The Roadkill Skunk Fan Club

[tiedye420]

REZ
humbolt open pollenates valleys
dont kid yourself, each valley has it's own strain.
How do you compare to that?
No offence rez, and I have a lot of respect for you and I love your work.I'm running your f2 SD now -seedlings though, and i have had your clone mom for 2 years until the cops documented me last spring.
But when you take a few hundred of one strain and mix a few hundred of another, a selectively bred hybrid will never compare, unless worked from a large f2 from a huge OP.
man the humbolt boys know what they are doing, ya think the union isn't around anymore? I got one of my P's from em all the way down san diego way, in 95-96.
ya say ya never talk shit
what's up with that?

 

[tiedye420]

THE P stock i speak of was brought fresh to regenerate original humbolt genes directly from afghanistan, I got the unacclimatized seedstock for a promise.
OH but they need your genepol to make roadkill.
I don't think so rez... They have her ,they just need to renew her every 10-12 generations, when she gets renewed by them they will let her out.
I know how they do it up there....
Dude got some kill from humbolt 4 years ago.
TO ME THIS SAYS:
The keeper should be pulling his stock out this year and IBL ing her again..
read between the lines....renew p stock every 5 years, re generate if bolttlenecked. Regenerate every 10-12 years if not bottlenecked.
BX to both parents of a hybrid is regenerating. BTW..Old school rules.
believe me when I say who ever is sandbagging roadkill, lives by these rules...

 

[tiedye420]

calis best afgani circa 1979+govs best afghani G-13
simple when solved..
thanks for your time
time to unite
thanks fer the thread, but ya kinda got us all bickering out here.
give me kill or give me death.
but dont gimme bickering when im already in a bad mood...

 

[Guest423]

hey man, thats what the roadkill fan club thread is for...to discuss rks....if peoples ideas or opinions clash thats just a part of life...not everyone is gonna agree...and there could be a couple ways to achieve the same goal. it's all good...the more ideas/offers/people searchin/ trying new things ect, the better. the threads to talk about rks and thats what we are doin.

 

[tiedye420]

Ok bro it's your thread! L.O.L.
Hey bro rez
I'm in a bit better mood this morning, and although I'm not editing anything i said last night....
I still feel we should not make an "east coast/west coast" thing out of this.
both our "famillia" are national.....
they don't fight we shouldn't either...
Lets not distract from the search with a childish game of "my genes are better than yours"
we are both older and wiser than that..
My pool is 100 strong..and I am just a punk collector. You dont know my state at all.
ANd you'll never touch our weather.....
besides i'm running my gear next to one of your best..
And they look nice. Your gear that is. But so does mine.
Yeah i'm sure tom hill pm's you all the time for sedstock huh rez?
You must of been really stoned last night, I'll admit that gives me a clue how good your gear is...Even if I hadnt tried it.
I'm not talking shit about your gear, I love your work.
I am talking you lost my respect, and pissed me off. By trying to get an east/west thing going.
I ope yu do have the kill, but without two solid parents and an open pollination you wont find cali roadkill, not the falbrook..not ever.
a similar skunky phenotype is what you have.....
BLah

 

[tiedye420]

I'll buy toms hill termple skunk before i buy yours.
because bub straight out said "no it's not RKS' but there are some similarities to them, and there is a good skunky pheno in there"
Be honest with us bro or some of us will see through it.
If I had money for seeds, I'd buy coffe and milk and cereal intead ,cause i'm a little hungry out here. Go ahead talk crap about my dedication now.
You opinion as of last night became quite pale and obviously you have an ego problem.
I sometimes do also so I'll let that slide.
But my opinion is we both have accesss to whatever we want.
I choose to collect landrace mostly.
hybrids will never save a genepool, only landrace can rebuild our pools..
go ahead follow the dutch and piss on everything....
I'm building my landrace.
Got a rare ass mexican indica skunk, way more potent than the "pretendica"
It's from the sierra madre's.......and there is a diploid mutant with two heads at birth...
That's just one you wish you had i bet you will never admit it though because of your ego....
and it may be another trail on the trubreeding kill.But i doubt it.
More than likely the parent to "chronic".

 

[Breezy420]

All this search for road kill skunk...I've had roadkill skunk for years and my other roadkill varities. Lets take a look at my collection.

Road Kill Skunk

Road Kill Beaver

Road Kill Bird

 

[tiedye420]

last time i drove to visit mom a few years back, She asked if we hit a skunk on the way down. Mom's nose has always been uncanny good...Too bad she doesn't grow cannabis! L.O.L.
But lets see, I had two genetics on me...humm and nlxkush.....
All combined is still afghanixkush.... I could make a muddy skunk.
Roadkill is a two way intersection though....I'll pull her out of my ass if i have to..

