The Original O'l Farts Club.

[oldmaninbc]

DURIAN!!! <-- YIKES -- In public? I was introduced to durian a half-century ago (ohshit... more than a half-century!) I can still smell the burned vomit odor.

It stunk so bad, there was a law you could not have one in a hotel lobby or on a bus. <-- TINS Dunno if this still obtains. But if somebody dropped one on the floor, the smell would last for days.

The smell is very strong and has been described as a combination of sulfur, sewage, fruit, honey, and roasted and rotting onions. A study on the aromatic compounds in durian found 44 active compounds, including some that contribute to scents of skunk, caramel, rotten egg, fruit, and soup seasoning.

To me, it smelled like a leper with diarrhea. Oh... Another thing: Durian is sorta poisonous with a texture of baby shit. The little that I (had to) eat gave me cramps and the quick-step for two days.

I am not putting that on my bucket list...find leper and smell their diarrhea, nope, I'll give that a hard pass.

Everyone talks of the foul smell of Durian but does it taste good?

Good day Unca Walt

 

[Countryboy]

Just cause:

 

[jokerman]

Boo’s shop….?

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I would think twice about getting undercoating by those guys,

 

[oldmaninbc]

Yeah hoping to meet new friends ....

Oh man. Yeah my colorectal doctor wants to rule out colon cancer with my occasional butt bleeding. Have to drink some heinous stuff before the procedure.

The last time I had that procedure, I had to drink a gallon of liquid, do you do that or is there something different that they do these days?

 

[Putembk]

The last time I had that procedure, I had to drink a gallon of liquid, do you do that or is there something different that they do these days?

My turn next year. Will be my last time if nothing is found.....fat chance....ha ha....they gotta keep you coming back.....who is gonna make their Mercedes payment.....

 

[oldmaninbc]

first part of the translation so far...
Dear Gypsy.
We are enjoying your company a lot.
But you have been here for a long time and it seems we are running out of weed.
We hope you enjoyed your stay ,have another hairy crab and looking forward to seeing you in two years.

second part coming soon

Good day to you jokerman

or like the whaler, ok dear, I'm off to work, I'll see you in 4 years or so.

 

[Goldhedge]

Good day OF...I know some folks are desperate to talk to me(seeking guidance and wisdom) but why phone me at 6am and then hang up.

What's your phone number?

 

[oldmaninbc]

My turn next year. Will be my last time if nothing is found.....fat chance....ha ha....they gotta keep you coming back.....who is gonna make their Mercedes payment.....

Have they ever found any abnormalities Pute, like polyps?

 

[Putembk]

Another physical therapy appointment is in the books. Am now waiting on a friend to come by. With all this activity going on I am not gonna make it to the grow store. Oh, forgot...washed my truck .... gonna snow for sure tomorrow.

I would think twice about getting undercoating by those guys,

You need to get it done at Pute's Place.....I can lick and stick you in minutes.....I screw the other guy and pass the savings on to you.

We are enjoying your company a lot.
But you have been here for a long time and it seems we are running out of weed.
We hope you enjoyed your stay ,have another hairy crab and looking forward to seeing you in two years.

I'm running low. Gotta be a faster way to grow this plant. Somebody needs to come up with a "Just add Water" formula.

Love the way that Big has bags of top shelf weed in his freezer.....Mine is never around long enough..........I smoke lots of weed.....

 

[Gray Wolf]

View attachment 19102137 Got a couple more inches of good powder last night.
Planned power outage tomorrow from 12 to 3 pm........yay.

Amazing how the pups don't have that much fur on their bellies and yet the all-season breeds lie on their stomach in snowbanks with a big smile on their faces.

My turn next year. Will be my last time if nothing is found.....fat chance....ha ha....they gotta keep you coming back.....who is gonna make their Mercedes payment.....

The said that when my next one falls due in five years, that we would decide whether dying of cancer or from the procedure was most probable.

 

[Gray Wolf]

They refer to it as chlorination on their web page. Do you know if it's hard on cannabis or houseplants?

It is my understanding that it is less than optimal, and you should let it sit or boil it so that the chlorine or chloramide dissipates.

On the other hand, it must be subtle because I use it on all our plants and lawn without noticing any issues.

 

[oldmaninbc]

old people wtf..?

last night
i was pouring fresh cooking oil nto a heavy deep cast iron pot with a handle
i tried to our the last bit out
the element fell to the floor of course
i stuck my foot out so it wouldn't break..we just got it
i stopped it from hitting the floor
like a soccer goal tender
the cast iron pot fell on my foot/toes
spread all the cooking oil my feet fell out from under me i smashed the back of my head my left arm and definitely shoulder
and my neck feels whiplashed

they talk about old people and brittle bones..not here yet

i can't believe it..its shoulda been on video

just glad my head missed the cast-iron pot on the way to the floor

[my wife did the supper night.. I cancelled tennis today]

Is now a good time to bring up the coffee machine fire?

Sounds like you had a bit of a juggling act going on, hope you didn't do any lasting damage to yourself. Soar necks are rather unpleasant. Hope things get back to normal soon Rgd

 

[Dime]

You don't see this every day

 

[oldmaninbc]

It is my understanding that it is less than optimal, and you should let it sit or boil it so that the chlorine or chloramide dissipates.

On the other hand, it must be subtle because I use it on all our plants and lawn without noticing any issues.

Good day GW...when you say all plants do you mean indoor houseplants? I assume you mean all plants but just to make sure I'll ask.

 

[pop_rocks]

They refer to it as chlorination on their web page. Do you know if it's hard on cannabis or houseplants?

its kind of a blanket term and you could call them and ask about your water specifically
here in socal its mostly chloramine in your tap water but you could call your local water and they would know
plus they most likely measure other things in your water like calcium and stuff like that they will even send you a pbook showing results
here in san diego we have very hard water

 

[D. B. Doober]

The last time I had that procedure, I had to drink a gallon of liquid, do you do that or is there something different that they do these days?

Yes lots of liquid. There's 2 big drinks I have to make and consume. Should be okay though. I don't think I have cancer.

 

[Gray Wolf]

You don't see this every day

 

[oldmaninbc]

Yes lots of liquid. There's 2 big drinks I have to make and consume. Should be okay though. I don't think I have cancer.

They can also look for polyps while they are investigating. Has everything healed up well after the bands came off?

 

[Gray Wolf]

Good day GW...when you say all plants do you mean indoor houseplants? I assume you mean all plants but just to make sure I'll ask.

All indoor and outdoor plants, including cannabis. We water or irrigate directly from the tap.

 

[Gray Wolf]