The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gypsy Nirvana]

'Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day may be enough to reduce the risk of cognitive decline especially in people with atrial fibrillation (AF) who are vulnerable to the disease'

Here's an interesting article from today's news @Unca Walt

Researchers find shock number of daily coffees could ward off dementia

Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day may be enough to reduce your risk of cognitive decline especially in people with atrial fibrillation (AF) who are vulnerable to dementia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Unca Walt]

Unca Walt will have a front row seat

my bet is he will do like most of us tonight

me in a few minutes


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Each year, a guy a coupla hunnert yards north of Chateau Sneakydicker blows up a minimum of $5K in serious fireworks. Not the fizzy little rocket shit; we're talkin' light-up-the-night pro stuff.

This year, I never noticed. Witchie-Poo and Hisself were snoring.

Of course, old parts got me awake and out of the shower by 2AM.

Ah, well, that means I am starting off the New Year by jumping into it early.

 

[Unca Walt]

'Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day may be enough to reduce the risk of cognitive decline especially in people with atrial fibrillation (AF) who are vulnerable to the disease'

Here's an interesting article from today's news @Unca Walt

Researchers find shock number of daily coffees could ward off dementia

Drinking up to five cups of coffee a day may be enough to reduce your risk of cognitive decline especially in people with atrial fibrillation (AF) who are vulnerable to dementia.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Now that is something that I do not understand: It is a known fact that caffeine can/will trigger A-fib.

So drinking over a quart of coffee every day will keep you smart, but it will certainly kill you quick.

Not drinking coffee will leave you as a stand-in for one of the Three Stooges.

I prefer a steady and heavy intake of fresh blueberries <-- known to help resist cognitive decline.

 

[Unca Walt]

Did a bunch of labs yesterday and saw my doctor today.
Two years ago this time I was in complete renal failure and only had abojt 13% liver function.
Today my liver and kidneys have full function with zero loss.......pretty nice way to end the year.
Got some new yogurt that has a heavy cream layer on top and with a dab of crystallized honey its amazeballs.
Happy New Year errybody!

That is fantastic news. HAPPY NEW YEAR!! Grand way to start 2025

 

[Unca Walt]

Auto-correct has become my worst enema.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good morning venerable brothers and sisters and fellow pooters!

Cloudy with rain today starting at 39F and predicted to reach 45F.

Housekeepers due today so me and the slick sly pup will be headed for Fernhill dog park to socialize and sniff butts.

My webmaster rescheduled for this morning to set up my new computer to print Auto Cad from my desktop.

I received another fraud attempt threatening to out my errant ways if I don't pay blackmail. See attached:

XXXXXXXXX

I know that calling XXXXXXXX or visiting XXXXXXXXXXXX would be a effective way to contact you if you don't take action. Don't even try to escape from this. You've no idea what I'm capable of in Portland.

I suggest you read this message carefully. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. We're talking about something serious here, and I ain't playing games. You don't know me whereas I know you very well and you must be wondering how, correct?

Well, you've been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and venturing into the darker corners of cyberspace. I actually installed a Malware on a porn website and you accessed it to watch(know what I mean?).

When you were busy watching those videos, your smartphone started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) which provided me total control over your device. I can look at everything on your screen, flick on your cam and mic, and you wouldn't have a clue. Oh, and I've got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is just your hard luck that I saw your blunder. I put in more days than I should have exploring into your life. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I've seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I've got footage of you doing embarrassing things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there's the videos you had been watching, and on the other part, its your vacant face. With simply a single click, I can send this filth to every single of your contacts.

I feel your worry and confusion. In good faith, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and let you get on with your life and forget you ever existed. I am about to provide you two alternatives.

First Option is to turn a blind eye to this mail. Let me tell you what will happen if you select this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video is straight fire, and I can't even fathom the humiliation you'll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that's life, ain't it? Don't be playing the victim here.

Other wise choice is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We’ll name this my “keep the secret feeâ€. Now let me tell you what will happen when you go with this way out. Your dirty secret will remain your secret. I will destroy all the data and evidence once you come through with the payment. You'll send the payment by Bitcoins only. I want you to know I'm aiming for a win-win here. My word is my bond.

Transfer Amount: $2000

BITCOIN ADDRESS: bc1qwwy6aqpv7knpysy4awfxqht5p0ejkcvrx04hn5

Let me tell ya, it's peanuts for your peace.

And of course: You got one day to sort this out and I will only accept Bitcoin. I have a specific pixel within this mail, and at this moment I've been notified that you've read through this e mail. This email and Bitcoin address are custom-made for you, untraceable. If you are unfamiliar with Bitcoin, google it. You can buy it online or through a Bitcoin ATM in your neighborhood. There's no point in replying to this email or negotiating, it's pointless my price is fixed. As soon as you send the complete payment, my system will inform me and I will wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Remember if I suspect that you've shared or discussed this mail with anyone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts and I will post a physical tape to all of your neighborhood next week. And don't even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings, I already have all your data. I don't make mistakes, James.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren't as useless as they seem. Now, I am waiting for my payment..

