The Original O'l Farts Club.
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Goldhedge
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The "Casting Couch"...
Dime
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A Thespian
OleReynard
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You know of him, not the cartoon?
Top of the day to ya, OM
Not that cold here but the breeze makes it coldWe are 5/10 of a degree below freezing.
HI Mr.Pute
Morning OM. Thinking winter has arrived.We are 5/10 of a degree below freezing.
HI Mr.Pute
Four old friends were strolling down the street when they turned a corner and spotted a sign that read: "Old Timers Bar - ALL drinks 10 cents."
They exchanged surprised looks, hardly believing their eyes, and decided to check it out.
As they entered the bar, the bartender greeted them with a booming voice that carried across the room, “Come on in, gentlemen! Let me pour you a drink. What’ll it be?”
The bar was fully stocked, so each of the men ordered a martini.
In no time, the bartender presented them with four perfectly chilled martinis—shaken, not stirred—and said, “That’s 10 cents each, please.”
The men stared at the bartender in disbelief, then glanced at each other, grinning like kids on Christmas morning. They eagerly handed over 40 cents and sipped their martinis, marveling at their good fortune.
Unable to resist, they ordered another round. Once again, the bartender served up four flawless martinis and repeated, “That’s 40 cents, please.”
By now, they’d each had two martinis and hadn’t even spent a dollar. Their curiosity got the better of them.
One of the men finally spoke up. “How on earth can you afford to serve drinks this good for just 10 cents apiece?”
The bartender leaned against the bar with a smile. “Well, I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix. I always dreamed of owning a bar. Last year, I hit the lottery jackpot—$125 million! So I opened this place where every drink is 10 cents. Wine, liquor, beer—you name it, it’s all the same price.”
“Wow, that’s an incredible story!” one of the men said, raising his glass in admiration.
As they continued sipping their drinks, they noticed a group of seven people sitting quietly at the far end of the bar. None of them had drinks in front of them, and they hadn’t ordered anything the entire time.
One of the men gestured toward them and asked the bartender, “What’s the deal with those folks?”
The bartender chuckled. “Oh, them? They’re retirees from Florida. They’re waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half price
They exchanged surprised looks, hardly believing their eyes, and decided to check it out.
As they entered the bar, the bartender greeted them with a booming voice that carried across the room, “Come on in, gentlemen! Let me pour you a drink. What’ll it be?”
The bar was fully stocked, so each of the men ordered a martini.
In no time, the bartender presented them with four perfectly chilled martinis—shaken, not stirred—and said, “That’s 10 cents each, please.”
The men stared at the bartender in disbelief, then glanced at each other, grinning like kids on Christmas morning. They eagerly handed over 40 cents and sipped their martinis, marveling at their good fortune.
Unable to resist, they ordered another round. Once again, the bartender served up four flawless martinis and repeated, “That’s 40 cents, please.”
By now, they’d each had two martinis and hadn’t even spent a dollar. Their curiosity got the better of them.
One of the men finally spoke up. “How on earth can you afford to serve drinks this good for just 10 cents apiece?”
The bartender leaned against the bar with a smile. “Well, I’m a retired tailor from Phoenix. I always dreamed of owning a bar. Last year, I hit the lottery jackpot—$125 million! So I opened this place where every drink is 10 cents. Wine, liquor, beer—you name it, it’s all the same price.”
“Wow, that’s an incredible story!” one of the men said, raising his glass in admiration.
As they continued sipping their drinks, they noticed a group of seven people sitting quietly at the far end of the bar. None of them had drinks in front of them, and they hadn’t ordered anything the entire time.
One of the men gestured toward them and asked the bartender, “What’s the deal with those folks?”
The bartender chuckled. “Oh, them? They’re retirees from Florida. They’re waiting for Happy Hour, when drinks are half price
The cartoon is what I thought of.
he is flying/fleeing to Ireland before Jan 20
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Last day is the 20th........merely coincidence you filthy conspiracists.
Bubbas first vet vist today should be fun finally get a official weight on him cuz my guessers pegged out.
dogzter
Drapetomaniac
Hello @oldmaninbc !
Cold here today as well high of 24.
Cold here today as well high of 24.
OleReynard
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High of low digits today maybe 11°
Now they sprang some snow on us for Thursday.
Made Chilli today, when I got back from chasing fish lures at fleet farm
rearranged tackle box with the new gear I got.
Folks coming up Sunday to stay for a while.
Chiro tomorrow what I did last week is rearing it's ugly head from hip to bottom of rib cage.
I could tell when I did it.
Tuesday appt with doc for shoulders, pretty sure mri's are in order. It's bad enough at times should be in a sling.
Bought all this gear for ice fishing and might not be able to go, that'd really piss me off
Now they sprang some snow on us for Thursday.
Made Chilli today, when I got back from chasing fish lures at fleet farm
rearranged tackle box with the new gear I got.
Folks coming up Sunday to stay for a while.
Chiro tomorrow what I did last week is rearing it's ugly head from hip to bottom of rib cage.
I could tell when I did it.
Tuesday appt with doc for shoulders, pretty sure mri's are in order. It's bad enough at times should be in a sling.
Bought all this gear for ice fishing and might not be able to go, that'd really piss me off
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OleReynard
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Well just looked at the weather, it's heat wave 15°
Jumped up percentage from 20 to 40% for snow on Thursday
Jumped up percentage from 20 to 40% for snow on Thursday
OleReynard
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Good afternoon folks, I woke up this morning to 39°,.. we never get that low in Florida, but it was a nice break. I took the 62 impala in to get the bullet hole welded up and hammered out and now I gotta go back in town to my doctor. The boys love the weather and they’re out there being quite frisky. I am getting my moneys worth out of my fireplace this year. We don’t use them in Florida too often so it’s nice to see the flames flicker…I’m outta here…
Goldhedge
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127 Lbs?Last day is the 20th........merely coincidence you filthy conspiracists.
Bubbas first vet vist today should be fun finally get a official weight on him cuz my guessers pegged out.
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