The Original O'l Farts Club.
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They are so cute!
I would put my face between them and “motorboat” the hell out of them. 
The girl is cute too. 
Thought about it all night and here is what I came with.
Its something we do every day usually twice a day.
It is something we dont have to be reminded of
Relatively simple to do most of the time
Done mostly sitting down
Usually by your self
No critics unless you missed
Good Morning Folks
raining like a mild mofo
I sang on a Neil song at Jones beach sitting front row like a mofo.Going to see Neil Young and crazy horse this weekend. I’m helping the rolling factory and getting the Vape ready as we are in a no smoking room this time but I don’t think they would mind the smell of my delicious cap junky in the room coming from the Solo II
hopefully yall all ate extra prunes today sitting around talking shit
Rockin in the free world
Its on YT and you can clearly hear me
" The key to life is a healthy colon " : Eddie MurphyYou don't get a choice in hospital not to talk about stools - every day since I've been here - the nurse has been trying to ply me with laxatives - and always asked ' Did you have a bowel movement today yet Mr Nirvana?'
- after all life is fertiliser - and what hopefully comes out of the bottom end of us - is fertiliser -
- the big problem is when you don't produce - then get that awful blocked 'Bag O'Spanner's' constipated feeling in your guts - and you start to realize that hour by hour - day by day - week by week - you are more and more - 'Full of Shite' - as you grow and grow - like some alienabout to give birth to a shite-monster - pregnant with fecal detritus - about to blow-up - 'Ahhh - thar she blows!' - scattering a distended stomach full of a scatologists dream scene - all over the neighbourhood -
So it is kinda important - to be regular - and not have to face the slings and arrows of outrageous constipation -
Learned a lot!
I think I heard you Joe.I sang on a Neil song at Jones beach sitting front row like a mofo.
Rockin in the free world
Its on YT and you can clearly hear me
We are really looking forward to the show. Mr sub got orchestra Seats so we will have a good view.
and @Boo i like Lynyrd Skynyrd too and I think Neil and him are friends now.
OK. I have had enough. Will you all tell your homies to stop coming to Drake’s house? I drive through his neighbourhood twice a day every weekday to/from the hospital and with the weekend shooting and now a second trespass attempt it is getting exceedingly painful. Just stop it. Yesterday, I saw some stupid tart driving 2 miles an hour while her passenger filmed what little you can see of all of the houses while hanging out of the car window. Enough. The three available routes through the area already have the seriously irritating ‘traffic calming’ roadway hazards that some drivers insist on absolutely crawling over – obviously fearing that their car’s suspension will collapse if their shock absorber has to work - as it is intended - going over a bump. And now there are tourists too? Soon my wife will have to muzzle me and tie me to the steering wheel to prevent me from going ballistic with road rage. I just may have to change my route completely before my head explodes.
Thanks for listening . . .
Thanks for listening . . .
Emerson some nice puppies
forget his politics is my mindset.I think I heard you Joe.
We are really looking forward to the show. Mr sub got orchestra Seats so we will have a good view.
and @Boo i like Lynyrd Skynyrd too and I think Neil and him are friends now.
As a 16 y/o I thought his album Harvest was the best album in life!
But I remember singing Old Man as a young man more than I remember singing Old Man as an old man.
one of my favorites
OleReynard
Well-known member
Lucky pups
If it eats, it poops. End of story.Thought about it all night and here is what I came with.
Its something we do every day usually twice a day.
It is something we dont have to be reminded of
Relatively simple to do most of the time
Done mostly sitting down
Usually by your self
No critics unless you missed
Good Morning Folks
raining like a mild mofo
Did you take the test and get your certificate of completion?
Check off the scatological terms for defecation that you recognize and now use regularly in everyday speech.
