The Original O'l Farts Club.

[pop_rocks]

Ya - Oud - from the oldest trees - is even more expensive than yayo per gram - and lasts a lot longer - plus you smell great - and don't get burned out on it -
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wowie zowwie

500ml of the best stuff , only the best

 

[dogzter]

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Here's one for @Gray Wolf

What are they mixing in those?

 

[pop_rocks]

What are they mixing in those?

stink

 

[spacemanj]

70s Australian Rock Band. I feel like this is an underrated song of theirs.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

wowie zowwie

500ml of the best stuff , only the best

For 500ml/gm that would be $44,579.17 (retail) for a top end real vintage 1993 Oud - from an 80 year old Agarwood tree - that's just over $89 per gram/ml

 

[Grow44DE]

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

What are they mixing in those?

They are distilling the Oud from the Agarwood - basically it's a still - where the wood mash is distilled to produce the perfume oil Oud -

 

[Unca Walt]

go figure, I have oatmeal and blueberries every morning...I do believe I'm gonna have an omelet for lunch today...a sandwich doesn't sound appealing today...

You're on track thataway, @Boo -- Grains are good for cholesterol control, and blueberries help mental acuity.

It's what I have for breakfast every morning per the destructions of MySonTheDoctor.

 

[Unca Walt]

Sometimes I don't think the medical establishment is as knowledgable as they claim to be and sometimes the treatment is worse than the illness. The eskimos diet is almost all fat and meat and they do ok.

@Dime -- Eskimos just don't get much press. The average lifespan of an Eskimo is only 66 years. <-- TINS

It may be "interesting" that they have to live on seal meat and the like, but it ain't good human food at all.

They do "OK" from the POV they are scraping a living in what some (me) would call a frozen Hell, but "OK" means if an Eskimo/Inuit was born when I was, he would now be just a dim memory -- having died 'way back at the turn of the century/millennium.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

You're on track thataway, @Boo -- Grains are good for cholesterol control, and blueberries help mental acuity.

It's what I have for breakfast every morning per the destructions of MySonTheDoctor.

Yup - mental clarity is all important - as we age - because things do tend to get fuzzy round the edges - and if eating and drinking the right stuff helps one to be sharper - then that can be helpful -

Today's Flotsam and Jetsum pic - comes to you from the Chaopraya River -
* now where did I put that T-shirt?

 

[Gato420]

Can anybody recommend a bud buster for old hands?

Oh, and good morning all!

 

[Unca Walt]

Just had a good conversation with OleReynard....I like hanging and talking with like minded people. To bad we are scattered around the globe.

I am pleased to have reached the springtime of my senility with the structure of the Internet the way it is.

Being in the boondocks (like many here) I could go days without even seeing another person. Couple that with the fact that I seem to have accidentally** outlived every single one of my friends of yore.

** I've tried. I've ridden/hand-fed sharks, crashed trailbikes, piloted planes, got shot, run over, went hand-to-hand to the death with a big boar standing over me, struck (twice) by rattlesnakes, and too many other genuine "die here and now" coin flips to list.

This place gives me face time with a cross-section of the most interesting people from literally all over the world. I've got friends here that I have never seen in person, but I know them. <-- This amazing oddity did not exist just a short time ago. It is new to everyone.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

I am pleased to have reached the springtime of my senility with the structure of the Internet the way it is.

Being in the boondocks (like many here) I could go days without even seeing another person. Couple that with the fact that I seem to have accidentally** outlived every single one of my friends of yore.

Now where is that mini stradovarios violin? - Well ya ain't outlived all ya friends here Walt - and I doubt if you will - as the great philosopher Jimminy Cricket once said ' Just let your conscience be your guide' - and all will be well -

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Can anybody recommend a bud buster for old hands?

Oh, and good morning all!

Mmmm - how old are the hands ️?

* Good Morn'in to you too -

 

[Unca Walt]

I've put out peanuts, but it didn't slow them down on the tomatoes.

In that case, I am also quite fond of both squirrel stew and fried squirrel.

This may sound capricious, but you might have some success with a half-dozen or so mousetraps in amongst your tomato plants -- placed in strategic positions. Won't necessarily kill the squiddles, but just one of them running along with a mousetrap stuck on his foot could deter the hell outa the others.

As a kid, we had woodchucks. Whistlepigs. They ate everything in a garden if not controlled.

 

[Gypsy Nirvana]

Had this animated blow-up 'WEED' character - stop me in my tracks - had only one moving arm - pointing towards the 'erb for sale -

 

[Unca Walt]

They also eat the reindeers stomach content for roughage and nutrients.

Hmmm... Sounds like they are Scottish. They essentially eat the same scale of crazy. Here comes a fess-up:

I love haggis. Pork Lungs, Oatmeal, Water, Beef Fat, Beef Liver, Lamb Lungs, Beef Heart, Dried Onion, Barley, Salt, Spices.

It is illegal in America. <--TINS

I betcha raw seal blubber could not be found at White Castle, either.