The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Countryboy]

Didnt think Betty White had one.

 

[Putembk]

Amazon.com : oster hand vibrating massagers

Already looked..$119…is that the one?

 

[Gray Wolf]

Possibly combined,separatly, doubtful

Closer to 165 years combined, but most of that is Walt.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Any suggestions on how I could manage to stay up for it? I'm in bed by 6 most nights. Hey have a good evening Pute

An ice bath at bedtime.

 

[Countryboy]

Not since the show got stupid....long time ago it was pure comedy.....today they are afraid of offending....I won't watch.

I have the 1st 4 seasons, the only 1's worth watching.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Already looked..$119…is that the one?

It's what I use and it works good. I'm on my second one in 30 years.

 

[cola]

It's not the same. Maybe one night a week I can stay up until midnight

That is a Troll's answer. You got an excuse for everything? I'm being serious about this question. And very sincerely.
Something about the way you describe your life does not jive. No way could you carry a hundred or more extra pounds if you are honestly and truly walking 6 miles per day. That would speed up your metabolism, and adjust your ravenous desire to eat, accordingly. So, pardon my french, but I call bullshit on that. Sleeping for 12-14 hours per day, and going to bed at the time that you do, is running away from life. And a sure sign of depression. As brother Boo discussed buy a hand barbell set. You can lay on your back and use them. While you are there do some sit and push ups. Look on Craigslist for them, or call the salvation army. Until you do something about your disturbed mindset, everything wrong is going to stay in place. Try being honest with yourself. Try doing something purposeful and constructive that requires thinking. Like reading for an hour, at least, before blasting yourself to the moon. You create & allow all your problems.GL

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Dime]

Happy birthday FFS !
Give us your address and we will send someone over to chew your food for you for a week

Sal's available.

 

[jokerman]

Amazon.com : oster hand vibrating massagers

I have complete and detailed files on anything that vibrates with many years of experience.
Like fishing poles each are different
IMHO a Thumper ,a hand held back massager I had ordered from a massage magazine will change your life.
A Hitachi wand will change hers

 

[OleReynard]

Not really, anyone can get a weggie ,
Camel toes are more related to females and men not having any balls.

Moose knuckles etc. Etc. Etc

 

[jokerman]

Sal's available.

dat was funny ffs !

 

[OleReynard]

Any suggestions on how I could manage to stay up for it? I'm in bed by 6 most nights. Hey have a good evening Pute

You'd be better off watching the very first 30 years you'll loose interest afterwards

 

[Dime]

Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day

Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Countryboy]

I have complete and detailed files on anything that vibrates with many years of experience.
Like fishing poles each are different
IMHO a Thumper ,a hand held back massager I had ordered from a massage magazine will change your life.
A Hitachi wand will change hers

Hitachi is a 'known brand'. There's something about an 'appliance' that plugs into the wall and what it says about it's user.

 

[Dime]

It rained all day now there's a snowstorm,my wife sure is taking her time shoveling

 

[bigsur51]

Federal employees told to remove pronouns from email signatures by end of day

Employees at multiple federal agencies were ordered to remove pronouns from their email signatures by Friday afternoon, according to internal memos obtained by ABC News.

abcnews.go.com

 

[Boo]

Sal's available.

I believe that's his older brother Guiseppe...

 

[Yarddog]

You’re not gonna find a camel toe on Michelle Obama… that bitch is sporting package…

I tried to show the clip of Michael dancing on the Ellen show. Big ole hawg leg swinging around under that skirt.
You name one thing on a female that flops around like that. Ain’t nothing!! First black president. First male First Lady. Wonder why that chef drowned. You know, the guy that couldn’t swim that had an “accident” while kayaking???
Michael don’t like no body cutting in on Barry

 

[bigsur51]

It rained all day now there's a snowstorm,my wife sure is taking her time shoveling

that is similar to what happens around here when we are splitting wood at nighttime

Swede says it’s to dark and dangerous

I told her that unless I get a 6’ foot ladder , I am holding the lantern as high as I can