The RANT and VENT thread....

[Blueshark]

My beef is with all the "Cruise Control" assholes....yes, you know who you are!
They get in the fast lane going 67 in a 65 and stack up traffic!! Who the hell gave you a badge?? Are you the "Traffic Regulator" or something? Am I wrong or do I remember my driver ed trainer saying pass and then get into the right lane?

Here's the deal.. I pay just as much to use the road as they do. If I want to speed and get a ticket then you can point and laugh at me. But quit making my roads more dangerous by holding up traffic...ITS BAD ENOUGH ALREADY!!!!!

thank you......out

 

[DarthFader1]

that's it? that's all you got?

some sexy seniors sweating saddles...

brother!

I'm seriously fucked up then.

I can't speak for the other peeps here but i was keeping it moderate lol..

Cmon trichrider lets hear a gripe of yours..

Unleash bro you'll feel good!

DArth

 

[Guest50138]

Step forward brother trichrider and share your pain

 

[DarthFader1]

Another pet peeve is the grocery store. There are a dozen registers, yet they only open one or two and the line is 10 deep.

And people that have to scratch off their lottery ticket at the register. Move your ass so I can pay for my beer!

And people that flick their ciggies out the car window. Ever catch a lit cig in the face at 70 on a motorcycle? I get all stabby over that one.

And pot snobs. God I hate a pot snob. Just as bad as a beer or wine snob. When someone offers to share their ganja with me, I am thankful, regardless of quality. It might be shit, but I'll smoke it in the sprit it was given and thank them regardless.

I have this problem at my local casino. Imagine just completely dominating & pwning noobs for 8fity in a juicy game of pot limit omaha and then you have to go downstairs and stand in line with 25 degenerate reloader's to cash out. No no you motherfuckers i will not dump all my winnings on that strategically placed blackjack table right next to the cashier..

Makes me laugh
Even the casinos manager's are noobs


Darth

P.s WelderDan i thoroughly enjoyed your use of the word stabby i quite often refer to wanting to "stab" people in my retelling of the days events!

 

[DarthFader1]

Another pet peeve is the grocery store. There are a dozen registers, yet they only open one or two and the line is 10 deep.

And people that have to scratch off their lottery ticket at the register. Move your ass so I can pay for my beer!

And people that flick their ciggies out the car window. Ever catch a lit cig in the face at 70 on a motorcycle? I get all stabby over that one.

And pot snobs. God I hate a pot snob. Just as bad as a beer or wine snob. When someone offers to share their ganja with me, I am thankful, regardless of quality. It might be shit, but I'll smoke it in the sprit it was given and thank them regardless.

Double Post.

 

[castout]

Today's rant... LIGHT LEAKS!!!!!! I don't have any at the moment, but I know the Ganja Gods are waiting for me to slack, and nail me with a light leak. I hate floppy cola tops.....it means a light leak!!!!! When I see the tell tale signs...stretch, new leaf growth, the stems of fan leaves lengthen, the thc stops being produced, and I fall into a well of despair!!!!! I even have hood covers, that we made ourselves......to cover the hood, should any light get through the insulated venting....cause insulated venting isn't light proof...found that out the hard way!!!!! I am super paranoid about LIGHT LEAKS!!!!!!!

 

[trichrider]

Todays Rant?

I blew my whole wad at once and now it's a daily Rant? oooohh, life doesn't get any better than this.

OK...yesterday I went to a smokeshop for some papers and a lighter. I pulled out a C-note and the lady starts complaining about having just made a cash drop an doesn't have the change...told me I would have to start asking permission to use a $100 bill!
I responded by saying 'how strange'. the cashier, an older oriental woman, asked what was strange about it, I told her it was strange for me to have to ask permission to pay for something.

are $100. bills that damned rare anymore? (they are for me)...it was $15. purchase...

 

[bombadil.360]

I have no complaints.

everything is perfect, even when after I pay rent and utilities, the money left for food is very limited.

thanks to the One and only God we are mortal for sure.

