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I cut my mole shaving and sure enough, the days are getting longer and spring will come again.
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I cut my mole shaving and sure enough, the days are getting longer and spring will come again.
You're welcome
OleReynard
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Gotta pace yourself buddyMrs Pute took over....now that she is done I am feeling much better.
click...that's the sound a dead battery makes...I'm off to town to see if they'll replace under warranty...from here on out batteries will be moved around to each car when I want to start it...all my cars use the same 1960 style and size amperage rating...tires, don't get me started on how long they last before the sidewalls rot and crack...planned obsolescence...
Goldhedge
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Night B4 Christmas
'Twas the night b4 Christmas, when all through the houseNot a creature was stirring, just me with my hand on the mouse;
The front door was barred, I was strapped,
Because of too many heads, filled with fentanyl and crack.
I sat in my chair, staring at the screen,
The quiet of night grander, mostly unseen;
Hot decaf tea hydrating my thoughts,
Had just settled down from the day's shitposts and bots.
When through the open door there shone a strange light,
I stood from my chair to behold such a sight.
My hand went to my pistol as I ran, curious and keen,
As out from the mist, stepped a figure serene.
The moon light on the new-fallen snow,
Gave my red-dot sight reason to glow,
And what to my wondering eyes did appear,
But an alien form, bringing gifts none could peer.
He almost got shot, this lone visitor from space,
Carrying devices from some far-off place;
He entered the room, his purpose clear and tall,
To change our world, once and for all.
With careful movements, precise and quick,
He unpacked his gadgets, each one unique.
There in our living room, under the light,
He set up ZPT, ending our energy plight.
His form was sleek, his presence intense,
No jolliness here, just urgency immense;
He wore a suit that shimmered like stars,
And his eyes held the weight of many scars.
A bundle of tech was strapped to his back,
And he handled each item with a knack.
His face was stern as he worked on his task,
This was no time for pleasantries to bask.
He spoke not a word but went straight to his work,
Installing the ZPT, he did not shirk.
Pointing his device towards our old power grid,
He flipped a switch, and closed the energy lid.
Turning his head with a nod of his nose,
He showed me the screen, as the new energy flows.
With one last look, his message was clear,
This gift was crucial, his mission sincere.
He walked to the door, his job now complete,
Leaving behind power so sweet;
He stepped into the night, his ship silently awaited,
A nod to the sky, and he was elevated.
But I heard him transmit, as he faded from sight,
"Happy Christmas to Earth, and to all a clean light!"
So do you one of those " Help I've fallen and cant get up buttons"?
You know ,thats not so funny ,I could use one of those buttons FFS !
Any Workman's Comp"
I wholeheartedly agree, I also believe it's not going to get any better in the foreseeable future, no matter who is in control. To come right down to it, I believe it's going to get worse.
World affairs are going to become tumultuous and drag us into, "who knows what."
I just hope that friends/family can remain friends.
Enough said when it comes to negativity, this is not the time for it.
Merry Christmas dogzter
Hello Sub, I hope you have most of your work caught up and can get to enjoy the holiday.Have a sweet Christmas Gypsy
Merry Christmas Sub
Hey there DB, hope you and Mom have an enjoyable time with some good snacks and whatever traditions you and Mom have.Thank you jokerman! We are going to have charcuterie and watch Die Hard. It's a Christmas movie. I hope you have a great Christmas friend
Merry Christmas DB & Mom
Whoop, whoooop, awhooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just got a batch of to die for home made pecan cookies to brighten the Graywolf Christmas household and ate about a third right off the bat before I could stop mah self!
OleReynard
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My adorable Witchwife saw that and laughed.
Wow. Never heard of a reverse trigger. But I can see how it would cut off a few milliseconds to fire.
I wonder how you could safely safety it after it has been "primed"?
Thanks old bc man! Have a great Christmas friendHey there DB, hope you and Mom have an enjoyable time with some good snacks and whatever traditions you and Mom have.
Merry Christmas DB & Mom
Will sumbody please blame this problem on all those "greedy doctors who all work for Big Pharma"?
Meuller?
Gawd luv yer bones, but from the descriptions I have read right fargin here... the above is most ricky-tick NOT correct.
