The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Boo]

finally figured out what the issue was on the Camaro...a piece of the linkage was installed wrong by the guy that built it...it needed to be clocked and that's all it took...easy peasy when I got under the car and my buddy rowed the gears...hard to diagnose blindly...

 

[jokerman]

Meanwhile, in England:

I'm being sued over my pub's 'racist' name - I REFUSE to change it

Simon Belsey, 49, fears the 300-year-old hostelry which sits on the banks of the River Wye in Hereford will have to shut after he received two legal letters from jihadist Khalid Baqa.

www.dailymail.co.uk

blame the weak politicians who let that happen to a country

 

[jokerman]

I'd give my left nut for cafe girl or that WW mom

I would too but after I said that about Buffy the vampire slayer and Meg Ryan I nothing left to give.

 

[jokerman]

fog bank rolling in

it was a dark and foggy mirning


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Make sure Swede holds your hand so you do not get lost,
we worry

 

[D. B. Doober]

finally figured out what the issue was on the Camaro...a piece of the linkage was installed wrong by the guy that built it...it needed to be clocked and that's all it took...easy peasy when I got under the car and my buddy rowed the gears...hard to diagnose blindly...

Glad it was an easy fix Boo. It's a COPO central office production order?

 

[Capt.Ahab]

Oh, jeebus! Kimche: A low grade of cabbage that is so bad, they soak it in salt water until it gets all shitty. Then they add a fermented fish sauce. They might chuck in radishes, or cucumbers, whatever happens to be around.

This stuff smells exactly like an open sewer. So they bury it in big, fittingly poop-colored ceramic pots. <-- TINS. This is a very good idea.

But then they dig it up and eat it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Every day with every meal.

It's even better when small baby octopus or some sort of minnow are added in to promote a yummy rotten fish taste to it.

 

[jokerman]

In life I have set up some folks to start growing.
One young man grew chimera ,huge out door plants.
He harvested and brought me the lower half of many plants that smell real nice.
I have 5 of these containers and it looks like my magical butter machine is going to work its ass off

 

[Putembk]

Break from trimming. I have and eye appointment next week to get my new glasses after cataract surgery. I can't wait. I have been blind for so long. Trimming is a pain...almost using the braille method to do this....

Slow and steady. I will get er dun. This Romulan Skunk has a few seeds but not as bad as I expected especially. since she started to herm on me at 7 weeks.

 

[Countryboy]

I can think of many more who needs to be unalive ,and some painfully too

That's why we need a constitutional convention. Just get rid of the slavery stuff(it makes us look bad) and that pesky 8th. Some punishment deserve a bit of 'cruel and unusual'...castration, burning at the stake...
In Islam, they wouldn't have shot that CEO, he'd have gotten off with losing a hand.

 

[Goldhedge]

 

[Countryboy]

That Woman was a redhead too
I have redheads in the family
And have a nephews wife who is Chinese and Scottish too

At about 1 minute, the Pyle blood line is pure:

 

[jokerman]

Break from trimming. I have and eye appointment next week to get my new glasses after cataract surgery. I can't wait. I have been blind for so long. Trimming is a pain...almost using the braille method to do this....

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Slow and steady. I will get er dun. This Romulan Skunk has a few seeds but not as bad as I expected especially. since she started to herm on me at 7 weeks.

pretty as a prom date

 

[Unca Walt]

Good Morning


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Oh Gawd. I have done that in my stupider days, but just wearing shorts and T-shirt.

 

[SubGirl]

GM everyone,it's -12 out and busy day coming up . The garage is warming up. My Sierra hit 100,000 miles,no rust yet so I'm installing,new pads,rotors,struts,hubs/bearings,control arms,tie rod ends,axles,stabilizer links,rr shocks and headlight bulbs,and an oil change,then new tires and an alignment next week.I just took a pain killer cause I know it's gonna hurt more than the cost of the parts.

Practically a new car again. Congratulations on keeping her alive with your good maintenance

 

[Unca Walt]

Electric scissors seems like cheating. Why didn’t I think of that?

I got this trimmer about a year ago. Considering the kinda snipping you guys are sacrificing fingerskin for, I believe this would be worth a try. They are cheap enough for an experiment.

I can actually shave my neck around my beard. That means you can bzzzzt a leaf off a jillionth of an inch away from the bud. Runs for a long time on a charge, and it is very light.

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[SubGirl]

Greatest grow invention since hid.........no longer in production.

I wonder why? You should market them

 

[oldmaninbc]

In life I have set up some folks to start growing.
One young man grew chimera ,huge out door plants.
He harvested and brought me the lower half of many plants that smell real nice.
I have 5 of these containers and it looks like my magical butter machine is going to work its ass off View attachment 19119775

Very nice jokerman...that looks like some decent material to work with. Many hours of enjoyment coming your way.

 

[Unca Walt]

That Woman was a redhead too
I have redheads in the family
And have a nephews wife who is Chinese and Scottish too

@jokerman -- Did/does your beard come in red? My beard was very red (snowy now). So Puck (no red) married a (no red) sweetie, and now my grandson Wolfie** has an enormous ginger beard.

**He is gonna make me a great grampa of a new softlegs some time this February. I'll be the first great grandfather in our lineage to still be around to see it (I hope).

This was not an attainable thing for folks until recently. The average lifespan in 1900 was 40-45 years. <-- Not enough time for four generations, as in:
Unca
Puck
Wolfie
Baby split tail (hopefully a beautiful redhead)

LATE EDIT FAMILY NOTE: Wolfie's beard always gets thicker during the full moon.

 

[Travis Kelcee]

Oh Gawd. I have done that in my stupider days, but just wearing shorts and T-shirt.

I went up on my roof and cleared the snow off the solar panels so I'm still doing stupid shit

 

[Boo]

I went up on my roof and cleared the snow off the solar panels so I'm still doing stupid shit

agreed, dumb as a box of rocks at our age...I do the same shit...