 

[flylowgethigh]

Good morning venerable brothers and sisters and fellow pooters! View attachment 19124330 View attachment 19124331

Cloudy with rain today starting at 39F and predicted to reach 45F.

Housekeepers due today so me and the slick sly pup will be headed for Fernhill dog park to socialize and sniff butts.

My webmaster rescheduled for this morning to set up my new computer to print Auto Cad from my desktop.

I received another fraud attempt threatening to out my errant ways if I don't pay blackmail. See attached:

XXXXXXXXX

I know that calling XXXXXXXX or visiting XXXXXXXXXXXX would be a effective way to contact you if you don't take action. Don't even try to escape from this. You've no idea what I'm capable of in Portland.

I suggest you read this message carefully. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. We're talking about something serious here, and I ain't playing games. You don't know me whereas I know you very well and you must be wondering how, correct?

Well, you've been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and venturing into the darker corners of cyberspace. I actually installed a Malware on a porn website and you accessed it to watch(know what I mean?).

When you were busy watching those videos, your smartphone started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) which provided me total control over your device. I can look at everything on your screen, flick on your cam and mic, and you wouldn't have a clue. Oh, and I've got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is just your hard luck that I saw your blunder. I put in more days than I should have exploring into your life. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I've seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I've got footage of you doing embarrassing things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there's the videos you had been watching, and on the other part, its your vacant face. With simply a single click, I can send this filth to every single of your contacts.

I feel your worry and confusion. In good faith, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and let you get on with your life and forget you ever existed. I am about to provide you two alternatives.

First Option is to turn a blind eye to this mail. Let me tell you what will happen if you select this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video is straight fire, and I can't even fathom the humiliation you'll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that's life, ain't it? Don't be playing the victim here.

Other wise choice is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We’ll name this my “keep the secret feeâ€. Now let me tell you what will happen when you go with this way out. Your dirty secret will remain your secret. I will destroy all the data and evidence once you come through with the payment. You'll send the payment by Bitcoins only. I want you to know I'm aiming for a win-win here. My word is my bond.

Transfer Amount: $2000

BITCOIN ADDRESS: bc1qwwy6aqpv7knpysy4awfxqht5p0ejkcvrx04hn5

Let me tell ya, it's peanuts for your peace.

And of course: You got one day to sort this out and I will only accept Bitcoin. I have a specific pixel within this mail, and at this moment I've been notified that you've read through this e mail. This email and Bitcoin address are custom-made for you, untraceable. If you are unfamiliar with Bitcoin, google it. You can buy it online or through a Bitcoin ATM in your neighborhood. There's no point in replying to this email or negotiating, it's pointless my price is fixed. As soon as you send the complete payment, my system will inform me and I will wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Remember if I suspect that you've shared or discussed this mail with anyone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts and I will post a physical tape to all of your neighborhood next week. And don't even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings, I already have all your data. I don't make mistakes, James.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren't as useless as they seem. Now, I am waiting for my payment..

You are in real trouble now Mr GrayWolf!

 

[jokerman]

Happy New Year - 2025 to all! - just keep on keeping on - every day is a blessing
- all it takes is peace - love - and understanding -

perhaps a little weed too

 

[jokerman]

Speak for yourself. I was never able to even sell a newspaper subscription. I couldn't sell pardons in a women's prison. I tried to sell a new soft drink: 6UP

we could use a greeter like Walmart

 

[jokerman]

Good morning venerable brothers and sisters and fellow pooters! View attachment 19124330 View attachment 19124331

Cloudy with rain today starting at 39F and predicted to reach 45F.

Housekeepers due today so me and the slick sly pup will be headed for Fernhill dog park to socialize and sniff butts.

My webmaster rescheduled for this morning to set up my new computer to print Auto Cad from my desktop.

I received another fraud attempt threatening to out my errant ways if I don't pay blackmail. See attached:

XXXXXXXXX

I know that calling XXXXXXXX or visiting XXXXXXXXXXXX would be a effective way to contact you if you don't take action. Don't even try to escape from this. You've no idea what I'm capable of in Portland.

I suggest you read this message carefully. Take a moment to chill, breathe, and analyze it thoroughly. We're talking about something serious here, and I ain't playing games. You don't know me whereas I know you very well and you must be wondering how, correct?

Well, you've been treading on thin ice with your browsing habits, scrolling through those videos and venturing into the darker corners of cyberspace. I actually installed a Malware on a porn website and you accessed it to watch(know what I mean?).

When you were busy watching those videos, your smartphone started out functioning as a RDP (Remote Control) which provided me total control over your device. I can look at everything on your screen, flick on your cam and mic, and you wouldn't have a clue. Oh, and I've got access to all your emails, contacts, and social media accounts too.

Been keeping tabs on your pathetic existence for a while now. It is just your hard luck that I saw your blunder. I put in more days than I should have exploring into your life. Extracted quite a bit of juicy info from your system. and I've seen it all. Yeah, Yeah, I've got footage of you doing embarrassing things in your house (nice setup, by the way). I then developed videos and screenshots where on one side of the screen, there's the videos you had been watching, and on the other part, its your vacant face. With simply a single click, I can send this filth to every single of your contacts.

