The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

Cloudy with rain today starting at 48F and predicted to reach 57F.

No gym this morning and breakfast out at the Tin Shed with Grayfox and NM.

Alas my cloning dome got damaged in storage so I picked up another one, which is due today.

 

[dogzter]

Not same guy, i am humble 49 years old man from Finland! -2 C now in 8am., no snow in the ground and sun is shining, spring spring, spring!!!

That's awesome I love meeting new people especially those from Finland,hello!

 

[jokerman]

That’s a big pussy…

I've worked with bigger ones than that
Good morning Boo and crew
feel poetic today

 

[Gray Wolf]

Not same guy, i am humble 49 years old man from Finland! -2 C now in 8am., no snow in the ground and sun is shining, spring spring, spring!!!

Good to get some younger perspectives into our brain trust, especially if you know anything about fixing computers.

Please excuse my periodic fumbling efforts to put our eldest member @Unca Walt the Ancient's age in perspective, noting that he is older than WW-II and even Kieth Richards.

Maybe an elder cousin??

 

[Countryboy]

Well, I've caught up with everybody. We are a talkative lot. Good, interesting folks all.

Went over the "terrible loss" of Doober... I woulda made a lousy doctor. <-- Even though Dr. Scooter told me about Doob's medical/mental condition (eg: I fergot the medical term that I actually typed here identifying his mental illness) I still found him impossibly immature and annoying. That is a failure on my part. Sorta.

This long day/night/day event is a first: I did not even go to bed last night. Witchie-Poo was a saint; tried to stay with up me to help me get through the owies, but I made her lay down around midnight. She is sleeping now.

Shitdamnhell. It is not like the movies. Where the hero shakes off the effects of flying metal lumps by the end of the day and they never are heard of again.

I just reread the above. I sound like a pussy.

From my careful study of old Westerns, you can 'wing' her with a 45 cal and wrap it with your bandana. It'll take her mind off the eye stuff and she'll be good to go in a week for the next episode...at least it worked that way on Gunsmoke.

 

[Countryboy]

- Ya - I got one present from the Mrs - a bottle of Dior Sauvage Elixir - so I'm gonna at least smell nice - in my 65th year -

If your son is 46 - then you are probably an old fart by now - welcome to the OF's thread
Thanks for the birthday greeting piper -

The Sauvage will cover the smell of 2-nonenal. With the added benefit, she can pretend you are Johnny Depp if you cut the lights out and talk like Jack Sparrow. The Pirate movies would have been much better if he had a CGI parrot for comic relief.

 

[OleReynard]

My Mrs told me when she lived in Texas her neighbor would go around his yard naked but when he started to set off explosives the neighbors got concerned and called the police on him.

Shorts...how warm is it there?

We will be hitting 16C/61F...I might venture out to the sunroom today and see what is in the chest freezer out there but not outdoors. I'm a weather challenged person, my old bones don't like cool weather, not a bit.

I've got maybe 2-3 weeks before I start slimming down the fan leaves.
I'm all excited my White Rhino plant is showing fall colors, no amber to speak of. When my furnace was down for a day it started the color change but there must be other factors at play because in previous grows they got chilled and didn't start the fall colors.

Not all will show the same expressions just because out of the same seed line.

 

[Countryboy]

Maybe if I did that ms cola would reconsider and acquiesce by allowing me to get a Jack Russell.pup. The question is would the poor animal survive this consistent bastardization of the breed. They rooted out foxes for Gods sake

Have you thought about a Westy? Just as big an ass-hole but cuter.

 

[OleReynard]

Some dog owners feel the same way

I worked on a ladies house who had a small dog and full blown custom dog bath and grooming station in her garage.

Every single time the dog went outside for any reason she washed the dog.

Not good for the oils in their skin

 

[dogzter]

Not good for the oils in their skin

No it's not the less baths the better............same for dogs.

