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Goldhedge

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whoever gets up first please start the coffee and put in an extra scoop , we are gonna need it tomorrow
GROK: On January 16, 2025, in the United States, several notable events and holidays are scheduled:
  • Holidays and Observances:
    • National Fig Newton Day
    • National Without A Scalpel Day
    • Get To Know Your Customers Day
    • National Nothing Day
    • National Religious Freedom Day
  • Cultural and Sporting Events:
    • Washington, D.C. Events:
      • Various cultural and sporting events are scheduled in Washington, D.C., including theater performances like "Job" at Signature Theatre, which runs from January 28 to March 16, and the start of celebrations for the Lunar New Year from January 29 to February 12. Additionally, there are ice skating opportunities at several rinks around the city and the chance to catch live sports with the Washington Capitals, Wizards, or Go-Go teams.
  • Entertainment:
    • In New York City, there are music performances, comedy shows, film screenings, and more, with events like "The Flying Cloud Revue" at Le Poisson Rouge and "Bear1Boss" at Trans Pecos.
  • Notable Claims:
    • There's a claim from social media influencers and content creators that the world might face a global internet outage on January 16, 2025, based on a supposed prediction from "The Simpsons." However, this should be treated with skepticism as it's not supported by factual evidence or credible sources.

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  • General Calendar Information:
    • Various international and national days are observed, including appreciation for dragons, book publishers, and more. There's also a focus on health and wellness with days like National Good Teen Day and International Hot and Spicy Food Day.

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Please note, some of these events might have local significance or be part of broader celebrations extending beyond January 16. Always check local listings for exact times and locations, as events can change or be canceled.
 

Unca Walt

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420club
When I went to college one of my instructors told me when she took her drivers test, she didn't get out of the parking lot. As she jumped the curb and drove into the hedge. She failed and she wasn't even high.
My exquisitely gorgeous redhead had to get her drivers license when we were in Texas. Back then, the State Troopers gave the test.

Herself shows up in short-shorts. The Texas trooper gets in, takes one look at her, smiles and says:

"Relax, you're gonna pass. Now pull away from the curb, but be sure to signal first -- I'll be looking for that."

She drove around the block, and parking was sorta easy: She just pulled into the front of the building in the empty street and stopped in the "Park Here" spot.

At this time, she still thought the double line in the center of the road was for motorcycles. <-- A life-long family joke we laugh about today because she really did for a while. As a licensed driver.
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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Good morning venerable brothers and sisters of the sacred herb! Coffees on, passing left!
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I haven't been using concentrates since a week ago last Tuesday, but have started using the Volcano again lightly. Wow, I have been on concentrates so long that I had forgotten about lucid dreaming, which has come back in a flood!

Another cloudy day, starting at 34F and predicted to reach 41F.

Breakfast out this morning and then I will try to pull in the rest of the electrical bids.
 

cola

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Good Morning All (OF's):

Well, happy to say that my stomach cramps and intestinal malady was relatively short lived (whew) after a few visits to the porcelain receptacle. Taught me, once again, that when you smell something fishy, in what should be freshly cooked fresh fish, just say no and pass, and do without. We order diabetic plane meals simply because they're clean food, without any coverings. Usually they do a pretty good job on them, but not this time. Both meals both ways were sub-par. And, to think we skipped our wonderful planned crab and oyster buffet dinner before boarding, just to make sure there would be no stomach issues. Sometimes, somedays, they catch you both going and coming. Go figure.:LOL:

Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today is Thursday, and one day closer to the weekend on Friday. Will be glad for the break. TGIT!!

TGIT-Day Today! See you all tomorrow (again)! (y)::):LOL:
 

cola

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Welp. If your 'mornin Joe is not doing the entire trick this melody could help. Enjoy your cuppas all you friendly OF's.:giggle:
EDIT: This greeting goes for all you "not so friendliest OF's", or those that have not sufficient Joe to enjoy life yet too!
 
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SubGirl

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Good idea!
When I was a young apprentice, the old guys I was working with played a joke on me squeezing this mineral wool down in the engine room used in insulation making this smell like a nasty fart to watch my reaction. They did it until they got the reaction they wanted. “Jesus Joe, what thefuckdidyoueatlastnight?” The whole gang LOL when I finally spoke up and even the winner of the bet on how long I could take it before I said something was impressed. Was one of my favorite new apprentice jokes until I didn’t carry a tool bag anymore being even more funny coming from a female for some reason.
‘your stinky story reminded me of the great memory 😊
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