The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Good morning and Happy New Year



Wife and I went out for supper last night came home hungry.
Sent mine back, the wife has been up most of the night.
Then the waitress had the nerve to snub us.
Ordered baked Manicotti came to me burnt on both ends of the dish so maybe a half could be eaten.
B had some kind of shrimp scallop diddy and was on the toilet most of the night.
80$ spent on a waste.
Didn't pay for mine, so that was 3 drinks 2 of which were doubles.
2 salads and 1 meal

That's it of it for me going out.

The old order shrimp scampi and get diarrhea trick eh..........bastards.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

10 folks in New Orleans didn't

+30

Get out of cities

 

[Littleleaf]

Morning

Looks like most made it to the new year.

The plan is to make all new mistakes as the old ones are outdated,..

Frost on the cows this morning. A weird sight I'm telling ya.

enjoy

 

[Travis Kelcee]

 

[Unca Walt]

Haha, it’s weed mixed with mullein, sometimes the same weed that goes in my kief. So it’s a weak joint with just a little weed in it rolled in a cone joint. The mullein is very smooth to smoke even alone and is said to have health benefits. I sent you some once with a package so you could share with the witch but you prolly re smoked them in your rig just thinking my weed was no good. .
My girls that don’t smoke weed like them so they don’t get “too high”. Just get silly laughing. (I really think it’s the wine…) but they have fun with them. I always keep mullein around to make them.
good morning Unca and Happy New Year to you and your beautiful witch

Gawd luv yer bones, Subbie. Since I am the equivalent of some ragged dork in an alley who cannot discern any difference between Red Lady and Chateau LaFitte du Rothschild, I DO remember what looked like a cigarette... which I took apart and used in my bubbler/rebreather thingy so as not to have any smoke at all ever escape to the atmosphere without going through Unca Walt.

Din' know what it was. An' now I is edducated. I din' know you had mullein in it. I thought that mullein was an Injun remedy plant for sore throat and such. Din' know it had any "weedie" properties. Sumpin new every day.

My Darling Witch will not touch weed in any form. So there was no way Herself would have tried it under any circumstances.

 

[Putembk]

10 folks in New Orleans didn't

I am surprised more of that didn’t happen last night…..crazy idiots.

 

[SubGirl]

Gawd luv yer bones, Subbie. Since I am the equivalent of some ragged dork in an alley who cannot discern any difference between Red Lady and Chateau LaFitte du Rothschild, I DO remember what looked like a cigarette... which I took apart and used in my bubbler/rebreather thingy so as not to have any smoke at all ever escape to the atmosphere without going through Unca Walt.

Din' know what it was. An' now I is edducated. I din' know you had mullein in it. I thought that mullein was an Injun remedy plant for sore throat and such. Din' know it had any "weedie" properties. Sumpin new every day.

My Darling Witch will not touch weed in any form. So there was no way Herself would have tried it under any circumstances.

Mullein Tea & Asthma: Is Mullein Good For The Lungs? - Treat Asthma at Home

If you have asthma like I do, then you probably do whatever you can to take your inhaler less. I’ve found that drinking tea regularly is important for my lung health and my health overall, and it helps me do just that. I recently read about mullein tea, which is often used medicinally for...

www.treatasthmaathome.com

some say that smoking it is good for your lungs. Also may folks make tea outta it.

it has no weed properties other than it’s a plant.

 

[dogzter]

I am surprised more of that didn’t happen last night…..crazy idiots.

I am all for it and fully support them in their quest to be the realest.

 

[Unca Walt]

Good morning venerable brothers and sisters and fellow pooters! View attachment 19124330 View attachment 19124331

Cloudy with rain today starting at 39F and predicted to reach 45F.

Housekeepers due today so me and the slick sly pup will be headed for Fernhill dog park to socialize and sniff butts.

My webmaster rescheduled for this morning to set up my new computer to print Auto Cad from my desktop.

I received another fraud attempt threatening to out my errant ways if I don't pay blackmail. See attached:

XXXXXXXXX

I know that calling XXXXXXXX or visiting XXXXXXXXXXXX would be a effective way to contact you if you don't take action. Don't even try to escape from this. You've no idea what I'm capable of in Portland.

I suggest you read this message carefully. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. We're talking about something serious here, and I ain't playing games. You don't know me whereas I know you very well and you must be wondering how, correct?

Well, you've been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and venturing into the darker corners of cyberspace. I actually installed a Malware on a porn website and you accessed it to watch(know what I mean?).