 

[castout]

Trichrider....I totally agree!!!!! When I have a 100 dollar bill, they hold it up to the light, draw on it, ask you why you are carrying so much cash, or ask me do I want to open a store credit, I can save 10%....first they treat you like a criminal for using cash, then they try to rope you in to opening up a credit card, so the real criminals, can cash in on you!!!!!!

 

[BornToBeWild]

Damn dogs chasing me when I came back from corner market! Things were huge!

 

[trichrider]

todays rant

had to take the dog in for his vacinations, went through the standard line of questioning from the vet tech.
after answering all those about his stool, water intake/output, excercise, diet, mental health...she pitches me on health insurance for him!
a very healthy, happy, energetic thoroughbred six years old...told me he would be considered geriatric in two more years. sounded like some scripted advertisement trying to guilt me into a purchase.
have they no decency!

 

[mrcreosote]

In a few weeks you'll get a call from a pet mortuary wanting you to keep them in mind should 'the need' arise.

 

[castout]

Todays' rant........People that talk all through a movie!!!!!! I went to see Safe House, and the movie was packed...so I sat down, and heard his voice right away........he was sitting behind me, to my right, and he was resting his sqeaky clean sneakers, on the back of the chair, that was next to me. he was telling his date, that he had already seen the movie, but because she was his 'Boo", he was gonna see it again. The lights go down, the movie has started.....then, just when the first action sequence starts, he says "Oh shit, Denzel is gonna fuck his ass up...here, watch the way he slits the dudes throat". I was pissed, he just told his girl what was gonna happen, and he was loud enough, that he ruined it for me too!!!! His constant talking, kept giving away all the key scenes....I knew what was going to happen, before it happened, courtesy of the Talker. I was getting seriously pissed......I turned around, and glared at him...didn't help. By this time, he had his shoe, very close to my head....and I was having visions of jamming a knife into his foot.....trying to figure out if I had anything sharp, in my pocketbook, that I could jam into his foot.....then WHAM, the douche knocks his damn foot into the side of my head!!!!! I turn around, and stare at him....he gives me a dirty look, like turn around bitch, kind of look. I thought, hmmm, should I tell TOH, who is sitting next to me, and let him handle this...then the motherfucker behind me, rubs his foot against my head...again, only this time I think he knocked my earring out. I turn, and give him a warning look...he ignores me. Then he starts telling his date, "Watch this guy die, you won't expect it..here it comes...oh shit, told you the asshole gets merced". i had also noticed when I turned around, he was all decked out in red......and around here, that means he is a Blood, or so I have been told. Once I saw all the red, I knew, it would be best to handle this asshole, myself. He had ruined the movie, and put me in a piss poor mood, so I sat there thinking, what passive aggressive thing could I do to make him realize, that he was being a rude c**t. I sat there thinking..then his foot brushes my head again...and the lightbulb went off. I already knew his shoes were super important to him, guys and their sneakers......plus, they were so white, they looked brand new. So, I turned my face to the side, pretended like I was trying to hide what I was doing from TOH, and stuck a finger up each of my nostrils, as far as I could, and with my head turned in such a way,that the Talker could see me, digging for gold!!!!! I then proceeded to roll what I had pulled from my nose, and look at it...then, right between his feet, I wiped whatever was on my fingers, all over that chair, where his feet were. I heard him talking again, only this time, he was telling his date what a nasty bitch I was, and that now there were boogers all over the chair where he was resting his feet, and that was some fucked up shit!!!!!! AHHHH HA HA HA HA!!!! I was elated....my nose picking and wiping boogers, had caused him to move his feet, cause he didn't want to get boogers on his kicks!!!!! I was so proud of myself!!!! He sat there grumbling for a bit, but I had finally shut his ass up, and his feet were no longer touching my head...and TOH didn't have to do a thing. The rest of the movie went smoothly......but I couldn't resisit one final dig....when he stood up, to leave, I couldn't help but notice, that his red sweatpants, were hanging under his butt, so, I maneuvered myself, so that I was directly behind him, and I quietly leaned in closer to him, and said "Excuse me, I couldn't let you just keep walking away, it would be like letting someone walk with toilet paper stuck to them...but Dear, all I can smell is open ass syndrome,and there is a sweat line on your boxers, I can see it, so I think you may have wet farted". He looked at me like I was a leper, reached down and pulled up his pants, and hustled his date the fuck outta there. I was so proud of myself!!!!! I hoped I grossed him out, and embearrassed him...he didn't have a wet line going down his boxers, but I have seen that before, when guys wear their pants under their butt...so I lied to him. I felt great about it though...and I bet he will always think about boogers and movie seats. I know his date was waiting for him, outside the bathroom, cause i was waiting for TOH...when the Talker came out, I just smiled, and jammed a finger in my nose, lol. Yeah, I know it is gross, but the best way to get somebody back, is to do something unorthodox, and seeing as my fantasy of stabbing him in the foot, was just a fantasy, I had to do something. I have found that when you want to gross someone out, as a woman, crotch scratching, ass scratching, nose picking, ear picking...or loudly talking about a yeast infection, a recent sex change, or anything that has to do with diarrhea, really grosses people out. The Talker, was grossed out, so I accomplished what i set out to do!!!!!!

