The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Unca Walt]

When I had surgery last year the surgeon wrote his name on the area of surgery in the pre-check to surgery.
Of course there was some teasing as to what the wife would saying seeing the docs name on my groin.

I guess now they sign the area of surgery before surgery.

Hi Sub

That is a universal step placed in all surgical rooms in all hospitals today.

Simple, and effective against a very easily sprung error-trap that had sprung many times in the past.

 

[Unca Walt]

Paul Harvey was full of shit. The ozon layer has been rolled back by the banning of certain aerosols and is still closing. Skin cancer rates in Australia are DOWN.
The ocean temps have been steadily rising, for the last century at least/
2024 was the hottest year. on record.
I've seen climate change. Birds stay later and arrive earlier. Hurricanes are more frequent/violent.
Ask some 1st Nation folks what they think. In the Arctic, trees are moving North. The sea-ice is melting sooner. Polar bears are starving.
Who'd have thought the could catch all the crab in the Bering Sea, but here we are.

Hey -- You and Greta Thunberg been working together?...And the sky is falling. RE: "Starving polar bear". That photo was explained for what it really was. DYODD.
Never mind. I will DYODD for you:

These four images of thin or emaciated polar bears falsely blamed on climate change have scared kids like Greta Thunburg to death: the four white lies that scarred a generation.

You are sincere, but misled. Click here for a quick fix:
https://polarbearscience.com/2019/0...-on-climate-change-have-scared-kids-to-death/

Hurricanes are more "frequent and violent" because they are invented and powered by assholes in the news struggling against the terrible blowing gale (while two guys in shorts walk behind him casually). Or the news asshole white-haired odd-named guy (AH! Anderson Cooper) standing waist-deep in water IN A DITCH being recorded by the TV crew. DYODD
Never mind. I will DYODD for you. Here is one -- there are several others:

This one has the reporter/inventor lady paddling through a flooded area in a canoe. In ankle-deep water!

And them walking trees moving north? Hmmm... You sure about that?

Cancer rates are DOWN in Australia and you find that a bad thing? Really? That annoys you?

And yes, our earth is in a warming cycle. Kewl. BTDT. Better than Ice Age cycle IMNSHO.

But the sky really is not falling. Just the average person's source of (mis-) information is leading honest folks astray.

If you are looking for really serious shit problems, this is the one:

Ever see that video where some African soldiers give an automatic weapon to a monkey... and he begins to fire it? That's us.

We have vaulted over the passe' nuclear war problem. Now we have altered the DNA of a very large percentage of the human population so they -- and their offspring -- will always have AIDS.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Back in the day - around the early 80's - I had returned to England after a five year lesson in Americana - living and working all over the USA - and working out regularly - transforming a skinnish kid of 17 years old - to a muscular 22 year old man - those years of heavy workouts with the California Power Lifting team - at the Sports Palace in SF as I was still in puberty gave me outstanding results - till I was at least twice as strong as the average fella of my age in London - but I was broke - needed a job - and one that paid more than a pittance -

Thru a friend of my Mum - called Maureen - she had Teddy Boy brother that worked 'On the Dust' - (rubbish/garbage collection) - called Winston - and soon enough I had managed to get employment from the council - as a Dustman - and worked for a decent wage for 3 months as a Dustman - just before people were required to put their garbage/rubbish in big plastic bags - all the trash outside all the many houses of suburban London at that time were in big galvanised tin cans/bins -

- initially I was hired to help clear the August bank holiday backlog of hot stinky flyblown rotting overflowing bins - manually from around these houses and into the fetid garbage truck - happy that I was so strong and fit - that I could work for hours - hopping on and off the truck - grabbing - hefting/shlepping and emptying hundreds of bins per day - and actually feel good about it -

 

[Unca Walt]

Storming Omaha Beach on D-Day, Story time with a World War 2 Veteran​

My beloved Unca Harry was there on Omaha Beach that day. His wedding present to me was the brass-knuckled trench knife that was on his hip as he went ashore.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning brothers and sisters!

A gorgeous clear day here starting at 32F and predicted to soar to 44F.

No A-fib yesterday nor this morning thus far and I'm about halfway through weaning off the DULoxetrine.

Monday if I haven't heard back from my cardiologist or pain specialist, I'm going to fire them both and find another. A week is long enough to wait for critical care.

 

[dogzter]

So Q is not a single shitposter but a group of shitposters?
Sorry I just have seen SO much ado about Q and all the rhetoric that never r actually pans out.
We had four years already zero deep staters charged,not one.
Swamp was much worse after first term.
Second terms team is already showing its try colors via musk censoring and harassing people for speech who disagree with them on his site.
Doge.........aint gonna save shit it will cost more money to create and run.
We are now about to be run by a team of salemen.

We get what we fucking deserve.
No ones coming to save us from ourselves we gotta do that.

 

[dogzter]

Good morning brothers and sisters! View attachment 19135111 View attachment 19135112

A gorgeous clear day here starting at 32F and predicted to soar to 44F.

No A-fib yesterday nor this morning thus far and I'm about halfway through weaning off the DULoxetrine.

