OleReynard
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Sounds to be under staffed, get itThat's what I keep telling the wife.
Sounds to be under staffed, get itThat's what I keep telling the wife.
Mia has her cage and when its open ( most of the time) she puts her little ass over and does her business.Ya can't house-break a bird or a monkey
Just the tip.Sounds to be under staffed, get it
What did the Leper say to the prostitute?Just the tip.
My aunt had a pomeranian and it was a mean little dog and it ran the house,it bit me a cple times and the second time I picked it up by the scruff and held it suspended and it went nuts then realized it had no options and it was my buddy after that.https://www.icmag.com/attachments/artboard-1-5-png.19122711/
I waited in "catch-up" silence regarding the strange weiner dog behavior quote.
I happen to know that daschunds are MANY times more likely to bite their owners (or anyfukkinbody else) than any other breed on earth.
They are basically untrainable in that area.
Short "Don't fuk with Unca" story:
I was walking along on a sidewalk wearing shorts. A daschhund came running up behind me and bit me on the calf of my left leg. The first inkling I had there was a dog around is when he bit me.
I turned, and punted the little piece of shit. Got him so perfectly, he went completely across the street to the sidewalk on the other side. Dead on arrival.
Over the years we had 4 Pomeranians. Stubborn, independent and hard to train…..just like Me…..loved them all.My aunt had a pomeranian and it was a mean little dog and it ran the house,it bit me a cple times and the second time I picked it up by the scruff and held it suspended and it went nuts then realized it had no options and it was my buddy after that.
My grannies yorkie muppet was the same way.My aunt had a pomeranian and it was a mean little dog and it ran the house,it bit me a cple times and the second time I picked it up by the scruff and held it suspended and it went nuts then realized it had no options and it was my buddy after that.
Some people treat their dogs better than their kids,they laugh when the dog jumps and steals their food but flip out if their kid sat in their place and started eating their food.My grannies yorkie muppet was the same way.
She absolutely adored being treated like a dog sadly I was the only one who did it.
Muppet didn't like motorcycles even if they were just sitting there so when Grammy came over the bikes had to go around back or next door.
That's a level of pull I respect in a lapdog.
Ah, OklahomoCentral USA. SmOklahoma to be exact. Weather is the only news I keep track of.
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We had an alcoholic bird wants. My mom gave it some wine, one night at supper and I think from that moment on it was a full blown alcoholic. I hated that bird, all it did was scream all the time, and then one day it got loose and flew away, and we never saw peanut again.Ok here is my Achilles heel...... birds.
My dad had a yellow naped amazon that was a alcoholic and mean.
Only drank water with scotch in it.
That bird got my ticket as a child and held onto it.
He would stalk me if he got out and the only one who could put him nack was pops and he didn't give a shit.
I am askeered of even tiny little birds to this day.
Don't get me started on monkeys........
I couldn't handle the constant cleaning up after a bird. My friend had a big parrot or whatever it was and it would mess all the time and they live forever plus it never got to fly so I'm assuming it was never happy and it would bite too.If it doesn't go outside to do it's business ,it's not for me.We had an alcoholic bird wants. My mom gave it some wine, one night at supper and I think from that moment on it was a full blown alcoholic. I hated that bird, all it did was scream all the time, and then one day it got loose and flew away, and we never saw peanut again.
I get a steady steam of lense licks myself.She had her glasses by her chair and he just walked up and licked the lenses