The Original O'l Farts Club.

[dogzter]

Another round of the Funkberry done super glad to not have to trim today.
Cleanup in tent 4 and reload,easy,peezy.

 

[jokerman]

old people wtf..?

last night
i was pouring fresh cooking oil nto a heavy deep cast iron pot with a handle
i tried to our the last bit out
the element fell to the floor of course
i stuck my foot out so it wouldn't break..we just got it
i stopped it from hitting the floor
like a soccer goal tender
the cast iron pot fell on my foot/toes
spread all the cooking oil my feet fell out from under me i smashed the back of my head my left arm and definitely shoulder
and my neck feels whiplashed

they talk about old people and brittle bones..not here yet

i can't believe it..its shoulda been on video

just glad my head missed the cast-iron pot on the way to the floor

[my wife did the supper night.. I cancelled tennis today]

feel the group needs its own EMS

 

[Gray Wolf]

old people wtf..?

last night
i was pouring fresh cooking oil nto a heavy deep cast iron pot with a handle
i tried to our the last bit out
the element fell to the floor of course
i stuck my foot out so it wouldn't break..we just got it
i stopped it from hitting the floor
like a soccer goal tender
the cast iron pot fell on my foot/toes
spread all the cooking oil my feet fell out from under me i smashed the back of my head my left arm and definitely shoulder
and my neck feels whiplashed

they talk about old people and brittle bones..not here yet

i can't believe it..its shoulda been on video

just glad my head missed the cast-iron pot on the way to the floor

[my wife did the supper night.. I cancelled tennis today]

Whoa! Glad you didn't break anything, especially you head or neck!

I trust you're even wiser now having learned yet another lesson and will wear proper safety gear next time!

Consider chemical goggles, helmet, neck brace, shoulder, hip, and knee pads, and steel toe and arch protection.

 

[Gray Wolf]

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Another round of the Funkberry done super glad to not have to trim today.
Cleanup in tent 4 and reload,easy,peezy.

Nice trichs!

feel the group needs its own EMS

Including Life Flight!

 

[dogzter]

Whoa! Glad you didn't break anything, especially you head or neck!

I trust you're even wiser now having learned yet another lesson and will wear proper safety gear next time!

Consider chemical goggles, helmet, neck brace, shoulder, hip, and knee pads, and steel toe and arch protection.

You guys always forget your waterwings.

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[Gray Wolf]

 

[D. B. Doober]

Post in thread 'Funny Pictures Are Funny' https://www.icmag.com/threads/funny-pictures-are-funny.334349/post-18820375

 

[dogzter]

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I am super impressed with that.

 

[dogzter]

Got a couple more inches of good powder last night.
Planned power outage tomorrow from 12 to 3 pm........yay.

 

[Putembk]

Boo’s shop….?

 

[Goldhedge]

DURIAN!!! <-- YIKES -- In public? I was introduced to durian a half-century ago (ohshit... more than a half-century!) I can still smell the burned vomit odor.

It stunk so bad, there was a law you could not have one in a hotel lobby or on a bus. <-- TINS Dunno if this still obtains. But if somebody dropped one on the floor, the smell would last for days.

The smell is very strong and has been described as a combination of sulfur, sewage, fruit, honey, and roasted and rotting onions. A study on the aromatic compounds in durian found 44 active compounds, including some that contribute to scents of skunk, caramel, rotten egg, fruit, and soup seasoning.

To me, it smelled like a leper with diarrhea. Oh... Another thing: Durian is sorta poisonous with a texture of baby shit. The little that I (had to) eat gave me cramps and the quick-step for two days.

Gives new meaning to the phrase: "Eat shit and die"

 

[Goldhedge]

Translation coming soon as my cousin Sal's wife comes into the office.

FYI there is a google 'translate' extension for nearly every browser...

 

[Goldhedge]

old people wtf..?

last night
i was pouring fresh cooking oil nto a heavy deep cast iron pot with a handle
i tried to our the last bit out
the element fell to the floor of course
i stuck my foot out so it wouldn't break..we just got it
i stopped it from hitting the floor
like a soccer goal tender
the cast iron pot fell on my foot/toes
spread all the cooking oil my feet fell out from under me i smashed the back of my head my left arm and definitely shoulder
and my neck feels whiplashed

they talk about old people and brittle bones..not here yet

i can't believe it..its shoulda been on video

just glad my head missed the cast-iron pot on the way to the floor

[my wife did the supper night.. I cancelled tennis today]

Just wait... it doesn't get better with age.... LOL

Helpful tip: Don't fry bacon in the nude...

 

[oldmaninbc]

Good day OF...I know some folks are desperate to talk to me(seeking guidance and wisdom) but why phone me at 6am and then hang up.

 

[Countryboy]

There useta be a small diner by the tracks in Deerfield Beach (south Floriduh) that served fried cooter and alligator. It was really good -- to the point I went and got seconds. TINS.

Gator is bland like chicken or frogs legs. Not an "edgy" flavor like liver or oysters. I never had crocodile, but then crocodile/gavial/alligator are just different kinds of chickens.

But I haven't a clue as to what spices they put on them in the Pacific Rim.

My 'people' used to 'grab from as opposed to 'gigging' them. Daddy said ya have to be fast to slap that water-moccasin in the face and grab that frog. Tow-sacks full of them, skinned them with those pliers ya used on cat fish...good times...

 

[SubGirl]

Good day OF...I know some folks are desperate to talk to me(seeking guidance and wisdom) but why phone me at 6am and then hang up.

If a man answers, hang up

 

[oldmaninbc]

if you boil the water you might be able to offgas some of the chlorine and get ride of the taste, you could also just let it sit out, but if they are using chloramine its harder to remove
i usually add a good strong measure of liquor to my water, just to make sure its safe to drink

They refer to it as chlorination on their web page. Do you know if it's hard on cannabis or houseplants?

 

[Countryboy]

Dear me... That rang a bell. Horny Vulcans, Batman!!

IIRC, All lady Vulcans are... well... HOT. And when they go into heat with that hotness, they become awfully naughty.

I remember thinking at the time that segment broadcasted:

If the Vulcans are so logical, and they knew this was gonna happen from time to time... Why did they not organize it?

When a Vulcan guy has a Vulcan need for a Vulcan hottie for a Vulcan good afternoon... and vice-versa -- Just check into the famous Vulcan No-Tell Motel.

Amok Time-my favorite episode:

 

[SubGirl]

Took the afternoon and evening off….I have some catching up to do.

Catching up on off is always fun.