The Original O'l Farts Club.

[Gray Wolf]

Me too. Maybe part of the buzz I think. Tiny bit of alcohol directly to the system. My skin crawls a bit at first but it all mellows in after that. The VG kind is not as good maybe because of the missing alcohol.

The Ethanol is definitely part of the buzz. Glycerol is both a sugar and an alcohol, but doesn't get you ripped.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good night ya'll!

 

[Dime]

 

[Putembk]

a man should consider himself blessed if he has such a loyal companion...yeah, he's a bit mouthy but I'd rather that than a sedate who cares type of dog...

True and I understand the loyalty, but he would not do well in a retirement community where he could run free there would be dead bodies everywhere ha ha ha ha

 

[Putembk]

Watching MMA and gonna crash

 

[Countryboy]

I never smoked turnip

Considering the 'special container' I don't think it's for smoking

 

[Goldhedge]

Big what do you know about 'staking'?

 

[Boo]

mmm, snacks...

 

[Unca Walt]

Mrs K Has a pink 380

And her concealed carry

And we have concealed carry insurance

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Derringer for wifewitch in pockeybook, hammerless 357 mag snub revolver in car.

 

[Unca Walt]

 

[Unca Walt]

Hey Boo. Your posts are suddenly full of zoom and sunshine. Kewl.

 

[Unca Walt]

I went to computer school right out of the Army 1981, learning to program IBM 360's using punch cards.

Yeah I'm that old

PEH, MEH, and FEH. I may hold another world record: I furgled up my punch card work by a teeny bit. D'ysee, I had intended to have all the numbers on each page added up, and then printed. Simple.

A new page was to be used to add up all the numbers on the second page, and then printed.

The error had this effect: The machine took one number (eg: a single digit), printed it and turned the page. It printed the second digit from that original page, and turned the page, and so on. One digit per page...

There were several man-high stacks of those huge computer papers waiting for me the next morning -- each one with ONE SINGLE DIGIT PRINTED on 2 square feet of paper!!!

 

[dogzter]

Completely snowed and fogged in.
Can't see 100' with a flashlight eerie,silent stunningly beautiful.
So lets go chase some fucking coyotes.

 

[cola]

Good Morning All (OF's):

Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today is Sunday. An ordained day of R&R. So, let the enjoyment begin. Glad for the break. TGFW!

See you all tomorrow (again)!

 

[Unca Walt]

Hello and good day to you Old Man!

I'm just glad that I took typing in high school. It made the transition to computers a lot easier.

Oddly, the fact that I took typing in high school had an immense impact on my life. My aunt gave me a Royal typewriter she never used, so I practiced the hell outa asdfgf;lkjhj <-- Home row.

I got an A in the typing class, while at the same time I wrote my first short story and turned it in to my English teacher. He liked it, and he somehow got it printed in the New York Journal American newspaper.

I got an A in his class, too. All because of the gifted typewriter.

And one of my novels, (*sob*) was gonna be a two-part miniseries.

 

[cola]

Something for Sunday. Winter Solstice coming up soon. Then heading to Spring! Enjoy your morning cuppas, OF's.

 

[Unca Walt]

always go for the least invasive procedure....

Surgeons do one thing and one thing only. They CUT.

Gotta answer that one (*snicker*).

In my case, they picked up a whole fargin buncha loose pieces of torn up Unca, sewed up the ones still attached, and threw the rest in the doggy-treat box -- and then replaced them with good cyborg titanium.

I walk without a limp. My shoulder has no pain because it is metal.

I love surgeons. They are the reason you are reading this sentence.

 

[Unca Walt]

Hello Unca Walt.

Did you hear about the author in prison...he completed all his sentences.

Oh dear... Now ya dunnit.

I knew a banker, but he lost interest.

STOP UNCA!! BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE --- Arrrgghh....mmmph struggle

I gave up my seat to a blind person in the bus. That is how I lost my job as a bus driver.

I bought some shoes from Boo. I don't know what he laced them with, but I've been tripping all day.

SLAM! COLD TURKEY!​

 

[Unca Walt]

Damn. That was close.

 

[Unca Walt]

dunno, I've run a few scenario's around in my head and have gotten no closer to an answer than when the thoughts began...I'd love to travel after buying a nice motorcoach or trailer but my desire to drive for weeks on end are not how I'd like to spend most of my time...don't have any needs so the door is wide open for options/discussions...Ivan will be by my side so that has to be figured into the plan...one thing is for certain, no boats...been there done that too many times...

I think you should do what you are doing. You have a beautiful and comfortable house, too many pets, lotsa friends, and air conditioning.

I have been just about everywhere on this planet. I am sorta in the same position as you are -- No debts and in a quiet backwoods spot that is currently 71F at 5AM.