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The Original O'l Farts Club.

bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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They're hanging upside down Pute, a week-ish early but I'm sick of the sight of them.

I can shut down now for a while, local pigs seem to be knocking a lot of doors around here lately and my bum is twitching a little.

Just legalise it FFS. It's a plant.

a plant indeed

nothing that I know of that can stop that kind of butt itch

 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

Well-known member
who was it , Mr Nice that had a strain called Shit?…

Yes, I have half a pack in the fridge from a decade or so ago. Plants smelt musty, like a tramp. might have been a shart in the mix too.

I'm terrible at judging smells.

a plant indeed

nothing that I know of that can stop that kind of butt itch


That dog would get renamed "skidmark" in this house.

Don't believe him brown-pants! I gave him magic beans to do some trimming and all I get is excuses, we went for a walk, Xmas is coming up, etc...
I want to know whose dick ya gonna suck to get decent help around here?
(patiently waiting to see if dawgster or joker gets in 1st)

He swapped me those magic beans for my favourite cow.

Still waiting on them germinating and I'm out of milk. 🤨
 

flylowgethigh

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That's why we need a constitutional convention. Just get rid of the slavery stuff(it makes us look bad) and that pesky 8th. Some punishment deserve a bit of 'cruel and unusual'...castration, burning at the stake...
In Islam, they wouldn't have shot that CEO, he'd have gotten off with losing a hand.

(*snork*) I was thinking about Ivan.

Also just about any doggie I even knew: Nasty people get nasty results from dogs, not the reverse.
I have strong suspicions that dawgs can read our intentions and thoughts somehow. Be nice around the pups.
 

flylowgethigh

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ICMag Donor
The dog has also had his 1st experience with the shower this afternoon, I hoped the wet dog smell would mask some stink... alas no. It smells worse now and he's not talking to me.
Stink? Why when flowers are on the vine it’s called stink, but in the jar it’s called strong terps and good nose?

I’ve discovered the hard way that fried chicken will make a dawg fart. That smell will cover anything .
 

OleReynard

Well-known member
Yes, I have half a pack in the fridge from a decade or so ago. Plants smelt musty, like a tramp. might have been a shart in the mix too.

I'm terrible at judging smells.


That dog would get renamed "skidmark" in this house.



He swapped me those magic beans for my favourite cow.

Still waiting on them germinating and I'm out of milk. 🤨
That's a fast sativa strain 45 days?
 

BumSplodgeBrownPants

Well-known member
Stink? Why when flowers are on the vine it’s called stink, but in the jar it’s called strong terps and good nose?

I’ve discovered the hard way that fried chicken will make a dawg fart. That smell will cover anything .

Carbon filters to scrub the stink. Jars to contain the "terps". 🤪 😂
If it was legal, I'd not worry about the stink.

No smell, no tell, no sell... was the motto to keep you from getting the front door kicked in by PC Plod.


That's a fast sativa strain 45 days?

The MrN Shit? Skunk x Afghan and about 55 days for me. More farty than skunky, hybrid.
Not bad, just not for me. I prefer the narrow leaf plants.

Although I have some kandahar beans for a quick test run in a few months time I'm interested in, then I'll be digging into the Durbans I just open pollinated.
 
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