 

[tiedye420]

breezy
i live in the country, and everytime we go out i see some roadkill. I been tempted to do just that, what you did. But every time i see something dead out there, i think of this thread and smile....
It sure would be funny as all get out, to stop and rub that dead skunk on your butt.
then go to a medical facility to see how many heads turn and what a commotion is raised over your stench...
Then go to a buddies house with club weed, and smoke him out with it.. The whole time he would be like "come on may I smell the skunk, why ya holding back?"
Skunk - true skunk. is so irresistably stenchy, even if it makes you want to puke you gotta have a 'nother smell at it.
any seeds should produce ALL roadkill pheno's or it's a fake.
three seeds will produce two female true phenos and one male, (male and female ratios may differ) ALL ROADKILL PHENOS.
i grew it the first time in 1980, F the dumb shit.It's trubred if it's real.
Hope this helps clear things up before rez looses some of his precious seedstock.
I am out of medicine so please dont get me started it will become obvious as to why I have a medical reccomendation.
But that does not affect my judgement or studies...Just my energy and well being mostly.....
And if ya talk "do do" about my heritage,
I'll go off I don't care if your name is JAH.

 

[Ono Nadagin]

Heya Rez will you PM me when you put some Gonzo #2 up, Ill give em a run

 

[tiedye420]

"here kitty kitty kitty"
bump
Ok lets switch to funny skunk stories since the cat seems to have rez's tounge at the moment. (he's probly busy that's actually my ego but I know it and fully admit that)
There was a guy when I was in prison once from selling LSD.
He was a funny sort of guy, always very stressed out. He worked in the captains office and had to stay there late nights once in awhile.
It was CRC state prison in california, actually sort of a rehab drug program these days.. It was old army barracks everywhere, lots of crawl spaces underneat with chain link to keep us out. But there were 100,000 cats that lived at cRC. Always able to get under the buildings- the cats slowly took over the prison yard....
WEll one night, this guy stepped out to have a cigarrette.. Into a courtyard.
No that's too easy.. He didn't just get sprayed.
He saw a "cat" run into the bushes, and he said "here kitty kitty".
well the cat didn't come out, so he decided to reach into the bush and grab it.
well as he drew the "cat" out of the bushes, towards his face (did i mention he wasn't too bright) IT NAILED HIM FULL FORCE IN THE FACE AND chest area.
Not the best part yet though..
the poor guy went through the kitchen and tomato juice sponge bath, had quite an ordeal, for a couple hours, smell stinging his nose and mouth.
And well he came back in an orange jumpsuit- we all had jeans in there.
I was kind enough to dig a x-tra pair of jeans out for him.
Well he went into the bathroom to put them on, and pretty soon out comes a BLOODCURDLING scream.
he had zipped his pecker into the fly of those jeans- took a half hour for him to get that fixed.....
Poor guy had to deal with the whole dorm rolling on the floor laughing .After all he'd been through. I kinda felt guilty for trying to help him- it obviously made matters worse.
maybe rez is answering all his Pm's fromtom hills crew, wanting seedstock. ROFLMAO(sorry bub I couldn't resist- dont want to drag ya into it but he slammed our heritage pretty bad)

 

[StayHigh149]

Memorable skunk story:

1986 Louisvilly Ky 3 friends & I had copped 1/2 lid of skunk & we went to a spot called the Belvedere. It's a large area next to the river that is covered with marble or granite slabs, very well lit & is freqented by couples for romantic walks at night. The belvedere overlooks the river that runs between Ky & Indiana (I think it's the Ohio River but can't remember exactly).

Anyway, I have the 1/2 lid (prolly a 1/4 left cuz of smoke sessions throughout the evening) & it's in my pocket. As we are standing at the rail overlooking the river, a couple walks up & is standing about 5 or 10 feet from us & after a minute or so I hear the girl say to her boyfriend "man it stinks out here tonite....do u smell that dead skunk?" Well, I'm already high so I start laughing & we casually walk off & move away from people. The 4 of us go & sit on a plastic, hollowed out park bench & start making beats on the bench with our hands as we take turns rapping (I'm an old school emcee or rapper, whichever name u prefer). We have our rap session for the next hour or 2 non-stop. It was a really nice vibe, beautiful nite, great friends & the skunk was awesome.

After a couple hours (around 2am) & another "j" or 2, we all go our seperate ways. Myself & 1 of my friends jump in the car & head back home, which was approx 45 minutes from Louisville. I got REALLY, REALLY tired after about 15 minutes of driving so we decide to pull over in a place called Valley Station, just to get a "quick" nap before heading the rest of the way home. Well the "quick" nap turned into a full sleep...LoL. We woke up hours later with a bunch of noise all around us. The sun was out, so I sit up in the seat & see people all over the place, cars & school buses.......

