ThievingDrugCriminal
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Why does the G.M.O. strain at my local dispensary (Chemdog derivative, stands for garlic-mushroom-onion) smell like a cheap cellphone cover off ebay? Shouldn't it smell like weed at least??? I've grown plenty of Chemdog type strains. They've never been disgusting plastic asthma headache no positive effect trash before..
Dimethyl allyl pyrophosphate:
Precursor to the terpenoid half of many Cannabis aroma compounds.
Theory: A buildup in the metabolic terpenoid pathway caused by unprocessed phosphate (clawed/hooded landrace leaves for decades, anyone) leads to demethylation of the vinyl group, leading to off flavors such as tennis ball, Ford tempo seats, cheap new shoes, shoe deodorant spray, synthetic banana perfume, synthetic vanilla perfume, synthetic fabrics, plasticine fishing lures, sharpie markers, film cannister, scotch tape, masking tape, packaging tape, duct tape, bandaid etc.
Is that state-legal weed, or are you just happy to seat me?
This is why my breeding operation implements 2 genetically modified pathways orthogonal to natural terpenoid production. Up regulation of certain end products is counter productive to cell maintenence. Up regulation of certain other end products leads to Indica weed (which has its place in the visual based tail end black market era.) It's going to take real breeding to show the world that haze does NOT smell like an upholstery factory.
This is living nature guided chemistry with a clearly defined end goal that not many unnatural Marijuana growers seem on board with. Thankfully the trap lords will not be allowed to market their DQed vinyl weed under future Marijuana law. Someone needed to stand up for this plant and take it out of the hands of the trap lords who have ruined it. Thank God the government is doing that under federal legalization.
Marijuana thiol:
R = methyl group (or other organic substituent). Whatever vinyl compounds are being produced by the metabolic imbalance, they obviously do not attach to the sulfhydryl group of cysteine. I've grown plenty of "plastic" or "carpet" or "chemical" or "mossy" flavored Marijuana that smells and tastes like delicious Marijuana, and has the positive effects of Marijuana. The local, state-legal product offering is not in that category whatsoever. It's causing health problems that Marijuana normally treats.
Dimethyl allyl pyrophosphate:
Precursor to the terpenoid half of many Cannabis aroma compounds.
Theory: A buildup in the metabolic terpenoid pathway caused by unprocessed phosphate (clawed/hooded landrace leaves for decades, anyone) leads to demethylation of the vinyl group, leading to off flavors such as tennis ball, Ford tempo seats, cheap new shoes, shoe deodorant spray, synthetic banana perfume, synthetic vanilla perfume, synthetic fabrics, plasticine fishing lures, sharpie markers, film cannister, scotch tape, masking tape, packaging tape, duct tape, bandaid etc.
Is that state-legal weed, or are you just happy to seat me?
This is why my breeding operation implements 2 genetically modified pathways orthogonal to natural terpenoid production. Up regulation of certain end products is counter productive to cell maintenence. Up regulation of certain other end products leads to Indica weed (which has its place in the visual based tail end black market era.) It's going to take real breeding to show the world that haze does NOT smell like an upholstery factory.
This is living nature guided chemistry with a clearly defined end goal that not many unnatural Marijuana growers seem on board with. Thankfully the trap lords will not be allowed to market their DQed vinyl weed under future Marijuana law. Someone needed to stand up for this plant and take it out of the hands of the trap lords who have ruined it. Thank God the government is doing that under federal legalization.
Marijuana thiol:
R = methyl group (or other organic substituent). Whatever vinyl compounds are being produced by the metabolic imbalance, they obviously do not attach to the sulfhydryl group of cysteine. I've grown plenty of "plastic" or "carpet" or "chemical" or "mossy" flavored Marijuana that smells and tastes like delicious Marijuana, and has the positive effects of Marijuana. The local, state-legal product offering is not in that category whatsoever. It's causing health problems that Marijuana normally treats.
and in to the hands of mega corporations. 
