Goldhedge
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Lookin good you two!
The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Good morning brothers and sisters!
Cloudy with sprinkles today, starting at 43F and predicted to soar to 47F.
Got all the rest of the outdoor gardens trimmed. We did the roses on President's day.
No gym and breakfast out this morning with Grayfox and NM at Screendoor.
Cloudy with sprinkles today, starting at 43F and predicted to soar to 47F.
Got all the rest of the outdoor gardens trimmed. We did the roses on President's day.
No gym and breakfast out this morning with Grayfox and NM at Screendoor.
snakeplisken
Active member
A little boy goes shopping with his mother.
While waiting outside the dressing room he gets bored and starts fidgeting.
Mother walks out just in time to see her son put his hand under a mannequin's dress.
She yelps at her son and said "Dont do that ,girls have teeth there!"
Scares the crap out of him.
He was thankful not to get bit.
Years later ,he gets a girlfriend,and one nite with her parents out, they start making out hot and heavy.
Things get hotter and she suggests things could go further.
"Like how" he asked.
Well, you could touch me "down there"
NOPE ,you got teeth down there
No I dont ,who told you that?
My mother told me !
No ,I dont have teeth down there ,take a look .
He looks ,and still says Nope!
My mom says all women have teeth down there!
Look again FFS ! and see, I dont have any teeth down there .
He looks again ,then says ,well no , but looking at your gums ,I understand why.
While waiting outside the dressing room he gets bored and starts fidgeting.
Mother walks out just in time to see her son put his hand under a mannequin's dress.
She yelps at her son and said "Dont do that ,girls have teeth there!"
Scares the crap out of him.
He was thankful not to get bit.
Years later ,he gets a girlfriend,and one nite with her parents out, they start making out hot and heavy.
Things get hotter and she suggests things could go further.
"Like how" he asked.
Well, you could touch me "down there"
NOPE ,you got teeth down there
No I dont ,who told you that?
My mother told me !
No ,I dont have teeth down there ,take a look .
He looks ,and still says Nope!
My mom says all women have teeth down there!
Look again FFS ! and see, I dont have any teeth down there .
He looks again ,then says ,well no , but looking at your gums ,I understand why.
A little boy goes shopping with his mother.
While waiting outside the dressing room he gets bored and starts fidgeting.
Mother walks out just in time to see her son put his hand under a mannequin's dress.
She yelps at her son and said "Dont do that ,girls have teeth there!"
Scares the crap out of him.
He was thankful not to get bit.
Years later ,he gets a girlfriend,and one nite with her parents out, they start making out hot and heavy.
Things get hotter and she suggests things could go further.
"Like how" he asked.
Well, you could touch me "down there"
NOPE ,you got teeth down there
No I dont ,who told you that?
My mother told me !
No ,I dont have teeth down there ,take a look .
He looks ,and still says Nope!
My mom says all women have teeth down there!
Look again FFS ! and see, I dont have any teeth down there .
He looks again ,then says ,well no , but looking at your gums ,I understand why.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
It's all very confusing at first.A little boy goes shopping with his mother.
While waiting outside the dressing room he gets bored and starts fidgeting.
Mother walks out just in time to see her son put his hand under a mannequin's dress.
She yelps at her son and said "Dont do that ,girls have teeth there!"
Scares the crap out of him.
He was thankful not to get bit.
Years later ,he gets a girlfriend,and one nite with her parents out, they start making out hot and heavy.
Things get hotter and she suggests things could go further.
"Like how" he asked.
Well, you could touch me "down there"
NOPE ,you got teeth down there
No I dont ,who told you that?
My mother told me !
No ,I dont have teeth down there ,take a look .
He looks ,and still says Nope!
My mom says all women have teeth down there!
Look again FFS ! and see, I dont have any teeth down there .
He looks again ,then says ,well no , but looking at your gums ,I understand why.
And even more complicated as life unfolds....................................It's all very confusing at first.
FTL
Well-known member
I struggled to comprehend the geometry of it as a young young fella
While I may not have the credentials, I started young and have years of experience...............
FTL
Well-known member
Was a few years later we found the “pic” stash
VERY confusing at first..........should have looked at the pics better.
I'm awake, off for coffee and 3 mile walk. Have a great day everyone 
FTL
Well-known member
I’m pretty good with the old trighernometry now if I don’t say so myself
FTL
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Lucky man…… I had all brothers. I have noticed guys with sisters were always much better at talking to woman than those who didn’t have them
having older sis growing up was nice it was open season with all her friends
