Hmmm - I wonder how this found its way into my Youtube feed? - all I could come up with - after deep thought - was that I had just visited Thailand 
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cola
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Good Morning All (OF's):
Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today's Monday: "Can't Trust That Day". And the work week begins. One day closer to a weekend!
See you all tomorrow (again)!
Wishing each and every one of you, a pleasant morning, wonderful day, and outstanding evening.
I am currently pretty tied up with projects and work, so wanted to start with a daily check in hello.
Today's Monday: "Can't Trust That Day". And the work week begins. One day closer to a weekend!
See you all tomorrow (again)!
What you are calling stress, the root cause is attachment. By that I mean you invest too much energy into expectations from your imagination. These imagined expectations are not how things are. For example, fear or anxiety is always for the future. If you keep your mind in the present, there is no anxiety to happen. I had to make the change myself. I can tell you the answer is not in a medicine, or anything outside of yourself. Let go. Retire from all that bullshit. You no longer give a fuck.My doctor advised me to go back to killing people. Not in such words of course, he just said that I must diminish the amount of stress in my life.
Oh. There is one problem you will notice if you manage to become ancient: Memory becomes evanescent. Flighty. Undependabobble.
For instance, I just remembered a one-liner I wanted to share with @SubGirl, but forgot it weeks ago and just re-remembered it now:
Subbie: How to you drown a sumbarine fulla blondes? Knock on the door.
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LJ farming
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I seriously salute you unka Walt!
I would be no where near the grower I am today without the true ole head grandpa grower knowledge!
For whatever reason DHF answered to my questions and put up with my dumbass years ago! I think I might make his ole ass laugh once in a while?
Either way without the GRANDPAS or pioneers as I like to say You, DHF, or Gypsy.our lil hobby would have been taken from us and grown in an industrial scale a LONG time ago!
I hope that i am a TIO like yourself UNKA! I all but refuse to share what I think I know for fear of teaching someone incorrectly! However I will always salute the pioneer, game changer, older grandmasters
Peace
I would be no where near the grower I am today without the true ole head grandpa grower knowledge!
For whatever reason DHF answered to my questions and put up with my dumbass years ago! I think I might make his ole ass laugh once in a while?
Either way without the GRANDPAS or pioneers as I like to say You, DHF, or Gypsy.our lil hobby would have been taken from us and grown in an industrial scale a LONG time ago!
I hope that i am a TIO like yourself UNKA! I all but refuse to share what I think I know for fear of teaching someone incorrectly! However I will always salute the pioneer, game changer, older grandmasters
Peace
LJ farming
Active member
DAMN Unca this sums up life, age , and wisdom very well!!!!!!!!
"Either way without the GRANDPAS or pioneers as I like to say You, DHF, or Gypsy..."I seriously salute you unka Walt!
I would be no where near the grower I am today without the true ole head grandpa grower knowledge!
For whatever reason DHF answered to my questions and put up with my dumbass years ago! I think I might make his ole ass laugh once in a while?
Either way without the GRANDPAS or pioneers as I like to say You, DHF, or Gypsy.our lil hobby would have been taken from us and grown in an industrial scale a LONG time ago!
I hope that i am a TIO like yourself UNKA! I all but refuse to share what I think I know for fear of teaching someone incorrectly! However I will always salute the pioneer, game changer, older grandmasters
Peace
WHOA!! Bless yore pea-pickin' heart, but I have TWO unique crowns here:
1. I am the oldest sumbitch here
2. I have failed for a half-century at growing a single plant, and I have just barely learned some of the terms used by alla these scientists. <-- TINS
I'm just an old sojer, retired engineer, author. I dunno squat.
Good morning brothers and sisters!
More rain, starting at 42F and predicted to reach 51F.
Off to the gym, morning dog walk, and then we will be dropping the Ford EV off at the dealership in Gresham to find out why it will no longer take a full charge.
Courtesy Ford in Portland never answered the messages that I left trying to get a service appointment, so I stopped calling them and reported them to the Ford Corporate customer relations department.
More rain, starting at 42F and predicted to reach 51F.
Off to the gym, morning dog walk, and then we will be dropping the Ford EV off at the dealership in Gresham to find out why it will no longer take a full charge.
Courtesy Ford in Portland never answered the messages that I left trying to get a service appointment, so I stopped calling them and reported them to the Ford Corporate customer relations department.
Let's do some maxims in honor of our oldest member.
An authentic man does not live by rules or commandments. He simply lives.
An authentic man does not live by rules or commandments. He simply lives.
cola
Well-known member
FYI: Unca Walt has reported, several times, that he's never seen a living pot plant. Must be thinking of somone else.I seriously salute you unka Walt!
I would be no where near the grower I am today without the true ole head grandpa grower knowledge!
For whatever reason DHF answered to my questions and put up with my dumbass years ago! I think I might make his ole ass laugh once in a while?
Either way without the GRANDPAS or pioneers as I like to say You, DHF, or Gypsy.our lil hobby would have been taken from us and grown in an industrial scale a LONG time ago!
