The Original O'l Farts Club.

[cola]

I had an extreme case of diverticulosis and diverticulitis...both hit me at the same time and I was admitted to the hospital...they opened me up and removed 6" from my colon...bastards left a hole and I go septis so bad I was treated for 19 days...I got no food and was given my last rights...to this day I still have issues due to a fuckin moron for a doctor...

Sepsis is no joke. No single cure for it. Sad to hear they botched you so and nearly caused you to pass. Many don't know how dangerouse it is being admitted into hospital. They're breeding grounds for infection. I try to stay far away.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Last time I wore a watch was the day I retired....15 years ago.

21 years ago for me after I had to have surgery on my left wrist for a cyst in a tendon.

I gave my Rolex to my daughter for her husband.

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Good afternoon OFC. Happy Saturday!!

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Dagnabbit, now I've just pissed my pants.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Do you have an Engrish app to translate?

I can spend ages howling with laughter at the Engrish server on reddit.

I have Kanji to English translation, but no Kanji keyboard to enter the text.

 

[SubGirl]

Are the programming instructions in Queens English?

Does it have to be paired with a smart phone?

Mine does. I have Apple Watch, Apple phone and Apple iPad. They all link up

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

I have Kanji to English translation, but no Kanji keyboard to enter the text.

Google translate on my phone lets me just photograph text to translate. Have you got that?

 

[SubGirl]

Mine does. I have Apple Watch, Apple phone and Apple iPad. They all link up

What brand did you get GW. Sometimes YouTube shares good advice better than online instructions cause you’re not the first to deal with the instruction issue

 

[SubGirl]

I think if your watch is LTE-equipped, you don’t need a smartphone

 

[Gray Wolf]

Google translate on my phone lets me just photograph text to translate. Have you got that?

No.

What brand did you get GW. Sometimes YouTube shares good advice better than online instructions cause you’re not the first to deal with the instruction issue

Smart Watch.

I also just noticed that it pairs with an Android 9.0 and above, but my Android is a 7.0.

 

[SubGirl]

No, just got done with snow detail. But don't worry Bum I wouldn't miss it for the world.

I am so glad I never started smoking. Just wasn't my thing.


Sorry to hear that OM. I get my (hopefully) last colonoscopy next year. Did one at 55 then 65 and now 75. The first two times I came out clean as a whistle. Hoping for the same result next year.


Boo, how many times have you been cut open? Or have you lost count......


Last time I wore a watch was the day I retired....15 years ago.


I don't need anybody or anything telling me what to do.....Mrs Pute is enough.

I’m with ya on that. Just as I would be sitting down for my night buzz, my watch would alert me that with just a 5 minute brisk walk, I could meet my goal of the day. Then when you did make a goal of one type or another, it would alert me with Yay and hats and horns. I don’t need all that strokage from my watch.

 

[jokerman]

I have diverticulosis, got to see it myself when they used a camera HD, it was a very clear view and could see the indentations clearly in the colon from the diverticulosis and how waste can get caught up in it and cause an infection.
That's one of the reasons I use fiber, so it can clean out the colon and prevent infections. I have not had a case of diverticulitis since understanding why it I got infections.

Food goes thru my system full bore like the Polish army

 

[Gray Wolf]

I’m with ya on that. Just as I would be sitting down for my night buzz, my watch would alert me that with just a 5 minute brisk walk, I could meet my goal of the day. Then when you did make a goal of one type or another, it would alert me with Yay and hats and horns. I don’t need all that strokage from my watch.

Does it have a mute or any way to tell it to shut up?

 

[Travis Kelcee]

I had an extreme case of diverticulosis and diverticulitis...both hit me at the same time and I was admitted to the hospital...they opened me up and removed 6" from my colon...bastards left a hole and I go septis so bad I was treated for 19 days...I got no food and was given my last rights...to this day I still have issues due to a fuckin moron for a doctor...

Mrs K had diverticulitis that ruptured her colon and caused her appendix to burst as a defense to the septis.

Same issue with a shitty doctor, with an overwhelming case of education arrogance. "I'm a doctor and you are not" douchebag. I had to beg the ER nurse to get another doctor. Her BP was 60/30 and I was watching her die.

The other doctor, a general surgeon, came in a looked at her and then rushed her to surgery. That Doctor and every other doctor who saw her afterward couldn't believe she survived. She ended up with a temp colostomy.

To this day I have a great disdain for anyone who feels the need to whip out their education credentials in a debate or disagreement.

The crazy part of it all was the letter the hospital sent her apologizing for the doctor's stupidity. A medical malpractice lawsuit on a silver platter. We didn't sue because we were just grateful she survived.

 

[SubGirl]

Does it have a mute or any way to tell it to shut up?

Yeah, leaving it in the bathroom drawer . Since I got it even if not charged my phone alerts me every night at 11:45 that it’s time to relax with a lullaby tune. It was my momma’s. It happened to land in my stack of stuff as my brother already had one. May use it again if I need the heart monitor tho. I can see it being handy for that unless I have a heart attack stressing out about it…

 

[jokerman]

I got the wife a fitbit sense 2 for her birthday last week, it's crazy the data she can get from it.

She loves it.

She now knows how many glasses of wine it takes to elevate her pulse and her body temperature by a degree.

She's pushing the limits tonight!

After I read your post ,I immediately contacted my other group " Electricians of this Galaxy" and after great discussion ,we will have a team obtaining a fitbit and see if it can in fact elevate certain impulses in addition to monitoring pulse.
We are working on that with two shifts.

 

[Goldhedge]

Here's an interesting post on the 'Q' phenomenon.
See if you can track what's about to go down.

Thread by @Jgt58maga on Thread Reader App

@Jgt58maga: Ok guys buckle up!! ***Disclaimer as in all my post I’m just trying to connect dots , this may not happen*** This one might be the biggest decode I’ve ever done. We all saw DJT’s post...

threadreaderapp.com

 

[Goldhedge]

I am so glad I never started smoking. Just wasn't my thing.

I never 'followed the crowd'.

I'm an outsider looking in.

I watch people.

 

[Unca Walt]

HOO BOY!! LOOKIT THIS!!

 

[Goldhedge]

What brand did you get GW. Sometimes YouTube shares good advice better than online instructions cause you’re not the first to deal with the instruction issue

Apple is the brand... were you meaning what version of device?

 

[jokerman]

Mrs K had diverticulitis that ruptured her colon and caused her appendix to burst as a defense to the septis.

Same issue with a shitty doctor, with an overwhelming case of education arrogance. "I'm a doctor and you are not" douchebag. I had to beg the ER nurse to get another doctor. Her BP was 60/30 and I was watching her die.

The other doctor, a general surgeon, came in a looked at her and then rushed her to surgery. That Doctor and every other doctor who saw her afterward couldn't believe she survived. She ended up with a temp colostomy.

To this day I have a great disdain for anyone who feels the need to whip out their education credentials in a debate or disagreement.

The crazy part of it all was the letter the hospital sent her apologizing for the doctor's stupidity. A medical malpractice lawsuit on a silver platter. We didn't sue because we were just grateful she survived.

I have a Goddaughter who has a PHD in Sociology ,you are better getting advice from a plumber.
She reminds you a lot about that degree.
MAKES ungodly money doing it,and not even leave the house
My "nephew" 34 triple board certified and just wants to talk about hunting and his new son.