~~~The Stoner Below Me Game~~~

[Stoner4Life]

True
a foot by any other name would smell as sweet.......


tsbm used to hide his report cards from his parents

 

[zappa66]

hell yes! err...

tsbm Has something productive they could be doing but decided to get stoned instead.

edit*
I definitely hallucinated a post I was replying to: “tsbm used to hide report card from parents”…oh well

edit2* HOLY CRAP! its back!

 

[kmk420kali]

The stoner ABOVE me...is getting way better drugs than me!!

Now back to the game...

True...I have shit I should be doing...But then I got High--

TSBM has smoked, or fantasized about smoking hash today-- (I believe that covers everybody!! lol)

 

[hdn155]

i always fantasize about hash!!

tsbm enjoys mushrooms

 

[strain_searcher]

True but only every few years

The stoner below me is turned on by women with adams apples

 

[devilgoob]

True

Because a person missing part of their neck is gross.

The stoner below me has accidentally came on himself.

 

[hdn155]

tsbm

tsbm

many many times but only when looking at all the amazing weed porn on icmag

tsbm likes hairy women

 

[kmk420kali]

True, but then I like big women with tattoos...cuz it is shade in the summer, warmth in the winter...and moving pictures all year long!!

TSBM loves to eat See's Candies--

 

[Wunderkind]

See's Candy! I love those things. They're an impulse buy at this electronic & furniture store I go to.


the stoner below me can't even clear a foot tall bong. I saw'em try, truly sad. Killed my buzz even.

 

[FirstTracks]

false!

This stoner can clear an 18 incher quite well and can suck down a gram of well dried herb on one hit on a good day

the stoner below me helps his/her friends light the bowl when the friendsget too effed up on TSBM's herb to do it themselves

 

[VanillaGueriila]

False, If your to effed up to light it I think think you are sufficiently medicated.

TSBM hasnt paid for herb in at least 10 years.

 

[Stoner4Life]

ouch, false, I've paid plenty being way too busy to grow.

tsbm is known to whistle a happy tune when they think that they're alone.

 

[southflorida]

true....i have done my share of whistling happy tunes...especially after some amnesia haze

TSBM....wants to bang everything that moves...lmao

 

[OgreSeeker]

Wants to but doesn't.
An inconvenient truth....I'm helplessly addicted to porn and sex.


TSBM wishes there was something on tv other than Dora and Diego!

 

[Clarence]

could go either way, have not heard of either of them.

TSBM is an axe weilding psychopathic serial killer who prays on goats that only have three legs. But only on Tuesdays.

 

[Ganja Kirbya]

False.. at least I hope not.

TSBM is broke and out of bud, sucks to be you.

 

[abirdintheair]

false false false, just harvested AND just got paid.

TSBM has a diploma from somewhere other than high school.

 

[SomeGuy]

Thats right! The Tri-County School of Cosmetology and Waste Management. I wasn't making any money down at the feed store and my cousin Madge says, you know cousin Madge, she's the one that had that dog with three legs that fell over when he peed, Madge said you should look into that. Lester over at the Dairy Queen went and done real good with it when he aint in the pen. Come to think of it, he done real good with it in the pen, too so I guess thats a plus, but anyway Madge said I should look into that and I been a county licensed cosmetologist, even though I just cut hair down at the Dip-N-Do on weekends, ever since.

TSBM secretly wishes that aliens would abduct him, just for the anal probe.

 

[nycdfan042]

FALSE I DO THA ANAL PROBING ON ALIENS..her name was CONCETTA MARIA ALONZO DON FELIPE GONZALEZ JIMENEZ ....

TSBM enjoys farming & the harvesting of penis pate

 

[ureapwhatusow]

no, but i guess you should knock it till you try it

TSBM prefers their clams bearded