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The Original O'l Farts Club.

Rgd

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Lewis waiting to go spring fishing
I couldn’t wait

dang that embedded hook removal method works..

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jokerman

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Good day all and then some.
looks rainy,and is damp and cold.
Stay warm!
Had to put my older brother in line today the lawyer
I sent him something and he responds with
"You have an incredible amount of free time on your hands"
I immediately respond
"Cannot believe you graduated college
I am retired I am 69 years old .
Kinda the same thing you do minus the couch'
bitch😊
Keep that shit up and I will talk to your wife and tell her some cool things I have seen that you could do around the house.
I can say enough where its going to cost you money
and work and make you wish you never retired.
Not my fault Mom liked me better FFS!"
When we went the orphanage to get a brother ,I said I want the one that looks like a monkey and you were the closet thing.
 

jokerman

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A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding, and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed, and in general began to throw his weight around to try to make the farmer uncomfortable. Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket, and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having some problems with circle flies there, are ya?" The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said"Well yeah, if that's what they are, I never heard of circle flies." So the farmer says "Well, circle flies are common on farms. See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found circling around the back end of a horse." The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket. Then after a minute he stops and says, "Hey...wait a minute, are you trying to call me a horses ass?" The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect for law enforcement and police officers to even think about calling you a horses ass." The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back to writing the ticket. After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though
 

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