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The Original O'l Farts Club.

SubGirl

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420club
What are the pencils for…..give it to somebody to take to work. Tell them to set it on the receptionist desk and BINGO….
Got a message after Halloween from the grandson that said. Thanks for the pencils. I get in trouble in school sometimes for not having one. So I collected them for him. Gonna give the little girl next door a gallon zip lock full of candy too now that I’ve opened the box. I just left a bag on the porch for the scouts collecting food this season. Should have put it in the bag 😁
 

jokerman

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I was shopping at my local Sam's club just before Halloween and saw that they had a option to buy a 5 gallon bucket of those individule Reese's Peanut Butter cups for like 60 some odd dollars. I was briefy tempted but finally had to say there is no way I'm buying 60 some odd dollars worth of candy, not even Reese's peanut butter cups.
I understand, tough descision ,
I would have sleeked counsel for that decision.
 

jokerman

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Premium user
Some of you guys here wouldn't be impressed with my cloths cupboard. Cloths that are old and tired with holes and marks on one side and brand new cloths on the other side I never wear. Good thing some of you are at a distance I can already hear the tearing of cloth. YIKES

Including Sub who has a military precision move of seek out and destroy:)

Then on the other hand I also see there are some here that share my, "wear it until it wears out."
😊
 

Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
Premium user
Good day dogzter...what is the mudhole?
It was the last forum the OFC was on. Not actually Mud Hole.....but it was re-named by one of us and it stuck. Bad Memories.....Not now.....

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oldmaninbc

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420club
There is absolutely no candy in this house with the exception of Halloween. If it’s here, I can’t resist it. So with that said nothing but healthy shit within my reach. If I have any leftover Halloween candy. I give it to my son-in-law or the mail lady so they can put it a bowl and give it away at work.
Good day Mr.Pute...I love sweets, mostly baked goods. I would have with drawl symptoms without sweets.
 

oldmaninbc

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420club
Not my cup of tea OM....I take to much sugar in through vodka. I love frozen grapes and Mrs Pute makes sure there is always a good supply in the freezer.
AH, frozen grapes, this is new to me. Unless your making icewine.

Is this a Colorado thing or a Pute thing, do they freeze solid. You let the warmth of your mouth thaw them, I would probably break a tooth eating frozen grapes. I like grapes, big seedless green ones.
 

Gray Wolf

A Posse ad Esse. From Possibility to realization.
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Good day GW, yes, have been reading about the bomb cyclone, don't go out in it after your haircut, keep your haircut looking sharp.:)
Good morning Old Man! Thanks for the timely and sage advice!
Shes gonna get towel burn
Put me in coach! I'll kiss it and make it well!
 

BrassNwood

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I've done some sketchy stuff pulling engines but that is a whole new level.

Against the law in Sweden to open a can of it indoors. LMAO

The most gag a magot stink on the planet is a rotten bag of potatoes. We had a tenant move out and I couldn't get in the door of the house without a rag soaked in gasoline over my face. It was behind the drawers in the kitchen cabinets. How in god's name it got there I'll never know. We know why they moved out for sure. Holy mother it was foul.
 

oldmaninbc

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420club
I've done some sketchy stuff pulling engines but that is a whole new level.


Against the law in Sweden to open a can of it indoors. LMAO

The most gag a magot stink on the planet is a rotten bag of potatoes. We had a tenant move out and I couldn't get in the door of the house without a rag soaked in gasoline over my face. It was behind the drawers in the kitchen cabinets. How in god's name it got there I'll never know. We know why they moved out for sure. Holy mother it was foul.
That's right potatoes can stink and stink loudly. They have a smell unique to them.

My last cat use love getting into the potato bag, I would catch him playing with a potato, he didn't want to give it up either.
 

Countryboy

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It'll be ok, it's just a little poke and will be over quickly. Perhaps the Phlebotomist will be a cheery attractive woman whose charm will distract you from the procedure.

I will be getting the same next Tuesday. The Mrs. should be well over her covid and I won't be uncomfortable sitting in the car with her.

Please let me know if your arm falls off or you start to see things that aren't there, hearing voices and if it starts to rain fish.

I remember the joke on the wall in the lab. The lady says to the man, "you must have a calcium deficiency," he was just a puddle on the floor.

Good day to you jokerman
My Phlebotomist is a gay guy whose the best I've ever had(see what I did there?)...practically painless. We found mutual ground after the Dawgs won the national championship.
 
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