The Original O'l Farts Club.

[oldmaninbc]

Morning

Had a day of slack planned but NOOOOO it ain't happening. Damn cows went and sht all over the boy scouts tents. Brother had them spread out to see which ones were good to be used. Cows thought they were their sleeping bags. A cow will sht while laying down, turdbassters.

Never ending sht to do.

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I had cows crap on my outdoor plants but the worst was the moist soil on their rangeland and they took a dirt bath and trashed my plot out of existence.

 

[Gray Wolf]

Hey GW, those must have been some bad ass kidney stones. My grandma died from kidney failure, I remember her having the stones shattered so they would pass easier. I had a pee and located 2 stones that had passed. Lord, that was painful.

Did you have numerous stones or were they large?

Hope all is well

I had one that was lodged in my right ureter and was too large to pass.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I like to make turkey pot pie after Thanksgiving. Should have plenty leftovers as there is only three of us this year but the kids are coming Tuesday for a brisket and fixen’s so we will have a house full then. Kids have so many parents and in-laws to visit I feel sorry for them and don’t expect them to come here like many of them do dragging the whole family around 4 places to eat.

good day to you old man

Turkey Pot pie is my favorite. I have some non butter puff pastry and was thinking of using it up on a turkey pot pie. I like butter made puff pastry for a dessert.

 

[oldmaninbc]

I had one that was lodged in my right ureter and was too large to pass.

That's where my stones were stuck.
You must have been in considerable agony.

 

[Putembk]

tell that to your Mrs and your mud room

That’s one place I avoid at all cost

 

[oldmaninbc]

That's it for me today, I feel like crap with these allergies. I think my head might explode from congestion. My lungs feel tender. Tears are flowing out of my eyes and my nose is soar, my jaw is soar because I can't breathe through my nose which is constantly flowing for the last 2 days. I'm done, I am discombobulated.

See you later.

 

[Gray Wolf]

That's where my stones were stuck.
You must have been in considerable agony.

I've had several kidney stones over the years, but that one was the worst and I had to deal with it for a couple of weeks because my ureter was also too small for the surgical equipment to fit, so they first had to install a shunt and wait for it to dilate.

 

[Putembk]

I've had several kidney stones over the years, but that one was the worst and I had to deal with it for a couple of weeks because my ureter was also too small for the surgical equipment to fit, so they first had to install a shunt and wait for it to dilate.

I have never had kidney stone. I hear it is one of the most painful things a man can experience. Feel for you GW.

 

[HempKat]

I know I’m not the only one here that remembers those numbers. The lowest I can remember is $.34 a gallon and that was in the 50s I believe…

I never remember prices being that low because I didn't own a car until several years after the oil crisis during the Carter Administration and they had rationing where people could only get gas on certain days depending on what yor plate numbers were I think? By the time I finally had a car of my own it was in my 30's or somewhere in the early 90's. The lowest price I ever saw from that point on was 97 cents per gallon and even then that was just briefly.

 

[SubGirl]

I have never had kidney stone. I hear it is one of the most painful things a man can experience. Feel for you GW.

a woman too. I’ve had several and they are no fun especially when they get stuck…

 

[bigsur51]

kidney stones are no joke , some say the pain is about as close as the male carbon unit will come to experiencing child birth

if that is true , if I was a female carbon unit I would think long and hard about having kids

no pee meds here , no meds at all , still enjoy sex , hope to until the day I die

White horses and ladies by the score

 

[Ca++]

Did I invent a thing, or just forget seeing it before

Been trialing it a few weeks. Seems to hold, but you can see the metal core is really quite thin, so this might be their limit.
I need to train them out, but keep them mobile.
5 wires technique?

 

[Unca Walt]

I like shakey puddin

Ah, yes. And Eve's puddings. Blouse bunnies are nice, too.

 

[Unca Walt]

So hungry. Wish I could eat. Only clear liquids and coffee. Jello is in though. General Gao's after the procedure tomorrow

Did they change General Tso's Chicken on the menu, or did you misspell it with "Gao's" ? Take a good look up on the wall where they list the dish to see how it is written.

If it has changed, then I guess a the joke is over. But for at least a couple of decades, it was always General Tso.

Chop Suey is still around. Literally: "left over kitchen vegetable scraps". That was a super mild joke that lasted a century.

But the ante got upped (to my amusement). A Mandarin-speaking joke on the Big Noses. (Big Nose = da bz)

The word "tso" in Mandarin means "fuck".

 

[Unca Walt]

I have started hiring out a lot of things that I used to be able to do. I don’t go up on the roof and clean the gutters anymore and I have to be real careful when it comes to shoveling snow. My neighbors have started helping a bit in that category.

Boo, You’ve got a maintenance nightmare on your hands. Have you thought about hiring out a handyman to clean up the mess? There’s a time when you’re gonna have to.

HAIL YEAH!

 

[Putembk]

one of my all time favorites

 

[kevinn]

Doober should be having some fun right about now !!!!

 

[D. B. Doober]

Did they change General Tso's Chicken on the menu, or did you misspell it with "Gao's" ? Take a good look up on the wall where they list the dish to see how it is written.

If it has changed, then I guess a the joke is over. But for at least a couple of decades, it was always General Tso.

Chop Suey is still around. Literally: "left over kitchen vegetable scraps". That was a super mild joke that lasted a century.

But the ante got upped (to my amusement). A Mandarin-speaking joke on the Big Noses. (Big Nose = da bz)

The word "tso" in Mandarin means "fuck".

Hello unca walt hope you are well. It could be a regional thing, general tso here and general gao there. Isn't general tso a little spicy or something? I will research the history of this true general of chicken. Watch out, Colonel. Have a good evening friend.

 

[D. B. Doober]

Doober should be having some fun right about now !!!!

I just drank my 1st of the colon prep! 16 ounces! It was horrid. Again at 2:30am. No food still. Have a good night Kevin get high munch some scrumptious morsels for me

 

[D. B. Doober]

Did they change General Tso's Chicken on the menu, or did you misspell it with "Gao's" ? Take a good look up on the wall where they list the dish to see how it is written.

If it has changed, then I guess a the joke is over. But for at least a couple of decades, it was always General Tso.

Chop Suey is still around. Literally: "left over kitchen vegetable scraps". That was a super mild joke that lasted a century.

But the ante got upped (to my amusement). A Mandarin-speaking joke on the Big Noses. (Big Nose = da bz)

The word "tso" in Mandarin means "fuck".

Google says he was promoted to General in his 20s. Qing Dynasty.