When you were busy watching those videos, your smartphone started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) which provided me total control over your device. I can look at everything on your screen, flick on your cam and mic, and you wouldn't have a clue. Oh, and I've got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is just your hard luck that I saw your blunder. I put in more days than I should have exploring into your life. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I've seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I've got footage of you doing embarrassing things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there's the videos you had been watching, and on the other part, its your vacant face. With simply a single click, I can send this filth to every single of your contacts.

I feel your worry and confusion. In good faith, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and let you get on with your life and forget you ever existed. I am about to provide you two alternatives.

First Option is to turn a blind eye to this mail. Let me tell you what will happen if you select this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video is straight fire, and I can't even fathom the humiliation you'll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that's life, ain't it? Don't be playing the victim here.

Other wise choice is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We’ll name this my “keep the secret feeâ€. Now let me tell you what will happen when you go with this way out. Your dirty secret will remain your secret. I will destroy all the data and evidence once you come through with the payment. You'll send the payment by Bitcoins only. I want you to know I'm aiming for a win-win here. My word is my bond.

Transfer Amount: $2000

BITCOIN ADDRESS: bc1qwwy6aqpv7knpysy4awfxqht5p0ejkcvrx04hn5

Let me tell ya, it's peanuts for your peace.

And of course: You got one day to sort this out and I will only accept Bitcoin. I have a specific pixel within this mail, and at this moment I've been notified that you've read through this e mail. This email and Bitcoin address are custom-made for you, untraceable. If you are unfamiliar with Bitcoin, google it. You can buy it online or through a Bitcoin ATM in your neighborhood. There's no point in replying to this email or negotiating, it's pointless my price is fixed. As soon as you send the complete payment, my system will inform me and I will wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Remember if I suspect that you've shared or discussed this mail with anyone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts and I will post a physical tape to all of your neighborhood next week. And don't even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings, I already have all your data. I don't make mistakes, James.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren't as useless as they seem. Now, I am waiting for my payment..

That is annoying. And presumptuous. Where is our FBI?

I would publish the letter in a newspaper. Several.

 

[Putembk]

15 fargin degrees outside…..needs it warm up……I need to do my daily walk.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Mullein Tea & Asthma: Is Mullein Good For The Lungs? - Treat Asthma at Home

If you have asthma like I do, then you probably do whatever you can to take your inhaler less. I’ve found that drinking tea regularly is important for my lung health and my health overall, and it helps me do just that. I recently read about mullein tea, which is often used medicinally for...

www.treatasthmaathome.com

some say that smoking it is good for your lungs. Also may folks make tea outta it.
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it has no weed properties other than it’s a plant.

Vaping lavender is supposed to be good for the lungs also

 

[dogzter]

That is annoying. And presumptuous. Where is our FBI?

I would publish the letter in a newspaper. Several.

I would try and set up a meet face to face.

 

[Putembk]

That is annoying. And presumptuous. Where is our FBI?

It all charges in 3 weeks

 

[SubGirl]

Did a bunch of labs yesterday and saw my doctor today.
Two years ago this time I was in complete renal failure and only had abojt 13% liver function.
Today my liver and kidneys have full function with zero loss.......pretty nice way to end the year.
Got some new yogurt that has a heavy cream layer on top and with a dab of crystallized honey its amazeballs.
Happy New Year errybody!

That’s great news dog. Enjoy your new years yogurt and happy new year to y’all

 

[dogzter]

Finally got to the store and uppotted the mli x ak only a little stunting should bounce back ok.

 

[SubGirl]

Flower tent looking nice. Still have 2-3 weeks to go I think tho but buds on both plants are super hard with weight.
TT

spice girls

 

[dogzter]

Flower tent looking nice. Still have 2-3 weeks to go I think tho but buds on both plants are super hard with weight.
TT

spice girls

I was squeezing the TT in flower this morning extremely frosty and finally getting a little smell to them.
Definitely holding her own so far getting some purple in the leaves.

 

[SubGirl]

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Finally got to the store and uppotted the mli x ak only a little stunting should bounce back ok.

They look real nice. What about the runt? Late start?

 

[dogzter]

That’s great news dog. Enjoy your new years yogurt and happy new year to y’all

That yogurt was spectacular called Alexanders 6% cream on top.

 

[SubGirl]

I was squeezing the TT in flower this morning extremely frosty and finally getting a little smell to them.
Definitely holding her own so far getting some purple in the leaves.

They smell really nice in bloom dog…

and rock hard buds too. I’m sure you will love them.