- Bake a loaf
- Barbarians at the gate
- Blow Mud
- Bomb the Bowl
- Build a dookie castle
- Chop a log
- Cook a butt burrito
- Crap
- Curl some pipe
- Debulk
- Defecate
- Do the Royal Squat
- Doo the doo
- Drop a deuce
- Drop a dookie
- Drop the kids off at the pool
- Dump a stump
- Fill the peanut butter jar
- Float a trout
- Grow a Tail
- Hit paydirt
- Launch a Butt Shuttle
- Launch a torpedo
- Lay a brick
- Lay a cable
- Make a deposit at the porcelain bank
- Log an entry
- Make room for lunch
- Offload some freight
- Pack your underwear
- Paint the bowl
- Park some bark
- Pinch a loaf
- Plant some corn
- Poke the turtle's head out
- Prairie Dogging
- Punish the porcelain
- Recycle fiber
- Release your payload
- Seek revenge for the Brown Bomber
- Sink the Bismark
- Sit on the throne
- Squeeze the cheese
- Take the Browns to the Superbowl
- Busting a grumpy
- Cuttin' rope
- Make an offering to the porcelain throne
- Building a log cabin
- Make like Snoop and 'Drop it like it's hot'
- Use the big, white telephone
- Unloose the caboose
- I've got to see a man about a horse
- Murder a brown snake
- Download some software
- Churn the dookie butter
- Drop some potatoes in the crock pot
- Craft a fudge pop
- Deploying the USS Brownfish
- Releasing the Kraken
- Getting something down on paper
- Slop some bum slugs
- A brown dog scratching at the back door
- Liberate the brown trout
- Let the turtles loose
- Make underwater sculptures
- Glassing the surface
- Unload some timber
- Plant a tree
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And kissable.
I really learned a lot!
Maybe where the term "Weed" came into common vernacular?
Who is Drake ?OK. I have had enough. Will you all tell your homies to stop coming to Drake’s house? I drive through his neighbourhood twice a day every weekday to/from the hospital and with the weekend shooting and now a second trespass attempt it is getting exceedingly painful. Just stop it. Yesterday, I saw some stupid tart driving 2 miles an hour while her passenger filmed what little you can see of all of the houses while hanging out of the car window. Enough. The three available routes through the area already have the seriously irritating ‘traffic calming’ roadway hazards that some drivers insist on absolutely crawling over – obviously fearing that their car’s suspension will collapse if their shock absorber has to work - as it is intended - going over a bump. And now there are tourists too? Soon my wife will have to muzzle me and tie me to the steering wheel to prevent me from going ballistic with road rage. I just may have to change my route completely before my head explodes.
Thanks for listening . . .
imiubu
Well-known member
I hear ya!
After a recent experience, I do not forgo my morning joe but I have
cut back on high octane caffeine. I use 3T whole coffee beans for 24oz.
brewed. Now, I use 2.5T decaf and 1/2T caf. this amount has worked out well.
I drink 48 oz each morning (btw 6 a.m. and noon) and I'm good.
Experience that really altered my caffeine intake in Feb:
Buddy brought back some coffee for me from his vakay.
He knows I love a dark roast heavy hitting java.
This coffee is called Wake The Fuck Up!
It smelled lovely for sure. Next day I made a pot (24oz) and
it was delightful. So, I made another pot.
HOLY SHIT!!!
I was so revved up I was uncomfortable. Not energy inducing
nor motivating at all but by goodness my body was so juiced.
4 hrs. later I was exhausted and actually was forced to take
a dreaded nap
3 hrs. later I awoke feeling groggy and beat up, I thought.... WTF???
Called my pal the next day and told him of the experience.
He said his housemate loved the high octane stuff... did I want
to trade for something else he brought home? YES, was my reply.
He gave me a can of Cafe Du Monde that I simply adored the flavor
of but only used it to accentuate my dark roast espresso that I'd
grown fond of.
However, now I just can't handle the caffeine.
So... found some decaf beans that I like and tinkered around until
I found an amount of each that I still enjoy the flavor with out blasting
me away each morning.
I do not care for that non productive revving feeling I experienced
with that WTFU coffee... NO SIREE!
Guess I must admit that I am aging haha.
I will feel no shame in drinking mostly decaff HAHA
