The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

I had another cool one, though tongue in cheek.

A friends friend was in hospice with stage 4 cancer and had already made arrangements to be euthanized the following week, under the Death With Dignity provisions. I gave my friend some tincture for her and when my friend arrived to visit, her friend was sad and morose.

After dosing her, they had an animated chat for about 45 minutes about childhood and life experiences and then her friend nodded off.

When she awoke the first thing out of her mouth was, "that was fantastic" and the second was to call the nurse to cancel her euthanasia order. She continued to improve and left the hospice to live with her son and his family after about two weeks.

Alas, she died of a massive heart attack about a month later, but I feel good about giving her that month with her family.

 

[Countryboy]

Half pound each of ugandan and madagascar whole vanilla beans.
Couple bottles of jim beam and diplomatico rum some time and fuckin magics gonna happen,so I am told anyways.

I like that attitude: when life gives ya Mexicans, make margaritas.

 

[Gray Wolf]

You should market it. That stuff would sell like plexaderm and omega xl.

It was just decarboxylated QWET tincture, so a good chance someone already is.

 

[Gray Wolf]

I got an e-mail yesterday from one of our Skunk Pharm Research graduates that warmed the cockles of my heart. Here is the opening paragraph:

"I wanted to reach out and say hello. I've know it's been awhile, and you've really been on my mind quite a bit lately. Matter of fact, I sung your praise on a Instagram post the other day and it sparked not only a lively conversation, but so many came out of the wood work sharing stories and memories of icmag, Skunkpharm and the reality you created for all of us. Brother, I owe my life to you, and I want you to know that. I just woke up from a dream where we were sitting on your back porch talking about the universe. It was surreal."

Nice to have our efforts here and at the Pharm recognized and appreciated at this late date.

 

[D. B. Doober]

I enjoyed "Flight Risk"

 

[dogzter]

About 3" so far and still falling,praise be.
Bringing them in while it's snowing is a punishment for them.........I kind of understand that.

 

[cola]

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About 3" so far and still falling,praise be.
Bringing them in while it's snowing is a punishment for them.........I kind of understand that.

They sure do look dang content out there. Amazing. Just lying flat in the snow like the cold is nothin!

 

[dogzter]

They sure do look dang content out there. Amazing. Just lying flat in the snow like the cold is nothin!

Winds blowing pretty good as well........they will lay there and eat ice then take a nap.

 

[Unca Walt]

I just stumbled on an emergency heater that lasts for a really long time. All it takes is a bucket, some sand, a band of copper, and an ordinary candle.

ONE dinky candle can throw out heat for dozens of hours. Lookit:

 

[D. B. Doober]

They didn't have the M-203 40 mm grenade launcher, nor the M-16 when either Walt or me were in the service. I was issued an M-1 and Walt probably either a 1903 Springfield or an 1873 Trapdoor.

I had an M1 in Coast Guard recruit training Heavy. Hurt when doing manual of arms and you had to rest it on your shoulders. Right shoulder arms HURT

 

[SubGirl]

It was just decarboxylated QWET tincture, so a good chance someone already is.

Yes but if we got Dr Rick to say it was good for grouchy ole men and women, they might sell more… marketing is the key

 

[dogzter]

I just stumbled on an emergency heater that lasts for a really long time. All it takes is a bucket, some sand, a band of copper, and an ordinary candle.

ONE dinky candle can throw out heat for dozens of hours. Lookit:

That would provide just enough light to watch yourself freeze to death here.

 

[Countryboy]

Yes but if we got Dr Rick to say it was good for grouchy ole men and women, they might sell more… marketing is the key
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Those folks make a good living: Flo from the insurance company, Jake, even the black guy, but we don't talk about Jarrod from Subway any more

 

[Unca Walt]

I only qualified as Sharpshooter in the Marines with an bucket issue M1 Garand but refined my shooting to Grand Master 200 yard sitting rapid fire scores in DCM tournament competitions as a civilian, using a M1A Supermatch and my own ammo.

Sadly I can't shoot that good standing offhand, nor 600 yard prone slow fire, but I've reliably hit a 10" pie plate at 1000 yards, using a 50 BMG Barrett 90 and my own ammo. The 50 BMG record when I quit shooting was a 4" group using lathe turned bore rider bullets and a McMillian rifle.

Jeebus. [hat in hand] I could maybe hit a pie plate at that distance with a 155mm shooting fletchettes.

 

[Unca Walt]

They didn't have the M-203 40 mm grenade launcher, nor the M-16 when either Walt or me were in the service. I was issued an M-1 and Walt probably either a 1903 Springfield or an 1873 Trapdoor.

This is a genuine photo of me. Wearing genuine Sneakydicker clobber with my Family gun -- The outfit is historically correct, but new.

The gun is/was my 11-times grandfather's. He killed two men with it to save the life of Prince the Duke Albrecht Wentzel von Wallenstein, the CINC of the Holy Roman Forces. Felt weird to hold it.

They gimme a somewhat newer one later on. I never carried, shot, or disassembled a Mattel Toy.

 

[Unca Walt]

Gun control is the ability to place holes where you want them… 10 rounds at 100 yards using a SIG 223 with a three power optic…
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You are picking which part of the forehead with that grouping. Mebbe not all in one eye, but I do not think the receiving dude would file a complaint.

 

[Putembk]

They gimme a somewhat newer one later on. I never carried, shot, or disassembled a Mattel Toy.

Don’t understand….you mean an M-16? We were some of the first ones to train with them in basic. We laughed at them…..made by Mattel….

 

[dogzter]

Jeebus. [hat in hand] I could maybe hit a pie plate at that distance with a 155mm shooting fletchettes.

I bet that's a metric shitton of darts in a 155!

Might poke the sun out with one of those.

 

[jokerman]

I bet that's a metric shitton of darts in a 155!

Might poke the sun out with one of those.

or possibly an eye

 

[jokerman]