (it is in the dictionary between "shit" and "syphilis") then, he'll make a miracle recovery in about 3 days, giving credit to Melania for shoving a big infrared light up his ass, dosing him with hydroxychloroquine, and setting up an intravenous drip of Clorox...

 

[Absolem]

"It is what it is"

 

[St. Phatty]

T-Rump just does not seem like a guy with a strong immune system.

 

[armedoldhippy]

T-Rump just does not seem like a guy with a strong immune system.

he eats at McDonalds every day. what more do you want him to do?

 

[igrowone]

here's some spin for you
over on fox a former WH physician is calling Trump's case asymptomatic
and should be fine for the next debate, optimism is not in short supply

 

[armedoldhippy]

here's some spin for you
over on fox a former WH physician is calling Trump's case asymptomatic
and should be fine for the next debate, optimism is not in short supply

heehee...neither are lies & bullshit...

 

[Zeez]

I hope Biden was far enough away at the debate.

Trumpers at the debate were ordered to wear masks and refused.

 

[igrowone]

I hope Biden was far enough away at the debate.

not to mention everyone else in the crowd

 

[eugenegreen]

trump’s first tweet to receive over a million likes...

 

[CaptainDankness]

I hope Biden was far enough away at the debate.

Would make for an interesting election if they both caught it and both die before the election.

I personally hope it takes hold in the house and Senate too, cause fuck them all.

 

[mowood3479]

heehee...neither are lies & bullshit...

Teeeheeeheee..
mY sIdE hAs nEvEr tOlD a lIe...
Didn’t Biden just say we had 200 million dead from covid?
And 100 million dead from gun violence?
Russian collusion?
No drone program
Not spying on American people (nsa, Snowden)
Etc... etc.. etc..

Keep celebrating gentleman, you’ve got this one in the bag.
I’d move on to how ur gonna get Biden relelected
Teeeeheeeeheeee

 

[bigtacofarmer]

Would make for an interesting election if they both caught it and both die before the election.

I personally hope it takes hold in the house and Senate too, cause fuck them all.

Bernie 2020

 

[Zeez]

I just heard his doctor ordered the presidential butt light.

 

[bigtacofarmer]

How many russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

 

[armedoldhippy]

How many russians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

they won't screw it in. Putin will duct tape it to his dick & fuck chump again...

 

[bigtacofarmer]

I didn't need that image in my brain

Thanks

 

[Zeez]

Once they have the light inserted, they turn it up until he glows.

The light does have a side effect where it turns yellow died hair to green.