The Original O'l Farts Club.

[SubGirl]

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98.6 is normal but nobody said you were normal so there’s that. Hope you’re feeling better doober.

 

[Gray Wolf]

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Rectal?

 

[SubGirl]

mornin’ folks….
clear and 40o….
all those snacks thinking you got Scooby Doo as a house guest boo….
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Dutch and Ivan love scooby snacks.

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

if I lived in the countryside - I wouldn't have to always walk around with several little mauve coloured nappy/diaper plastic sacks - in my pockets - the foliage would be grateful for the fertiliser - and I wouldn't get that odd quizzical look from my dog - as if to say 'Why are you always collecting my poo - and putting it in mauve coloured nappy sacks?' -

 

[Gray Wolf]

if I lived in the countryside - I wouldn't have to always walk around with several little mauve coloured nappy/diaper plastic sacks - in my pockets - the foliage would be grateful for the fertiliser - and I wouldn't get that odd quizzical look from my dog - as if to say 'Why are you always collecting my poo - and putting it in mauve coloured nappy sacks?' -

Growing up in the countryside, I learned to watch where I stepped.

 

[SubGirl]

if I lived in the countryside - I wouldn't have to always walk around with several little mauve coloured nappy/diaper plastic sacks - in my pockets - the foliage would be grateful for the fertiliser - and I wouldn't get that odd quizzical look from my dog - as if to say 'Why are you always collecting my poo - and putting it in mauve coloured nappy sacks?' -

We get that same look. My Arlo I’m convinced gives me an obligatory tiny poop just because he knows I want to collect it

 

[Littleleaf]

event ATM 50mph gusts the high for the day was 53f @6am will be in the 20's the rest of it. Windchills in the negatives. Winter is finally here.... OH JOY

F-ed up the tractor putting it back together. Today I find out how much it's going to cost me $$$.oo

enjoy your day.... mine already sucks

 

[Yarddog]

Ms

Good morning everybody
I believe the Patriots are on today? I fell asleep during the national anthem on the Bengals game.
Still sick. Not letting it hold me back though.

haven’t watched a game on tv in ten years. Maybe more. I enjoy a good high school game a few times a year.

 

[Yarddog]

Sheep shit is pretty much the best you can step in. Dog and cat po is likely the worst. Unless you live in a democratic large city. Then there is people shit to avoid on the sidewalks.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Sheep shit is pretty much the best you can step in. Dog and cat po is likely the worst. Unless you live in a democratic large city. Then there is people shit to avoid on the sidewalks.

Nothing like a fresh cow pie barefooted!

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[OleReynard]

Nothing like a fresh cow pie barefooted!

Only if it's cold and you're bare footed

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

 

[Putembk]

Growing up we had horses and my brothers and me used to have horse turd fights. Everything was fine until I hit my bug brother right smack in his mouth…. He beat the crap out of me.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

stepped in plenty, but spring berries bear splat…..whole damn boot sank in…. hounds got lunch…

 

[Putembk]

Morning OFC. Dusting of snow last night. Another cold day here.

 

[Mtn. Nectar]

pweeeese Unca…. for da team….

 

[dogzter]

Fuckin run Unca!!!!