The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Dime]

non-binary

Yes I'd have to agree ,it does seem like a nonbinary gender identity although it doesn’t fit completely into existing gender schemas or constructs.

 

[bigsur51]

How do I qualify as a old fart.? I'm 52 this month.

You guys talk a shit ton to be old farts..

 

[Dime]

How do I qualify as a old fart.? I'm 52 this month.

You guys talk a shit ton to be old farts..

How high is your belt line,how big is your car, and how small is your dog?

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I have one that just makes a beep or a buzz that does not stop my Arlo from barking hysterically at his friends when he sees them. It’s a friendly bark but he has a deep voice now and is scary to some and embarrassing to me usually as it seems I have no control of my dog when it happens. He is now over 60 pounds of muscle and strength and can pull me down without the prong collar I got him for our walks. His mind has not matured like his body tho and even with all the barking a giant teddy bear looking doodle is really not that intimidating, just embarrassing for me. I have resorted to bypassing those nice people, their friendly dogs and kids that Arlo is missing out on visiting as Maryjane gets all the love and pets from the walkers, their kids and pets and he does not for acting like an ass. I’m hoping he will eventually outgrow this behavior so we can walk up to them and say hello which is all he wants to do anyway.

I'm blessed with a pup that will be one year old next week - and he's very sociable - but not so barky/yappy - if another dog shows aggression towards Loki - he will show some back - then run to me - for his security - I've usually had big security dogs in the past - now it's a nice change - having to do the security - for the little scamp - very funny too - because he's smart enough to know that in a fight he wouldn't stand a chance against these bigger dogs - so he chooses the sensible/logical option - for survival - and gets me to be his bodyguard -

I thought you were already 64 Gypsy and this was your 65th birthday.

edit, ok I just read it again. Happy 65th. Do you get extra benefits this year? I will be 65 in a few months and get Medicare but I don’t think yall have that…

Why thankyou Subby Gal - got a small private pension maturing right now - then in one year - I'll have a small state pension too - I'm covered medically by National Insurance - all meds and doctor/hospital stuff via the NHS - so I'll be OK into 'retirement' - lol - so long as we don't end up like The Weimar Republic -

 

[GainesvilleGreen]

How high is your belt line,how big is your car, and how small is your dog?

I got a small dog named Louie, that's all I know..
and some guns.. ..and he's my protector..lol

 

[Putembk]

@ GG I am the official dues collector …. Will PM you later to talk about your weekly donation. Have your credit card ready….

 

[Dime]

I got a small dog named Louie, that's all I know..
and some guns.. ..and here my protector..lol
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You qualify

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Happy Birthday Gybsy! I am 49 years old now, time is flying very fast. And We are here...

Thanks Kief - and there's me thinking that you were 80 years old <no dumbarse - it's not KEEF - it's KIEF!>

 

[Dime]

Thanks Kief - and there's me thinking that you were 80 years old <no dumbarse - it's not KEEF - it's KIEF!>

Happy bd,make it 100 ,,prost.

 

[dogzter]

Nothing wrong with a tiny dog..........usually.

 

[Dime]

 

[SubGirl]

I got a small dog named Louie, that's all I know..
and some guns.. ..and he's my protector..lol
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He is super cute. I have a cat named Louie.

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good day OF, it is sunny and the temps are climbing and then falling again. Too bad, it's looking to be a dragged out spring again. Seems around here the spring season takes longer to arrive but fall is pushed further with warmer weather. I can't change it, it is what it is.

The good thing for today, I still know how to count to 10 and I know my ABCs

 

[oldmaninbc]

I always do this, I have 15 min. to my zoom appointment and I am not ready.

Back in a while

 

[Countryboy]

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Nothing wrong with a tiny dog..........usually.

That 1 looks like it'll get you on the list for vicious dogs. Maggie is older and I notice her pee puddles are much smaller than the Shepherds. She even came and told me the back-door was closed and saved me a mess to clean up.

 

[SubGirl]

I always do this, I have 15 min. to my zoom appointment and I am not ready.

Back in a while

Don’t forget to check for boogers

 

[Dime]

 

[Putembk]

Harvest is complete. Nice day so I am moving outside. Still have some residual leaves that need tending to. Currently giving all outside bushes, trees and grass some much needed water.

Thinking I am gonna put shorts on and scare the neighbors with my white legs......they need sun...

 

[jokerman]

Morning OFC

Nothing on the calendar today. Garden does need some attention though. Chop and hang a Chem 91, feed and water the ladies ……oh forgot haircut this afternoon….

Now that I think about it …..busy day coming my way.

I saved so much time in my life not having hair and needing so many haircuts.
My cousin Sal saved even more time in his life by not brushing his teeth.
He regrets that now.

 

[SubGirl]

Wow, getting really loud in the other room with yelling over the phone with the dental insurance people. Mr subs gonna need a smoke break.