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I was getting ready to open my Quotes list on the comp to get this!
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Mr. Nevermind
My sig is my favorite quote. From Boston George, a true free spirit who reached for the stars in his own way. Failed and kept reaching. If he gets out he will do the exact same thing because in his mind what he has done isnt wrong.
Nevermind
Nevermind
narniachronic
Member
I try to read a quote or 2 a day so there is allot that I like, but some recently read ones:
Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
Why does a person even get up in the morning? You have breakfast, you floss your teeth so you'll have healthy gums in your old age, and then you get in your car and drive down I-10 and die. Life is so stupid I can't stand it.
Barbara Kingsolver
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and a desire to enjoy the world. This makes it hard to plan the day.
E. B. White
When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.
Mark Twain
I think I've discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it.
Charles M. Schulz
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Guest
a lot of good quotes here, some are kinda emo though =/
narniachronic
Member
I only get emotional when I have hemroids. 
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Guest
grandpa.."When the frost is on the pumpkin,its time for dicky dunkin" 
cool thread,i likes quotes
cool thread,i likes quotes
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Guest
"Rather than love, than money, than fame, give me truth." - Walden
"The truth is out there" - Fox Mulder
"Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify."
Henry David Thoreau
And my all time favorite: "I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor."
Henry David Thoreau
"The truth is out there" - Fox Mulder
"Our life is frittered away by detail. Simplify, simplify."
Henry David Thoreau
And my all time favorite: "I know of no more encouraging fact than the unquestioned ability of a man to elevate his life by conscious endeavor."
Henry David Thoreau
Tirs
Member
Bill Hicks:
"People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." "Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"
"Do you all have different books in the Bible than I do? Are you all Gideons? Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one, no! Ever seen one, no! But they're all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms! Every one of them: "This Bible was placed here by a Gideon." When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen shit! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? Who the fuck are these people?! I'm gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I'm gonna make that my hobby."
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
"People come up to me and say, "What's wrong?" "Nothing." "Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile." "Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone?"
"Do you all have different books in the Bible than I do? Are you all Gideons? Who are the fucking Gideons? Ever met one, no! Ever seen one, no! But they're all over the fucking world, putting Bibles in hotel rooms! Every one of them: "This Bible was placed here by a Gideon." When? I've been here all day and I ain't seen shit! I saw the housekeeper come and go, I saw the minibar guy come and go, I've never laid eyes on a fucking Gideon! What are they, ninjas? Where are they? Where are they from? Gidea? Who the fuck are these people?! I'm gonna capture a Gideon. Yeah, I'm gonna make that my hobby."
"Today, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration … that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There's no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we're the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather."
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vonforne
My favorite is one MR. Wags has in his sig.
Never Argue With The Ignorant Because They Will Simply Pull You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience.
Reminds me every time someone has something negetive to say. Thanks Mr. Wags.
Never Argue With The Ignorant Because They Will Simply Pull You Down To Their Level And Beat You With Experience.
Reminds me every time someone has something negetive to say. Thanks Mr. Wags.
My sig 
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vonforne
moose eater said:
That wasn't you was it?
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"It's only when you look at an ant through a magnifying glass on a sunny day that you realize how often they burst into flames."
-- Harry Hill
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:
" If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
-- Harry Hill
I enjoy life. I think I'll enjoy death even more.
-- Cat Stevens
Rodney Dangerfield Quotes:
" If it weren't for pickpockets, I'd have no sex life at all."
"I could tell that my parents hated me. My bath toys were a toaster and a radio."
"I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender."
" My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met."
"The problem today is to give larger significance and dignity to a life that has been dwarfed by the world of material things. Until that problem is solved, the annihilation of Naziism will be no more than the removal of one symptom of the world's unrest."
Konrad Heiden - 1944
And on a lighter note:
"Fuck Mickey Mouse........fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick.....then break it off and beat him with the other end. I hope Mickey DIES..."
George Carlin.
Konrad Heiden - 1944
And on a lighter note:
"Fuck Mickey Mouse........fuck him in the asshole with a big rubber dick.....then break it off and beat him with the other end. I hope Mickey DIES..."
George Carlin.
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genkisan said:
HaHa I love George!
I have as much authority as the Pope, I just don't have as many people who believe it.
George Carlin
I would never want to be a member of a group whose symbol was a guy nailed to two pieces of wood.
George Carlin
Some people see things that are and ask, Why? Some people dream of things that never were and ask, Why not? Some people have to go to work and don't have time for all that.
George Carlin
The very existence of flame-throwers proves that some time, somewhere, someone said to themselves, You know, I want to set those people over there on fire, but I'm just not close enough to get the job done.
George Carlin
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You owe me a new keyboard. I just spit water all over mine.ZippyThePinHead said:
"A true friend will always stab you in the front."
"Nothing is idiot proof to sufficently trained idiots."
"Life's too short to be nice to chicks who won't do me."
"We could do that, but I'd rather smash myself in the testicles with a ball peen hammer."
"Hi, I'm looking for a 24 inch Donkey Punch."
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LEGI0N
Active member
DUDE
I figure it's easy money, it's all
pretty harmless. I mean she probably
kidnapped herself.
WALTER
Huh?
DONNY
What do you mean, Dude?
DUDE
Rug-peers did not do this. I mean
look at it. Young trophy wife.
Marries a guy for money but figures
he isn't giving her enough. She
owes money all over town--
WALTER
That...fucking...bitch!
DUDE
It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin
said, look for the person who will
benefit. And you will, uh, you know,
you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying
to say--
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
That fucking bitch!
DUDE
Yeah.
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin!
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
DONNY
What the fuck is he talking about?
I figure it's easy money, it's all
pretty harmless. I mean she probably
kidnapped herself.
WALTER
Huh?
DONNY
What do you mean, Dude?
DUDE
Rug-peers did not do this. I mean
look at it. Young trophy wife.
Marries a guy for money but figures
he isn't giving her enough. She
owes money all over town--
WALTER
That...fucking...bitch!
DUDE
It's all a goddamn fake. Like Lenin
said, look for the person who will
benefit. And you will, uh, you know,
you'll, uh, you know what I'm trying
to say--
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
That fucking bitch!
DUDE
Yeah.
DONNY
I am the Walrus.
WALTER
Shut the fuck up, Donny! V.I. Lenin!
Vladimir Ilyich Ulyanov!
DONNY
What the fuck is he talking about?
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GOT_BUD? said:
tell me where to send it . its not the first time
