Jeez - (adjusts his eyepatch - and turns the light back on) - how the heck did you figure out that me and the Mrs occasionally play 'Long John Silver - and the Damsel in Distress?' -The Sauvage will cover the smell of 2-nonenal. With the added benefit, she can pretend you are Johnny Depp if you cut the lights out and talk like Jack Sparrow. The Pirate movies would have been much better if he had a CGI parrot for comic relief.