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Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
When he visits have him take a road trip with you ☝️
Yeah, I can just see Dr. Scooter going to a doctor** and claiming his "card"...

**Gotta be a special dope-doc certified to prescribe for:

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To qualify for medical marijuana in Florida, a patient must:
  • Be diagnosed by a certified physician with a qualifying condition
  • Have permanent or temporary residency in the state of Florida
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flylowgethigh

Non-growing Lurker
ICMag Donor
Good morning venerable brothers and sisters of the sacred herb! View attachment 19178034 View attachment 19178035

Cloudy with rain here, starting at 39F and predicted to reach 52F.

Dinner out at Salty's last night was fabulous except for the slow service............... Added new meaning to leisurely dining...

Gym first thing this morning but nothing else on the calendar besides getting the paperwork ready for tomorrows sleep study appointment.
Get one of those rings and do your own sleep studies. I like that it vibrates to let me know my breathing isn’t deep enough to keep my SPO2 up.
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Yeah, I can just see Dr. Scooter going to a doctor** and claiming his "card"...

**Gotta be a special dope-doc certified to prescribe for:

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To qualify for medical marijuana in Florida, a patient must:
  • Be diagnosed by a certified physician with a qualifying condition
  • Have permanent or temporary residency in the state of Florida
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You would qualify Walt. Just have find the right Doctor.
 

Unca Walt

Well-known member
420club
You would qualify Walt. Just have find the right Doctor.
You know I luv ya, Pute. But Goddammit, I KNOW I could walk into any weed-doctor in town and get a freakim' card to buy weed in any of the stores in town!

So why don't I do this??

How about: I am receiving a monthly check from Unca Sugar for getting fucked up in the service (volunteer!) of my country. Unca Sugar HISSELF will give me all the weed I want.
FREE
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Late Edit Add To Clarify What Happens After The "FREE" Button Lights Up:
The State gets all the data. State data goes into Fed data. Even a 1980's computer would flip a card out with a big red X on it and I would lose my pension.
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Minor Tweeny Lidoo Catch For Why US VA Is Not My Source: I haveta claim PTSD. Having claimed PTSD, Unca Sugar now has and will exercise the "right" to come to my home, search it -- and remove any weaponry or things they do not want PTSD sufferers to have. And they can come back at any time.

Would YOU, Pute, take that up-your-ass deal for FREE Grade-F gummint weed?
YES or NO.

I feel testy. It shows in my writing. Here go five fucking more Tylenol. No (*growl, mumble*) offense meant.
 
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