 

[SpayceRayce]

Hon, I always have a knife on me, & the 2nd time his shoe touched my head, he would have inherited a permanent limp. Can't pull a gun when your tendons are sliced from toe to heel. Sorry for your trouble, if he's REAL blood, he'll be dead soon.

 

[supermanlives]

when the growstore redesigns the whole store. just when i know where everything is and i can grab what i want real quick and split. they fucking change everything causing my stoned ass to have too look around inevitably finding new stuff that i end up buying. costing me double what i was expecting to pay

 

[Saint Razz]

i'm upset that i only noticed now that there was a rant and rave thread!.........

 

[dagnabit]

i just cant smoke with somebody with whore lip..

i am ranting about those folks who get offended when i wipe the mouthpiece of the bowl or even hit it with the lighter for a couple 'o seconds before and after i hit it..

i dont want turbo flu and i dont wanna give it to you!
for that matter.. if you are sick STAY THE FUCK HOME!!!! your trip to wally world is not worth spreading your disease! it's fucking selfish!!! "i know i have a communicable ailment but i gotta get the newest gadget or fucking thing so i'll just head on over and infect a few folks" or go to work or even just go out to go out!!!
WFT is wrong with you people?!?!?

can you tell im a germaphobe?

ohh and since im ranting anyway..
WTF IS THIS SHIT?!?!?

i mean seriously is "just add water" to fucking difficult for fucks sake?!? how fucking lazy can you be? the fucking batter blaster?

 

[trichrider]

the wife steals my covers at night...

 

[Midnight]

I am starting this thread because occasinally I like to RANT, or VENT about shit that bothers me...and I don't like when people tell me to stop RANTING!!!!! Sometimes, it is good to get stuff off your chest. My RANT today is COLD SORES!!!!! I have one on my lip...yes, it is part of the herpes zoster virus, but so is shingles and chicken pox!!!!I have been getting them since I was little....and been made so much fun of, when I was a kid.....and because I had leukemia, I was the bald kid, with sores on her lips...yeah, it was tough, but so was I, lol. I hate when people mistakenly assume that I am a slut, cause I get cold sores. It is a very painful thing, that can happen when you are sick, or stressed out. There is a difference between the cold sores I get, and herpes on your genital area. If I were to give a blow job when I have a cold sore, I can indeed transfer my cold sore, to TOH's genitals. So I stay away when I have a cold sore, lol......I couldn't imagine having this cold sore, down there??????? Anyway, I hate when I get these damn cold sores, it always bodes ill for me...means my immune system isn't working so great. When you have had cancer, and bone marrow transplants, you always watch for any signs that something is amiss.....usually I end up with the worst cold/flu, then I get better. Anyone else that needs to rant....feel free.................

My rant and vent is people that have no clue how to form a paragraph. You exploded my eyes with that wall of text, never even read it.

 

[castout]

Sorry Midnight, I suck at forming paragraphs. I tend to type the way I talk, my words all run together. I never meant for your eyes to explode, but I am glad you are ranting!!!!!