The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

Hi SubGirl!

I thought he was just really really slow at picking apples... like me. (I didn't realise a bear had eaten them)
I'm slow at picking apples because that's my yearly "ah FFS do you really want me to do that?" job.

Takes me 2 days to do our tree because, well... fuck picking apples. I hate it.

Now you mention bears and picking apples with a gun, it sounds cool!
I want a job picking apples with my rightful bear arms and a machine gun.

Grrrrrizzzzly.

I would love to have an apple tree. If I lived closer, I would help pick them for free apples

 

[SubGirl]

sounds just like picking pecans

I thought it was an easy job until I did it

Did you have one of these?

 

[Putembk]

What’s it smell like big? You’re always asking…

How does it smoke?

 

[Goldhedge]

Tomorrow is going to be interesting...

 

[Goldhedge]

damn, I hate it when the end of a finger splits and leaves you with a check...sombitch is sore and gets hit doing anything...

Superglue and the gauze from inside a bandaide will allow it to heal in a few days.

 

[Goldhedge]

Another thing that really works is Working Hands cream.

Use sparingly before bed, or anytime really.

 

[Boo]

Superglue and the gauze from inside a bandaide will allow it to heal in a few days.

I made a thumb wrap bandage and put Neosporin on it last night and because I’ve kept it moist It doesn’t bother me at all today… if all issues in life were resolved so easily… I live in Florida where air-conditioning is everywhere and along with that dry air comes skin issues… it’s a far cry better than a hammer on the thumb…

 

[Goldhedge]

exculpatory evidence

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Scatologically speaking didja happen to poke through it to figure out what the bear was munching on?

 

[Gray Wolf]

I made a thumb wrap bandage and put Neosporin on it last night and because I’ve kept it moist It doesn’t bother me at all today… if all issues in life were resolved so easily… I live in Florida where air-conditioning is everywhere and along with that dry air comes skin issues… it’s a far cry better than a hammer on the thumb…

I once smacked my middle finger on my left so hard with a 20oz framing hammer that it split open and left a blood starburst on the board. It took years to get the feeling back.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Scatologically speaking didja happen to poke through it to figure out what the bear was munching on?

The last one I poked through had a Snickers candy bar wrapper in it.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Did you have one of these?
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We did it the old fashion way with our hands one at a time. Flailing the tree first was the most work.

 

[Putembk]

Another thing that really works is Working Hands cream.

Use sparingly before bed, or anytime really.

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Yup, that works wonders.

 

[SubGirl]

How does it smoke?

Tastes like apples I’ll bet

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

We did it the old fashion way with our hands one at a time

This line has just had me in fits of giggles.

 

[Putembk]

All work in the garden is finally done. Got cleaned up and now gonna get wasted and watch football.

Tastes like apples I’ll bet

Thinking it needs a nice long cure. We have strains called Dog Shit, Cat Piss and we might as well have Bear Spunk.....

 

[Putembk]

This line has just had me in fits of giggles.

Switch Hitter?

 

[pop_rocks]

Did you have one of these?
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that is a sweet contraption and i know ive seen it somewhere before

G-13...
BINGO!!

 

[Putembk]

Still in the 20's here. At least the sun is shining.

 

[Putembk]

that is a sweet contraption and i know ive seen it somewhere before

G-13...
BINGO!!

I have never even seen one.

 

[BumSplodgeBrownPants]

Switch Hitter?

Do they wear gloves on just one hand?

I've learnt everything I know about baseball from you folks on this thread. I am forever grateful.

When does the season start again?