Monday if I haven't heard back from my cardiologist or pain specialist, I'm going to fire them both and find another. A week is long enough to wait for critical care.

Amen brother wolf,they work for you!
WOOOOF!!!!

 

[dogzter]

Woke up spicy and with great exuberance this morning, bring it world!












Just bluffing world,please leave me be.

 

[Yarddog]

Gawd.

Wow. I missed that post. I’d be more selective about my “friends”

 

[D. B. Doober]

Good morning everybody
Snow here in Boston after midnight

 

[Yarddog]

Morning gang.
It’s going to drop around thirty degrees today. Starting now. Ash box is cleaned out and a fresh fire is going. I got to fix the roof on the quail aviary today. A half assed truss I slapped together failed and the roof is letting all the water run into the aviary.

And my store bought filters are failing in one of my 75 gallon tanks. Expensive and didn’t last two years. I’ll be making a DIY canister filter from a five gallon bucket this go round. Supposed to snow Tuesday. All the way down to Savanna, which is pretty much a historic event in ole Dixieland.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

My beloved Unca Harry was there on Omaha Beach that day. His wedding present to me was the brass-knuckled trench knife that was on his hip as he went ashore.

Lovely recollection of duty Walt

- Gets me a bit sad to think of all the trouble and strife previous generations had to go thru - just to get by -

- My own Grandfather escaped the Nazi's at Dunkirk - then was in North Africa - till the Anzio landings in Italy - where he picked up a buncha shrapnel on the beach - wasn't that seriously injured - so was good to go for the Normandy landings - where he was again injured and spent the rest of WW2 recovering in hospital -

Jack - (my Grandad) was only interested in growing vegetables - fruits - and flowers after the war - and worked for Surrey County Council making great floral displays for many decades - along roads and in parks - around these parts - but you could rarely get him to talk about what he'd seen in WW2 -

- Maybe only on a Sunday afternoon - when he'd had a few pints of bitter - down the Bonesgate pub - he'd open up - and give me some details -

 

[dogzter]

Lovely recollection of duty Walt

- Gets me a bit sad to think of all the trouble and strife previous generations had to go thru - just to get by -

- My own Grandfather escaped the Nazi's at Dunkirk - then was in North Africa - till the Anzio landings in Italy - where he picked up a buncha shrapnel on the beach - wasn't that seriously injured - so was good to go for the Normandy landings - where he was again injured and spent the rest of WW2 recovering in hospital -

Jack - (my Grandad) was only interested in growing vegetables - fruits - and flowers after the war - and worked for Surrey County Council making great floral displays for many decades - along roads and in parks - around these parts - but you could rarely get him to talk about what he'd seen in WW2 -

- Maybe only on a Sunday afternoon - when he'd had a few pints of bitter - down the Bonesgate pub - he'd open up - and give me some details -

Wonder if him and my Grandfather ever met he went though the African,Italian and European landings and theaters.
Airborne Ranger he did demolition work and killed Nazis........the real ones.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Wonder if him and my Grandfather ever met he went though the African,Italian and European landings and theaters.
Airborne Ranger he did demolition work and killed Nazis........the real ones.

Who knows? - wonders never cease - I'm sure the British Army got to know more than a few of their brothers in arms over the pond - during WW2 -

For sure the 'Yanks' (as the Brits called them) left their mark on the women of these British Isles - with many American servicemen having relationships with British gals - during and after the war - with many babies born - so alot of British military men away fighting - would worry about their wives and GF's taking up with the Yanks - while they were away fighting the Nazi's - but my Gramp's need not have worried - because Ruby (my Grandma) was there for him - with their 3 daughters - when he finally came home -

 

[Dime]

GM everyone,yes,the world is still crazy

UK Leftist Govt Blocks Law Banning Cousin Marriage.

Members of the ruling Labour Party in the United Kingdom have blocked attempts to outlaw marriage between first cousins, commonly seen among the country's

thenationalpulse.com

 

[Putembk]

A gorgeous clear day here starting at 32F and predicted to soar to 44F.

Minus 12 here…..gorgeous I don’t think so

 

[dogzter]

GM everyone,yes,the world is still crazy

UK Leftist Govt Blocks Law Banning Cousin Marriage.

Members of the ruling Labour Party in the United Kingdom have blocked attempts to outlaw marriage between first cousins, commonly seen among the country's

thenationalpulse.com

It's common in islam to hold onto family wealth via interfamily marriages and Allah alllows it so..........BOOM.

 

[Dime]

It's common in islam to hold onto family wealth via interfamily marriages and Allah alllows it so..........BOOM.

Allah is progressive

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Indoor kinda day coming. Change is coming…..feel it…..

 

[bigsur51]

So Q is not a single shitposter but a group of shitposters?
Sorry I just have seen SO much ado about Q and all the rhetoric that never r actually pans out.
We had four years already zero deep staters charged,not one.
Swamp was much worse after first term.
Second terms team is already showing its try colors via musk censoring and harassing people for speech who disagree with them on his site.
Doge.........aint gonna save shit it will cost more money to create and run.
We are now about to be run by a team of salemen.

We get what we fucking deserve.
No ones coming to save us from ourselves we gotta do that.