 

[Countryboy]

Morning folks! The sun is up and it's supposed to be a nice day. Lots on the list, but I need coffee and breakfast.

peace

 

[OleReynard]

54 today then she starts a slide.
Rain Friday, rain and snow for the weekend.
Then next Tuesday all it says is snow.

PT today

Wife goes in for gall bladder observation for a couple hours tomorrow round noon.
Shoot radioactive dye in her and trace it thru her system.

Tag goes in tomorrow afternoon to get stitch out of his eye lid.

Grocery store tomorrow morning, nice full day.

Uppotting got done yesterday, there are some Xtra sweet Afghanis in this batch.
Big leaves big stalks short coupled bushes.
Except for the HOGS they were stretchers.
The LaCons are very nice

 

[OleReynard]

Glassing the lake this morning I see an open trough of water in the middle

 

[jokerman]

Not same guy, i am humble 49 years old man from Finland! -2 C now in 8am., no snow in the ground and sun is shining, spring spring, spring!!!

Welcome to the group
We offer many benefits and considered the "Premium Forum " of the civilized world.
Because of where you live I cannot help not telling you this story.
One night at a bar in a hotel a Italian pilot was making time with a stewardess from another airline.
His words were as sweet and smooth as cannoli filling.
Before you know they are back in his room in loves embrace.
When consummated the pilot lays back happy with his performance ,lights a cigarette and asked "So ,mia bella ,you finish?" She reply's "No" .
So he goes in her arms and starts another round using everything he knew how to please a woman.
After a 5 star performance ,sure of his success he lights another cigarette smiles and asks again "So ,you finish"" She replied "No"
"Que Kotsu" he mumbles down low and using all of his strength he goes the third time ,even using moves he never used before.
Exhausted and dehydrated he lights his third cigarette and asks " So you finish ?"
She cries " No Im Swedish"
This story would have had to be told to you sooner or later

 

[SubGirl]

Not good for the oils in their skin

I’ve got a bucket at my back door to wash the dog mop feet from black dirt before they come in…. Dogs can be dirty but they are worth it and those of us that are lucky to have a pet just look at it as another thing to clean. The main reason my kitchen floor gets a wash every other day or so

 

[OleReynard]

I’ve got a bucket at my back door to wash the dog mop feet from black dirt before they come in…. Dogs can be dirty but they are worth it and those of us that are lucky to have a pet just look at it as another thing to clean. The main reason my kitchen floor gets a wash every other day or so

Same here just his feet
I've got burn piles in places round here he loves to make sure he scours those also, looking.

 

[dogzter]

I’ve got a bucket at my back door to wash the dog mop feet from black dirt before they come in…. Dogs can be dirty but they are worth it and those of us that are lucky to have a pet just look at it as another thing to clean. The main reason my kitchen floor gets a wash every other day or so

Floors have hair and dirt on them within seconds of being cleaned its a struggle to just be mildly dirty most days.

 

[SubGirl]

Not same guy, i am humble 49 years old man from Finland! -2 C now in 8am., no snow in the ground and sun is shining, spring spring, spring!!!

Nice to have you hang out with us kief. We are all ready for spring here too Hopefully you will post some pics of Finland. Do y’all have any cool rocks there? Do you have a garden started?

 

[OleReynard]

Floors have hair and dirt on them within seconds of being cleaned its a struggle to just be mildly dirty most days.

Tell me about it I got tile floors except for the bedrooms.
Sun comes up you can see the dust , even though you just did them yesterday

 

[Gray Wolf]

I’ve got a bucket at my back door to wash the dog mop feet from black dirt before they come in…. Dogs can be dirty but they are worth it and those of us that are lucky to have a pet just look at it as another thing to clean. The main reason my kitchen floor gets a wash every other day or so

Our kitchen floor is our mudroom, where we dry our dogs and wipe off their feet. Since they aren't allowed on the furniture, it is the floors that require additional attention, but as noted, it is a small price to pay for their companionship.