I hope that i am a TIO like yourself UNKA! I all but refuse to share what I think I know for fear of teaching someone incorrectly! However I will always salute the pioneer, game changer, older grandmasters
Peace
Soft green stems make better weed than stiff purple stems. Purple will be hyped and shoved up your pipe.
Sumbody gonna pee on the carpet in Portland.
Yarddog
Well-known member
Hold up cuz you don’t know me for shit. I know when I smoke some weed and my heart won’t slow down there’s an issue. Some people with Afib can’t smoke weed. Sit your ass down son and maybe learn a little bit before you open that ignorant mouth of yours.
Yarddog
Well-known member
Morning gang. It’s that time of year. Time for me to swap the lightbulb in the basement bathroom out for a heat lamp. I hate cold, and this basement is not heated.
I have the kids today, was going to cut firewood but won’t be able to now. Might be able to cut the grass when the baby goes to sleep. Should be the last cutting of the year. All we have are weeds growing.
I leave my fields uncut till spring. Try to leave some food source for the rodents and birds out there. My neighbor cuts his five acre field like it’s his yard
I have the kids today, was going to cut firewood but won’t be able to now. Might be able to cut the grass when the baby goes to sleep. Should be the last cutting of the year. All we have are weeds growing.
I leave my fields uncut till spring. Try to leave some food source for the rodents and birds out there. My neighbor cuts his five acre field like it’s his yard
That's hilarious. I've seen/done crazy shit even my sainted enabler and most excellent Pacific Rim Tour Guide hasn't. The weird side of it is that my greatest infraction (eg: caught at) was a speeding ticket.FYI: Unca Walt has reported, several times, that he's never seen a living pot plant. Must be thinking of somone else.
I got on CNN filmed hand-feeding sharks off Ft. Lauderdale.
They say a Cessna 152 cannot be looped because the wings would come off. <-- They didn't.
I have been filmed killing a rattlesnake with a Swiss Army Knife and my bare hand as bait.
Shit like that.
cola
Well-known member
My worst encounter, To Date, was running a flashing railroad track sign. Twenty cars were backed up while they switched engines on a train, and forgot, or were to lazy, to come back and flip the track signal to shut it off. Multiple cars started driving around the lowered gate, and guess what, I decided to leap! Wrong. Just then the gendarmes pulled around the corner on the other side of the tracks where I was heading, and he got me dead to rights. Go figure, eh. Some guys have all the luck! I have been relatively fortunate in health though. Besides my fake knee (2X same) I take no pills, get no shots,and no other surgeries. Once again, To Date. With fingers on both hands and toes crossed lol!
Is your furnace in your basement?Morning gang. It’s that time of year. Time for me to swap the lightbulb in the basement bathroom out for a heat lamp. I hate cold, and this basement is not heated.
I have the kids today, was going to cut firewood but won’t be able to now. Might be able to cut the grass when the baby goes to sleep. Should be the last cutting of the year. All we have are weeds growing.
I leave my fields uncut till spring. Try to leave some food source for the rodents and birds out there. My neighbor cuts his five acre field like it’s his yard
good morning all you Cool Cats
42 and lite rain here
this pneumonia is a different kind of illness for me , I’ve had colds before , allergies , and the flu
this wheezing and rattling of the chest accompanied by lots of coughing trying to expel the phlegm wears me out , dizziness , no strength , and a runny nose
but damn , this coffee and fudge sure tastes good
because of the pneumonia , my consumption of cannabis has been limited the last 30 days , so much so that I am now remembering some of my dreams
weird dreams too
we will be going to Harbor Freight store soon as they open , 8am , to buy a generator that goes on sale as part of the Black Friday bullshit , will save about $400 bucks on a 3200 watt dual fuel generator
I asked the salesperson why would I buy their generator instead of a Honda generator and he said because the Honda generator would be about $3-4 thousand dollars more
that was a good answer and I told him we will be back Monday morning
moar coffee!
42 and lite rain here
this pneumonia is a different kind of illness for me , I’ve had colds before , allergies , and the flu
this wheezing and rattling of the chest accompanied by lots of coughing trying to expel the phlegm wears me out , dizziness , no strength , and a runny nose
but damn , this coffee and fudge sure tastes good
because of the pneumonia , my consumption of cannabis has been limited the last 30 days , so much so that I am now remembering some of my dreams
weird dreams too
we will be going to Harbor Freight store soon as they open , 8am , to buy a generator that goes on sale as part of the Black Friday bullshit , will save about $400 bucks on a 3200 watt dual fuel generator
I asked the salesperson why would I buy their generator instead of a Honda generator and he said because the Honda generator would be about $3-4 thousand dollars more
that was a good answer and I told him we will be back Monday morning
moar coffee!
in other news , let’s check in on the financial desk…
Bitcoin values hit record highs. Should you invest in cryptocurrency? Here's how it works
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Bitcoin values hit record highs. Should you invest in cryptocurrency? Here's how it works
Bitcoin values hit record highs. Should you invest in cryptocurrency? Here's how it works — USA TODAY
Bitcoin values continue to skyrocket, with the crypto currency at a record price and approaching $100,000. Should you invest? Here's what to know.
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