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Gray Wolf

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oldfogey8

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Ya - I used to be a 'I'm a commando advocate' - and it worked whilst I wore button flies - on my jeans 👖 (501's) - but I was soon to find out - that don't fly with zipper flies - when taking a quick Jimmy Riddle - in a hurry - and you inadvertently zip ya todger up in the YKK ballistic zipper -

OWWWCCHHHH! - then try working it outa there - without screaming for ya Mama! - who happens to be thousands of miles away - at that time -
We’ve got a bleeder!
 

Unca Walt

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Awright... Just walked in. I am up to page 1300, and I haveta jump forward to here because:

HOLY MOTHBALLS, MOTHMAN!! At precisely 3:00AM, I was outside lookin' up at the clear, dark sky...

And a big bolide came down heading east. Parts of it came off in globule-streaks, the main part flared more brightly for a second, then was gone. WOW.
Turns out there was someone about 80 miles west of me that caught a small glimpse of it on video. For him, it was almost on the horizon. For me, it was pretty close to overhead.

What his video doesn't have the resolution to show are the pieces coming off both sides well before everything exploded.

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Gray Wolf

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I saw her first
Actually, I didn't time stamp it, but I already figured out that she was a girl too by her posts. Since I'm old and harmless, how about I drink coffee with her while you two youngsters battle for first place.

An important point to know when doing my best to not call a sister woman brother when I respond. I was mistaken once and only learned of my mistake after the guy's gay partner died.

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imiubu

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Okay, I just saw a thread for sharing usernames and the meaning thereof.

The back story is rather long and I will post that in that thread.

However, I've discovered some confusion as to my UN so...
gonna give the Readers Digest version here for the OF's.

Expresses my 'live and let live' / 'don't tread' attitude towards others.

i am i u (you) be u
 

oldfogey8

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Actually, I didn't time stamp it, but I already figured out that she was a girl too by her posts. Since I'm old and harmless, how about I drink coffee with her while you two youngsters battle for first place.

An important point to know when doing my best to not call a sister woman brother when I respond. I was mistaken once and only learned of my mistake after the guy's gay partner died.

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bigsur51

On a mailtrain.
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Actually, I didn't time stamp it, but I already figured out that she was a girl too by her posts. Since I'm old and harmless, how about I drink coffee with her while you two youngsters battle for first place.

An important point to know when doing my best to not call a sister woman brother when I respond. I was mistaken once and only learned of my mistake after the guy's gay partner died.

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no battle here Brother , and I don’t know where Pute came up with the idea of some sort of competition , Mrs Pute won’t tolerate that behavior , nor would Swede…

so yeah , male carbon unit or female , I don’t care , just as long as we all get along

coffee helps





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Putembk

One Toke Over The Line
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Actually, I didn't time stamp it, but I already figured out that she was a girl too by her posts. Since I'm old and harmless, how about I drink coffee with her while you two youngsters battle for first place.

An important point to know when doing my best to not call a sister woman brother when I respond. I was mistaken once and only learned of my mistake after the guy's gay partner died.

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I give up...Big gets all the women!
 

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