I feel your worry and confusion. In good faith, I am willing to wipe the slate clean, and let you get on with your life and forget you ever existed. I am about to provide you two alternatives.

First Option is to turn a blind eye to this mail. Let me tell you what will happen if you select this option. I will send your video to all of your contacts. The video is straight fire, and I can't even fathom the humiliation you'll endure when your colleagues, friends, and fam check it out. But hey, that's life, ain't it? Don't be playing the victim here.

Other wise choice is to pay me, and be confidential about it. We’ll name this my “keep the secret feeâ€. Now let me tell you what will happen when you go with this way out. Your dirty secret will remain your secret. I will destroy all the data and evidence once you come through with the payment. You'll send the payment by Bitcoins only. I want you to know I'm aiming for a win-win here. My word is my bond.

Transfer Amount: $2000

BITCOIN ADDRESS: bc1qwwy6aqpv7knpysy4awfxqht5p0ejkcvrx04hn5

Let me tell ya, it's peanuts for your peace.

And of course: You got one day to sort this out and I will only accept Bitcoin. I have a specific pixel within this mail, and at this moment I've been notified that you've read through this e mail. This email and Bitcoin address are custom-made for you, untraceable. If you are unfamiliar with Bitcoin, google it. You can buy it online or through a Bitcoin ATM in your neighborhood. There's no point in replying to this email or negotiating, it's pointless my price is fixed. As soon as you send the complete payment, my system will inform me and I will wipe out all the dirt I got on you. Remember if I suspect that you've shared or discussed this mail with anyone else, the video will instantly start getting sent to your contacts and I will post a physical tape to all of your neighborhood next week. And don't even think about turning off your phone or resetting it to factory settings, I already have all your data. I don't make mistakes, James.

Honestly, those online tips about covering your camera aren't as useless as they seem. Now, I am waiting for my payment..

Please give them my email address
Im fluent in insults for scam artists and have the ability to figure out their nationality and insult with out barriers

 

[OleReynard]

Now that is something that I do not understand: It is a known fact that caffeine can/will trigger A-fib.

So drinking over a quart of coffee every day will keep you smart, but it will certainly kill you quick.

Not drinking coffee will leave you as a stand-in for one of the Three Stooges.

I prefer a steady and heavy intake of fresh blueberries <-- known to help resist cognitive decline.

Do you eat Blueberry soup, old Nordic dish

 

[Travis Kelcee]

God morning all and happy New Year

 

[SubGirl]

Oh dear... Pore ole Unca is out in the cold again. I happen to have a pair of sissy sticks from my stomping through the woods days.

I would have one helluva time keeping them lit. Mine are aluminum and rubber.

WTF is a @SubGirl "sissy stick" for smokers that don't smoke? [/cherry OFF]

Haha, it’s weed mixed with mullein, sometimes the same weed that goes in my kief. So it’s a weak joint with just a little weed in it rolled in a cone joint. The mullein is very smooth to smoke even alone and is said to have health benefits. I sent you some once with a package so you could share with the witch but you prolly re smoked them in your rig just thinking my weed was no good. .
My girls that don’t smoke weed like them so they don’t get “too high”. Just get silly laughing. (I really think it’s the wine…) but they have fun with them. I always keep mullein around to make them.
good morning Unca and Happy New Year to you and your beautiful witch

 

[jokerman]

Good Morning Folks

 

[Countryboy]

Good morning and Happy New Year! I gonna get some cinnamon rolls in the oven and bacon frying. hope everyone has a great day!

peace

 

[OleReynard]

Good morning and Happy New Year



Wife and I went out for supper last night came home hungry.
Sent mine back, the wife has been up most of the night.
Then the waitress had the nerve to snub us.
Ordered baked Manicotti came to me burnt on both ends of the dish so maybe a half could be eaten.
B had some kind of shrimp scallop diddy and was on the toilet most of the night.
80$ spent on a waste.
Didn't pay for mine, so that was 3 drinks 2 of which were doubles.
2 salads and 1 meal

That's it of it for me going out.

 

[SubGirl]

Good morning and Happy New Year



Wife and I went out for supper last night came home hungry.
Sent mine back, the wife has been up most of the night.
Then the waitress had the nerve to snub us.
Ordered baked Manicotti came to me burnt on both ends of the dish so maybe a half could be eaten.
B had some kind of shrimp scallop diddy and was on the toilet most of the night.
80$ spent on a waste.
Didn't pay for mine, so that was 3 drinks 2 of which were doubles.
2 salads and 1 meal

That's it of it for me going out.

Hope the wife is feeling better this morning. Sorry yall had a lousy meal

 

[Putembk]

How much do they charge…

 

[Putembk]

Happy New Year OFC. Hope everyone survived.

 

[Countryboy]

Happy New Year OFC. Hope everyone survived.

10 folks in New Orleans didn't