.....My dumb ass had pulled over in the parking lot of Valley Station High School to sleep & we were so high that we hadn't realized it! I had parked sideways right in the middle of the parking lot. Now all the kids, teachers, faculty & buses were arriving at school & here we were parked sideways in a couple of parking spaces...knocked the fuc out....with hundreds of people on there way into the school, the windows rolled down a little for fresh air while we were sleeping & the smell of skunk leaking out of my car. HaHa

I climbed outta the car to stretch real quick (man that skunk really stunk cuz I could smell it while outside the car). I shook the cobwebs outta my head & got outta there as fast as possible before the cops rolled up.

We rolled another "j" & luaghed our asses off the whole way home.....

 

[mangled]

everytime i pop soem bagseed i always get some raodkill skunk smelling ones /shrug

also a lot of herb around here smells like roadkill skunk

 

[Guest]

Rez, if you think C99, Sour D, and Strawberry Cough are the best things in the Emerald Triangle, you obviously havn't been smokin with the right boys up there. Those strains wouldn't make it in our gardens anyday of the week, well they made it to our gardens and then were quickly tossed. Cheers

 

[nandro]

Wow. Just wow.

Appalled,
Nandro

 

[Dusty Bowls]

Lol Eureka.

Doc already said it.

 

[tiedye420]

Stem rubbing a 4" seeding

Stem rubbing a 4" seeding

created new developments.
Hell I almost feel apologetic for gettig bent on my heritage getting slammed.
But I have been up there smoking your stuff on dead layover boys, been smoking it since the late 70's down dago way.. Humbolt should sound like a lighter if a one gram nug is tossed on the glass table.
S.D might be tastey and all that but.. Bah!
Anyways while I was looking at these weak gened pampered indoor SD F2, already losing the thick leaves and adjusting to lights and fans too much...
at birth it's genetic ! L.O.L( blue=SD blackin back=SD mutant- Red SourxStinky

yes folks SD f2 might taste real nice but its a pampered pet,Anyways why i almost feel apologetic but never will.
It was my "sour stinky" that has the funk we all crave so badly....I was so into this competition thing, I had to do some stem rubs.. THEY GOT THE FUNK.
sourXstinky
Oh and as I have previously stated both seedlings smell the same, no.
"Oh well serch 5 years throug 100 packs of seeds and if ya dont find one wasting your time I'll give you more unstable hybrids free."
Oh and pics should reveal something soon.
But also, My stinky G-13 looks more indica dom, but smells of hay at this stage.


But aint that kharma? Talk shit and it bites ya in the ass, don't mess with the wrecking crew man......we got lots of killz sandbagged..
I'm packing 100 strains myself- and i'm just getting started with P stock...

 

[tiedye420]

See i do have the right pool guys.... But I need to clean it up..
this is "chocolate skunk kill"
Which Kush is the sour diesel based on? or is the diesel a kush?
naa that's not right?
who is the researcher for SD, anyone?
I'm recombinating my afghani P from f2 chocolate hashplant, but f1 stinky. Stinky is selct phenotype specific for the afghanicolombian.
pinky is the pink haired hosgbreathxhumm dominant pheno. She is f1 chxhumm.
The f1 stinky is the f2 chxhp, got it yet?
see why most beeders dont get into details- L.O.L.
So once I have recombinated my hp pheno back I'll need her pure again..
She will be my search marker for the original P.. afghani HP.
maybe by that time i can find out which kush is in mss...
this is milder but the funk all the same...

 

[trybud]

im kinda glad theres people out there doing the legwork that they're doing.I dont care if i get sativa /indica, compact/stretchy and i dont care if its true-breeding, Im a cloner anyways. To bring back the RKS as a strain instead of just a pheno of something is gonna be a bad-ass accomplishment......for now, i just want a stinky female plant....

 

[tiedye420]

My kill should be a huge plant pheno with a large yield, a little chocolate in the skunk..
That's sourdieselXstinky...
when i get the legwork done for the roadkill, it should be the same if I'm right in my decades of observations...
i just think it's rediculous to pay for 10 or 12 seeds hoping for one good plant, and to pscyh people into two packs for a pheno search is hilarious.
I got two plants from 2 seeds with rezs clone mom outcross to my afghanixcolombian, that have the same smell at 4"...they are very much alike..
One male and one female will carry the work, but I'll probably use more when i remake her.

25 kush males and 25 g females from seed, something like that..
I can't push those numbers here. I want to relocate just north of my second home "SF" by late fall....My family is all over there anyways....